Every February, shortly after the 14th, many of us find ourselves in diminished spirits. Whether treated to a memorable Valentine’s Day by a lover or left by your lonesome on the most romantic day of the year, the feast of St. Valentine can be more than a little distressing for some. And, when it comes to lifting spirits and strengthening libidinous resolve, few things are as encouraging as pornography. This year we saw numerous sites and networks trot out V-Day updates that went in both directions: romantic and anti-romantic. From tender lovemaking between real-life couples to all-out orgies that throw out conventional ideas of romance and seduction, porn has something for everyone – you just need to know where to look.
Reality Kings’ contribution to 2016’s Valentine’s Day porno slate saw Sophia Leone and hey big-dicked boyfriend getting all romantic at Moms Bang Teens, in what they thought was an empty house. In walks Sophia’s stepmom, Jamie Valentine, who decides to step in and show the youngsters that an older woman can offer something truly sexy: experience.
Setting fans up for a double dose of red lingerie and aggressive fucking, Brazzers brought new V-Day scenes to Mommy Got Boobs and Real Wife Stories, the former starring Jaclyn Taylor as a wife trying on various seductive outfits to find the right one to push her husband’s libido into overdrive. Only it’s not her husband who just opened her bedroom door, but her stepson, and his eyes are firmly trained on his stepmom’s tits. Brandy Aniston lent her asshole to Real Wife Stories and Jessy Jones for a solid 30-minute anal slamming that she hopes will convince him to both stick around a few more years and take her shopping.
Naughty America arguably triumphed on Valentine’s Day, putting most other sites and network, and their V-Day scenes to shame, with a pair of scenes starring two of the most popular pornstars around: Mia Malkova and Gracie Glam. Mia, for her contribution, finds her boyfriend busy on Valentine’s Day… but not his friend, Johnny Castle, who she soon has buried between her thick thighs. Continuing its excellent run of Virtual Reality porn updates, Naughty America VR brought its viewers the one and only Gracie Glam in her very first VR scene for the network, a scene that saw her work her marvelous body, clad here in semi-sheer red bodysuit, not only in a thrilling POV-shot scene, but one that adds visual depth and just might have you convinced you’re banging this babe yourself. (Well, we can dream, can’t we?)
So, whether your Valentine’s Day saw you removing clothing and exchanging pleasures with a special someone or stroking yourself silly then falling asleep before The Walking Dead premier, you can relive Valentine’s Day to your satisfaction with this commendable collection of Valentine’s porn from some of Mr. Pink’s favorite porno outfits.
Oh, and if you didn’t hear it from anyone else on the 14th, I, Mr. Pink, love you, dear reader.