Back to School with Rocco Siffredi

The student debt crisis shows no signs of abating, admissions processes are more bewildering than ever, and job prospects for graduates aren’t exactly overflowing, so why on Earth would any grown adult choose to go back into the education system after finally giving it the finger? I can’t think of any reasons, but I’m sure Professor Rocco Siffredi of Universidad del Porno can.
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That’s right, students of the sexual arts, the one and only Italian Stallion himself has moved out of performing himself and is now teaching others to follow in his immense footsteps. ‘Siffredi Hard Academy’ aims to take his approximately 30 students from eager amateurs to bona fide porno professionals who can stand with the best adult performers in the world. Why so few students? Well, this venture isn’t likely to pay for itself, so Siffredi has teamed with Italian television channel La5 and will be bringing his school to the small screen as a reality series. Each student was chosen by school administrators and given the Siffredi stamp of approval (or at least acceptance) before being allowed to enroll. Is Rocco instructing the next wave of European porno superstars or is this just a vain effort to increase his own profile now that performing if off the cards for the 51-year-old family man and multi-AVN winner? We’ll have to wait until his students have graduated, found agents, and started working, but thankfully Sensi Siffredi can be seen instructing his class on YouTube. Here we see him talking about controlling one’s own strength and (surprise, surprise) tells his students not to actually choke girls, but to instead pretend.

Rocco Siffredi made pretend sex feel real and is now teaching real folks having real sex how to pretend? Life sure does take us through some twists and turns, doesn’t it, maestro?

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – October 20th, 2015

mrpinksWith under two weeks left until Halloween turns us all into little demons again (albeit ones concerned primarily with costumed adult women hungry for “treats”), we at Mr. Pink’s took a look at a few Halloween celebrations, both real life and totally digital, on the Mr. Pink’s blog, where we also welcome Mike Adriano’s new venture, Perv City to Evil Angel. As for reviews, this week saw brand new assessments of the European and American teen porn paradises X-Sensual and Nubiles.net, and also Zero Tolerance on Demand, a reliable source of pornstar-fucking of a very high quality. Next week, we’ll meet some real motherfuckers, just you wait…

More Halloween Happenings

Not long now, fuck fans, and every North American adult website worth a damn will be coloring its homepage black-and-orange, placing glowing pumpkin heads at every entrance, and only admitting those women who’ve come dressed for the occasion, every inner-slut’s favorite over-commercialized holiday, Halloween!
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Along with the epic pornstar-attended party planned by AVN and due to open a inter-dimensional gateway to a fiery den of adult industry decadence – more info here – there’s also another big-time Halloween bash from a champion of sexual expression, New York’s Museum of Sex. Teaming with One Year Lease Theater Company for the October 31st event, the Museum will host costume contests, complimentary cocktails, light dining, raffles, live music from NY “indie, gypsy-ish, cabaret-ish, parlor rock” outfit Kotorino, and many more events, activities, tricks, and treats to put attendees in the partying mood. And, as always, there’s a premium VIP package for those that want to elevate themselves above the riff-raff, this time dubbed the ‘Indulge with Dionysus’ package and priced at $125 (alongside $65 and $40 standard VIP and general admission tickets, aka ‘Mingle with the Gods’ and ‘Soar with Aphrodite’). Dionysion acolytes willing to part with $125 for a Halloween party par excellence receive, among other pleasures, burlesque performances, a martini bar, appointed servers, ‘sinful party favors and decadent treats’, as well as the best seats in the house reserved for their asses and their asses alone.

Also getting into the spooky spirit this Halloween is everyone’s favorite proponents of martial infidelity, Kelly and Ryan Madison. Just released from Juicy Entertainment, Whore-ers of Halloween sees Natasha Vega, Casey Calvert, Staci Silverstone, Veruca James, Tysen Rich, and Luna C. Kitsuen all gussied up in sultry costumes and given the chance to milk Mr. Madison of his now infamous multiple loads. Cast as the meat in a Madison sandwich set in an Eyes Wide Shut-inspired Venetian-style occult orgy, Veruca James gets the couple to herself for a scene, as do Misses Kitsuen and Vega while the other starlets make do with Ryan alone, though that’s hardly a consolation prize.

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And then there’s the horrific Donna T. Rumpshaker costume for women, unwisely produced by outlandish costumers Yandy, which can now be purchased for $69.95. Yes, seriously, and that’s not including the wig or baseball cap!

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Really, the less said about why anyone would possibly want to purchase such a costume for anything other than a woefully unfunny topical reference the better. Isn’t Yandy a “sexy costume” site? Surely even Trump’s staunchest supporters wouldn’t fuck a female doppelganger of the uncouth real estate mogul, would they?

Truly, truly scary ruminations here, folks, and there’s more to come from Mr. Pink’s as we inch closer and closer to All Hallows’ Eve.

Welcome to Perv City

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What does Mike Adriano know of love? From his recorded output the veteran performer and accomplished director/producer sure seems to love speculums, sloppy blowjobs, sex in the outdoors, leaving his trousers on, fucking women’s assholes, and his distributor, Evil Angel. A handful of Adriano-directed titles seemed recently to disappear from Evil Angel’s online archive, causing fans some concern and leading them to suspect a separation was forthcoming. Not so! Adriano has simply teamed up with, well, actually, according to business information provider Find the Company, Adriano’s latest venture sees him flying solo. Perv City, named in tribute to the San Fernando Valley and its extensive porno history, launched as its own site only a few months ago and its origins were immediately clear. Considering his many roles – director, producer, performer, camera operator, and various post-production duties – and it’s obvious Perv City is Adriano’s conception through and through. His handprints are all over its plump white ass cheek, as it were. Perv City wasn’t always intend to stand alone, though, and those doubting Adriano’s future with Evil Angel will be thrilled to learn that Perv City feature Anal Avenue Sluts is due for release through Evil Angel on October 28th.


Starring the incredibly dynamic A2M duos Bonnie Rotten/Julez Ventura, Gabriela Paltrova/Madelyn Monroe, Jessica Ryan/Cameron Canada, and Kimber Day/Casey Calvert, Anal Avenue Sluts sees the eight rectal risk-takers up the ante with some of the sloppiest fellatio and wettest, wildest anal of Adriano’s long career. Evil Angel domestic sales manager Justin Rich called Perv City’s bold anal-heavy content “just the kind of stuff our customers demand” for its “uncompromising, graphic content with lots of anal flavor.” With Adriano’s cock and sexual tendencies center-screen, how could Perv City be anything else?