Another Very Brazzers Christmas

Madison Ivy, Brandi Love, Lexi Belle, and Veronica Avluv Naughty Office

Looking back a few years, Naughty America was easily the most Christmas-obsessed porn studio around, releasing as it did in 2013 a four-part Naughty Office epic that saw Madison Ivy, Brandi Love, Lexi Belle, and Veronica Avluv tear Bill Bailey apart in no short order. Recently, though, it seems NA has given Christmas the shaft, now offering fans a single holiday scene, maybe two if they’re lucky.

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Brazzers, for its part, has made huge improvements over its 2013 seasonal effort – see this Pink’s post for details – and now delivers holiday horniess in a consistently intense and impressive fashion. This year is, of course, no exception. Inviting some of the most popular pornstars of today to don Santa hats and suck dick for the ZZ’s HD cameras, this year’s round of seasonal smut is delivered in four doses timed to ramp up your pre-Christmas excitement and have you aching to unwrap ZZ’s final Christmas episode on the morning of the 25th. First up, the bountiful Ava Addams put on her most Xmas-y lingerie and took to Mommy Got Boobs to wrap her immense bust around the cock of her daughter’s new boyfriend, Tyler Nixon, coaxing from his pecker a huge load of pre-dinner desert.

Those following the unrepentantly filthy Tory Lane may know she ran into a bit of trouble at LAX earlier this year and appeared to take a brief sabbatical from shooting porn as a result. If Brazzers’ latest Big Tits at Work scene is her comeback, it’s a typically Tory-style one. A bitchy boss cavalierly spending her employees’ holiday bonuses then offering her body (every single orifice) as a substitute payment, Tory is well and truly thrashed from desktop to DP by Ramon Nomar, Rico Strong, and Tommy Gunn.

Something many men no doubt wish they were receiving this gift-giving season, a Real Wife Story involving the perfect bride, is something Santa tosses twice to Levi Cash, planting under his tree a pair of Christmas miracles named Peta Jensen and Nicole Aniston. Sharing their bodies beneath the lights and tinsel, these two, also wearing Santa hats for added effect, put on a great show.

Arriving on Christmas Day and starring two of the most enticing young big-assed pornstars around, Santa’s Anal Elves sees ol’ Saint Mick Blue slide his meat-sleigh between their butt cheeks of both Jenna Ivory and Keisha Grey. Pulling Santa away from his demanding work for a moment of relaxation and excitation, Misses Ivory and Grey easily make one of the most appetizing holiday treats Brazzers has bestowed upon its members and fans in recent years. There’s no question about it: when it comes to holiday porn, Brazzers reigns supreme.

Christmas is Coming (As You Will Soon Be)

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When it comes to our own individual porno preferences and tastes, a real bro knows. What I mean is, a good, close friend is likely to either know (because you’ve told them) or accurately suppose (because they know you) where on the pornographic spectrum your attention is most likely to fall. Perhaps he correctly interprets your otherwise bizarre love of Nicki Minaj as a fondness for African American women of amply curvaceous proportion. Or perhaps you’ve shared numerous stories over beers, stories about sexual misadventures, impossibly exciting partners, or total duds that left you laughing. The point is, your pals know. The real ones, anyway.

Showing your buddies that they mean the world to you can be easy-as-pie with porn on your side. Simply figure out their preferred kink or sexual curio and purchase accordingly. Me, I’ve a friend whose very specific interest is in pegging porn shot from the female POV. I will therefore be purchasing said pal a copy of Dana Vespoli’s POV Boy-Toy Adventures on DVD. Also from Evil Angel, that unquestioned haven of debauchery, comes another DVD release I’ll be slipping another friend this Christmas, a DVD that tickles his particular bone, Manuel Ferrara’s recently released Dirty Talk, which sees Megan Rain, Phoenix Marie, Romi Rain, and Kayden Kross (aka Mrs. Ferrara) spouting seductive, salacious filthy verbiage at Manny as he wields the camera much like in his Raw series. That should keep my verbally-inclined pal entertained for a while!

Not every black dude has a gigantic schlong and those not so gifted in that particular department, like a certain pal of mine (or so he’s complained), might enjoy the interracial efforts of Greg Lansky and his Blacked crew. In My First Interracial Vol. 5, Anna Morna, Sydney Cole, Kate England, and sultry redhead Gwen Stark take on the thickest, heaviest black penises in porn, moaning and cooing every inch of the way. Interracial Threesomes Vol. 2, released back in October, sees trios comprised of hot young pornstar beauties and the aforementioned black studs in various combinations. Lovers of blonde babes will be thrilled with Alli Rae and Cadence Lux as they take on Michael Williams, and brunette fans with Abella Danger and Keisha Grey’s intense working of each other and of one of the biggest dicks in porn. Dakota James, lucky little thing she is, gets two huge fellas all to herself in this Blacked issue’s final scene, one that’ll knock any interracial porn fan off his feet. (Oh, and also from Lansky is Being Riley, an all-anal adventure starring everyone’s favorite giggling fuck-toy Riley Reid at Tushy.)

For any female friends who haven’t become fed up with your preoccupation with porn, there’s always the self-pleasure staples: vibrating phalluses, dildos, buzzing button stimulators, and a whole different style of porn. If she’s into ladies, even if only onscreen and in fantasies, a GirlsWay membership should be right up her proverbial alley, while entirely hetero female friends might prefer TrenchcoatX, a “curated smut” site operated by Kayden Kross and Stoya that offers a more gender-neutral take on hardcore erotica.

These gift ideas might not occupy the biggest boxes beneath your tree, nor are they the most extravagant or trendy – for that there’s always the porn-ready Virtual Reality units Samsung Gear VR or the forthcoming Oculus Rift – but they are likely to leave a very content smile on the face of your closest, dearest, horniest friends. And isn’t that what the holiday season is really all about?

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – December 16th, 2015

mrpinksHo, ho, ho, yo! The Holiday Season is now upon us and as we scramble to ensure our loved ones are gifted generously this year, it’s always a good idea to give yourself a little present. And what better than porn’s premiere girlfriend experience, ATK Girlfriends and its POV-shot virtual dates? Or how about ATK’s Aunt Judy’s, for lovers of MILFs and GILFs, or ATK Premium, an assortment of the company’s best work? No, well how about something a bit more summery, something to remind those of us in colder climates that warmer weather will soon return? How about Sex Underwater? Whatever your fancy – and however you feel about accused rapist James Deen and returning champion cocksucker and newfound anal fan Charley Chase, both discussed this week on Mr. Pink’s blog – you’ll find something to tickle it at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews.

On James Deen and Company

James Deen

In the wake of accusations of sexual assault and rape leveled at the world’s most famous adult performer, James Deen, by a growing number of his female colleagues, the performer has found himself not only the newest most-hated man in porn, but persona non grata at Evil Angel and Kink.com, two companies that once championed him, for years distributing his distinct brand of rough sex to all corners of the World Wide Web, and aiding his ascension to mainstream stardom.

Numerous voices have been raised since Stoya first dropped her 55-word Twitter bombshell, accusing Deen of rape, including those of Tori Lux, Ashley Fires, Nicki Blue, Kora Peters, Lily LaBeau, and Amber Rayne very few of them with a complimentary word about to the disgraced cocksman. Although obviously reluctant to go into too many specifics, Deen’s former girlfriend Joanna Angel was arguably the most damning, not only telling reporters that she considered Deen “dead inside” and “dead to me” but also that his domineering treatment of her left Angel fearing for her life, a whimpering wounded dog of a person.

While no charges have been pressed and Deen has largely remained silent of the matter aside from an interview with The Daily Beast explaining his position to Aurora Snow, it’s been largely left to others in the industry to shed some light on how the crimes (if indeed perpetrated by Deen as alleged) were ignored, dismissed, or swept under the proverbial rug. And these other voices aren’t necessarily coming from the usual places. Retired dick-thruster Voodoo took to Twitter to point out that Deen and, really, anyone else who doesn’t know when they’re crossing someone’s personal sexual boundaries and potentially committing assault should not be in the adult entertainment industry. Period. Hard to disagree with that!

Arabelle Raphael, an underrated performer seen at Burning Angel and Kink.com, spoke to The Guardian about the controversy surrounding Deen and placed the burden on the culture of the industry itself, as well as society at large. So, an easily solved problem then? Perhaps on an individual level – Raphael heard disquieting warnings about Deen and thusly put him on her “no” list – but when victims are remaining silent of fear of dismissal, unemployment, or public ridicule, it’s no leap to look at the industry in a slightly different way. Aside from obvious measures that could be taken or improved to ensure the on-set safety of all performers, there’s also the issue of subtle coercion and manipulation that encourages those experiencing or witnessing an assault or dangerous, threatening behavior to keep their traps shut lest they destroy any chance of their burgeoning career taking off. Opening discussion of what has until now been viewed largely as an in-house problem to greater society (even if only via hashtags and soundbites) can only serve to increase the public understanding of how sex work can and does fit into the lives of those who choose it as a career path, and the responsibilities of those who consume it.

In the end, business is business, and it’s not exactly surprising that everyone from assaulted performers to immensely powerful studio owners and super-agents are out to protect their earning power and potential profits by at least partially ignoring harmful on-set behavior and conditions, but it’s at least a relief to see that rape and sexual assault is considered in porn to be bad business. With Joanna Angel and Phoenix Marie among those insisting that, even with its faults, the adult industry isn’t inherently unsafe – “I do not want the public to blame porn for anything. I think he is a bad egg. There are bad eggs in every industry.”

Perhaps if less public and media attention was being corralled onto the issue of mandatory condom use and instead towards creating a safe environment for porn workers socially and psychologically, as well as physically, one where performers with histories of abusive behavior are vetted, the groups seeking to exploit the Deen situation to hasten the shutting down or restricting of porn’s relative freedom might actually produce something that does what they always say they want to do: help victims, ensure safety.