The Return of ‘The Real Buttwoman’

Alexis Texas
When Alexis Texas swept the porn-viewing world by storm during the waning days of the first decade of the 21st century, thick-assed white women were where it’s at. Nowadays, nothing much has changed which makes today’s porn world ripe for the return of the blonde big-bootied marvel. Having announced an exclusive directing deal with Elegant Angel back in June of this year, Ms. Texas unleashed her EA debut, Big Booty Tryouts, was released soon after and confirmed that the queen of ass still retains the same rear-ended interests she did before taking a two-year break from shooting. But, really, Big Booty Tryouts was just the first taste of what Texas has lined up.

Appointed Elegant Angel’s official derriere deity back in 2008, Ms. Texas perfectly embodied the title that later went to Kelly Divine and most recently Jada Stevens, shooting her very first anal scene for Alexis Texas is Buttwoman. Not content to let other ass-tastic pornstars steal her spotlight, Elegant Angel has granted the returning star another chance to embody the Buttwoman moniker like nobody else can. The perfect showcase, of course, is The Real Buttwoman Returns, the latest in the series and the first directed by Texas. Joined by Abella Danger, Blair Williams, and enough erect men to create a gangbang (her first), this latest Alexis Texas joint might not be the first movie of her return, but it’s undoubtedly the first one that really matters. Alexis Texas is back, y’all, and she’s still fucking amazing!


The Real Buttwoman Returns is released from Elegant Angel’s vault on October 1st.

Two New Fan-Approved Fleshlight Girls

Kayden KrossIn an unexpected tie, Kayden Kross and Alexis Texas have both managed to pull in an even number of votes and both score the highly coveted 2012 Searchlight prize from Fleshlight: their very own, custom-crafted Fleshlight replica! Announced live at the Comedy Store in Hollywood during comedian Sam Tripoli’s The Naughty Show, the two winners pulled ahead of other contestant, Asphyxia Noir, to nab the joint prize. Now, only two days later, Kayden has her own profile page on Fleshlight’s endlessly entertaining website and fans can already buy their way into her two-time AVN Award-winning pussy.

The Searchlight competition ran for months and featured heavily on Fleshlight’s blog, Fleshlife. There, users can now view all of the videos made with each of the three contestants, videos in which they state their case and tell you why their pussies deserve to be immortalized by the producers of the adult industry’s most acclaimed male masturbator toys.

Asphyxia, with her facial tattoos and pseudo-gothic styling may have been a little too intimidating for many voters, but the well-read, surprisingly articulate Kayden, the favorite, was, with her Texan co-winner, enticing enough to get guys voting like crazy. Hell, Kayden has even been given her own unique Fleshlight texture, dubbed “Bookworm” after her love of reading.

As for Alexis and her snatch… well, I suppose we’ll just have to be patient.

Adam & Eve & Alexis Texas

Alexis Texas
Photo Courtesy of Brazzers

Everyone’s favorite Lone Star State hottie, Alexis Texas, has signed an exclusive contract with Adam & Eve that will see the multi-AVN Award winning big-bootied blonde shoot a number of movies over the course of one calendar year, starting October. Alexis will also be appearing at trade shows and conventions under the Adam & Eve banner, will make in-store appearances, and fulfill other promotional duties for the company. Talking to AVN, Alexis said, “I am proud to be part of the Adam & Eve family. At a time when so many other adult companies are losing their contract girls and going with freelance performers, it means a lot that Adam & Eve has the faith to sign me on as a contract star. I’m anxious to bring my assets to the table for them!”

Having snagged themselves a five-time AVN winner – in 2011 alone she took home three awards: Best Tease Performance, Best Group Sex Scene, and Best All-Girl Three-Way Sex Scene – who, since her debut in 2006, has been blowing the minds of industry folk and fans alike with her incomparably curvaceous, bell-bottomed physique and her eager attitude to fucking on camera, Adam & Eve have increased their power significantly. Adam & Eve business manager, Bob Christian, told AVN that the company is “so excited” to have signed someone of Alexis’ caliber. “Along with contract star Teagan Presley, Alexis Texas brings a huge fan base, unparalleled professionalism and a new level of sexuality to Adam & Eve.”

For us fans, it’s definitely given us something to look forward to. One of porn’s premiere studios has partnered with a gorgeous young woman of whom the legendary Rocco Siffredi said “She is a naturally born pornstar. She knows how to position herself. She is so erotic, incredible.” We know, Rocco. We know.

Adult Workers of the USA, Celebrate!

LA Direct ModelsThe first proposal for the celebration of Labor Day asked for “A street parade to exhibit to the public ‘the strength and esprit de corps of the trade and labor organizations,” and since it’s unlikely the general public will spend this coming Monday praising the work of those who suck and fuck on camera, don’t you think you, as an avid enjoyer of the pornographic arts, should do a little something to commend their tireless effort to fulfill your deepest sexual fantasies? LA Direct Models certainly thinks so.

Hosting a Labor Day Extravaganza at the Hollywood Playhouse on Sunday September 4th, porn’s premiere talent agency intends to honor porn’s hardest working women and men the best way the adult industry knows how – by partying their cotton socks off! Jerry Anders of co-sponsor Adult Entertainment Broadcast Network, told AVN that the bash, which is hosted by big-bootied adult superstars Alexis Texas and Kristina Rose, is a chance “to celebrate all the hard-working people in the industry who keep it moving along all year, which is what the holiday is about.”

Couldn’t have said it better myself. Hats off to you, porn professionals, now party hard, take Monday off, then get your impeccable asses back to work! (Just be sure not to wear white lingerie.)