Dick for Ted, Dick for You

United States senator from Texas, Ted Cruz, recently landed in a little hot water after his official Twitter account ‘liked’ a sexually explicit video posted by an unlicensed Twitter-based porn-link-peddler. Soon turning back to Twitter to throw responsibility onto an vague “staffing issue” that Cruz’s office was promptly “dealing with internally,” the senator could have been telling the truth or he could be covering for the fact that one target of his alleged illicit interest has a strong resemblance to his own wife, Heidi.

Dick For Two - Cory Chase

“MILF” star and fetish performer Cory Chase was noted as having similar looks to Mrs. Cruz by many an online observer but she wasn’t the only thing that could’ve drawn Ted’s attention to ‘Dick for Two,’ the MILF Hunter scene the senator was allegedly so fond of. She does, however, take the lead, playing the step-mom of unruly teen Kacey Jordan. Encouraged by her husband to take her step-daughter out for a girls’ day, Ms. Chase returns to find some odd noises coming from her living room. It seems Kacey’s boyfriend (Bruce Venture) decided to stop by and exploit the empty house by plugging his girlfriend on her parents’ sofa. Shocked, but more than a little turned on, Cory stands barely hiding behind a door frame and lets her fingers wander beneath her sensible corporate attire. In no time, she decides it unfair for Kacey to get all the dick, barges in on the young couple, and demands the attention of them both. To avoid getting in trouble with daddy, Kacey obliges and shares her stud until all three are spent on the now heavily stained sofa.

Since Cruz’s Twitter ‘like’ the popularity of Dick for Two, which arrived back in May of 2016, has risen to managed to garner more than a million views, according to Motherboard. In response, Reality Kings has provided a free official version through its PornHub channel. While it’s great to see RK playing along with its online audience, the whole affair raised one particular point that Cory Chase herself would surely appreciate you all paid attention to. Complaining to HuffPost, Chase said she “didn’t like that he watched it for free. He pirated that video. He should’ve paid Reality Kings for a subscription.”

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Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – September 15th, 2017

mrpinksThis week at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews we took a peek into the future of onscreen fucking with two networks owned, operated, and overseen by the same forward-looking organization. First up, 21Sextreme, a 16 site network, dealt with the more extravagant and outrageous elements of sexual entertainment, dishing up creampies, granny-fucking, trans-porn and more. On a slightly less adventurous plane, 21Sextury took care of any viewer more aligned with mainstream tastes (but not that aligned), serving up 21 sites of anal, teen, deepthroat, lesbian, swallowing, DP, and even some rather romantic sex. All in all, a pretty damn satisfying twofer, I’m sure you’d agree!

Joanna Angel Perverts Penthouse

Having previously appeared as no more than another cast member in 2007’s Glam Trash, Joanna Angel doesn’t have a particularly extensive history with Penthouse. She is, after all, best known for her fierce independence and outlier status while Penthouse has long been accepted as part of the porno mainstream. That’s all about to change, though, as the studio founded by Bob Guccione way back in 1965 has tapped the Burning Angel alt.porn maven to direct her first Penthouse feature – and it’s already proving a departure from her usual knowingly schlocky comedy-porn stylings.

Joanna Angel

What originally started as a licensing meeting about bringing Burning Angel content to Penthouse’s broadcast platforms soon turned a corner and had Angel proposing a film in which she pulled the already sexually declarative Penthouse Pets even further into sexual depravity – as is her wont and style. Drew Rosenfeld, Penthouse’s head of production, was taken with the idea enough that it soon started to form into a reality.

Corrupted by an Angel sees everyone’s favorite pink-and-black-haired heavily-tatted hardcore queen take on this year’s troop of Penthouse Pets (Riley Nixon, Gina Valentina, Ryan Keely, Jenna Sativa), leading them further astray as she pushes them to further carnal (and dramatic) greatness. Ditching her usual male leads for a more clearly female-led story, Angel calls Corrupted a “girl-power movie” that she finds “really beautiful.” Two major staples of any Angel production are nonetheless granted ample presence with music by Burning Angel dick-at-large and in-house poppy punk songwriter Small Hands and plenty of raucous girl/girl, boy/girl, and group sex (including mucho anal) to go around.

As Corrupted shows a more serious side of the usually goofy and ironically inclined director, it has proven something of a challenge for Angel. “This is a serious dramatic movie,” she told AVN. “It’s a touching story [with] some very sad moments and a lot of intensity – there’s even some crying parts.” Rosenfeld felt confident, however, that she had the skill and experience to pull it off. And the cast, of course, were perfectly fit for the job, Angel declaring them all “equally as slutty as one another,” herself included.

Corrupted by an Angel is due in late September from Penthouse (through its new distribution deal with Girlfriends Films).

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – September 7th, 2017

mrpinksPorn has a way of messing with your sense of reality but that doesn’t mean you can’t indulge in a little wild porno-fueled fantasizing every now and then, does it? This week at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews we took a look at two very fantastic sites, one delivering immersive VR content and the other a network of high repute and powerful erotic charm. Mature Reality brings you face-to-snatch with some of Europe’s most desirable mature women in brilliantly vivid 3D POV VR hardcore encounters. Much larger but less technically advanced, Team Skeet proves a powerful network of 36 distinct sites dealing with everything from step-cest to classroom romps to cum-splashed cuties in day-glow outfits. Also now discounted to a dirty cheap monthly price, Team Skeet earned itself another Beating on a Budget blog, delivered to all y’all in the spirit of thrifty fap fodder! Until next week, friends…