Madison Ivy’s Epic Anal Adventure

About a year ago, give or take five or six weeks, Brazzers announced its first ever woman to an exclusive performance contract. The name scribbled on the dotted line? Madison Ivy. A one-year contract that is apparently set to expire in mere weeks, Madison’s deal with Brazzers was to include her very first anal scene, allegedly “coming very soon.” Well, one year and a gaggle of impatient and outraged fans later, Brazzers has finally set a date for the arrival of said onscreen-anal-virginity-ditching: today!

Madison Ivy

With the highly anticipated anal debut of Madison Ivy now available for viewing, perhaps we should take a look at the reasons for the many months of delay behind this extremely highly anticipated online porn event. (The preview already has over 50,000 views!)

– As Madison notes in the announcement video below, Madison Ivy not only wrote the script for her Brazzers anal debut, she also designed the costumes and selected the talent, asking Mick Blue to do the honors on her “300-meets-Spartacus-meets-Eyes Wide Shut” set.

– A pornstar’s skin tone is very important and Madison had to deepen hers (with the help of artificial tanning techniques) from “moderate orange” (#cc9966) to “darkened moderate orange” (#996633). That takes time!

– Although totally swamped with her 2013/2014 Brazzers workload of five scenes, Madison managed to parlay her “exclusive” contract into work for other Mind Geek-owned sites and studios, shooting two Digital Playground features (Erotico 2, No Way Out) and lending her considerable talents to Twistys for a hardcore session, two masturbation scenes and one saucy girl-girl encounter.

– Ever tried to get as devoted a pothead as Ms. Ivy to get off her Spongebob-lovin’ ass and open it, as promised, for her fans? Neither have I, but I guarantee it ain’t easy and not because pot robs you of your motivation, but because it gives you a plethora of fantastic (and fantastical) reasons to keep your week-long Spongebob marathon going.

– She lives with Heather Starlet; I wouldn’t leave the house either.

Check out Madison Ivy’s first anal video sample below and witness the fantastical pornographic marvel she has created as a reward for her more patient, devoted fans. There’s enough gaudy jewelry, loin cloths, and bedazzled nail art (or are they claws?) to pawn for Detroit’s revitalization. Hell, there’s even a giant snake getting in on the action!

Tristan Taormino’s Anal Education

Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Advanced Anal Sex

Tristan Taormino, the noted feminist author, sex educator, activist, pornographer, and public speaker (and self-proclaimed heterosexual “queer-dyke”), is finally unleashing her latest adult explicit education DVD on the world: Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Advanced Anal Sex. While the title itself might not evoke lusty feelings of passionate anal lovemaking or raunchy, raw assfucking, the names of appearing stars Kylie Ireland, Bobbi Starr, Adrianna Nicole, and the legend herself, Nina Hartley certainly do. All of these women have made names for themselves in the adult industry by spreading (amongst other things) their ass cheeks and taking cock like the anal champions they’ve often claimed to be. But what of Taormino herself? How come she’s not shedding her gear and getting down for some dirt-pipe digging? Well, it turns out some women who have fucked on camera in the past simply find themselves more useful behind the Vaselined-lens, rather than in front of it and, with her acclaimed “Expert Guide to…” series of Vivid DVD release, Taormino proves she is now where she’s most needed, on the front-lines of the battle of sexual ignorance and timidity. Knowing what gets you off and what pleases your partner is quite clearly the true measure of sexual maturity and Taormino – lover her or loathe her – certainly makes that clear with her diagram, pointer, and blackboard introductions to some of the most thrilling and authentic anal sex you’ll see online.

Those curious to see Tristan put her money-maker where her mouth is should check out Tristan Taormino’s Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women at Videobox, where she takes on all cummers, including Nina Hartley, Inari Vachs, and Buttman himself, John Stagliano.

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Kagney Linn Karter (But Were Afraid to Ask)

Kagney Linn KarterAny man knows that nothing beats a gorgeous blonde with a slender body, a supple ass, and a pair of the finest tits money can be. Hence the breakout popularity of Kagney Linn Karter. First appearing on the LA porn scene in the summer of 2008 in New Sensations’ titty-flick She’s Got Big Boobs!, Kagney flew to the porno A-list and started shooting and hanging with Bobbi Starr, Adrianna Nicole and the rest of the best of the 21st century’s newest generation of adult superstars. While many of her new colleagues were out getting more tattoos and shoving large phallic objects up their rectums to prove their sincerity, Kagney stuck to her roots as a feature dancer and let her body do the talking. After just two years in the business and after a handful of truly stunning performances, Kagney nabbed 2011‘s AVN award for Best New Starlet and racking up (heh) an impressive resume in just two years, Kagney was finally honored with her own title, 3rd Degree Films’ All About Kagney Linn Karter. It appears, however, that hanging out with her apparently more deviant colleagues has had an impact on the still-rising bottle-blonde starlet and that same title sees her first interracial and anal scenes. DPville USA, here we come!