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Joanna & BA Enter the MMA Parody Fray

Burning Angel’s head honcho, Joanna Angel, is known not only for her hardcore performances and heavily modified physique, but also for her deft handling of pop-culture properties many other pornographers would simply dismiss as too unsexy or unfilmable to bother trying to turn into a sexy onscreen romp. After tackling the Grinch, The Addams Family, The Jason Ellis Show, The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, Z-grade alien movies, and Evil Dead, it’s clear Ms. Angel and co. can turn any subject into hilarious and incredibly sexy alt.porn. It was only a matter of time, then, before the infamous director lent her hand to one of America’s favorite (and most brutal) pastimes: mixed martial arts or MMA, specifically the remarkable achievements of undefeated UFC Women’s Bantamweight Champion of the world, ‘Rowdy’ Ronda Rousey.

Casting fan-favorite mainstream crossover sensation Kleio Valentien as the 28-year-old Olympic medal winner and current world number one, Angel found a fighting fit champ all her own who could easily square up against any other woman in the business. For the flick she’s calling Ronda ArouseMe, Angel also cast Arabelle Raphael, Derrick Pierce, Moe “The Monster” Johnson, and Sammie Sixx in the crucial role of Rousey’s early rival “Miesha Taint” (as in Tate). And word, it seems, has been getting around. Not only has Angel’s upcoming parody been previewed in mainstream press publications NY Daily News, Toronto Sun, Complex, AskMen, and Daily Dot, but Ms. Angel was interviewed personally by TMZ Sports about the production’s origins and the fight-inspired moves learned by the cast in training.

Later speaking to AVN, Angel said she was overwhelmed by the attention. “It’s been so exciting. I think all of Ronda’s fans—and all of Kleio’s fans—will love this movie. I’m trying to get it edited as soon as possible so everyone can see it. It will premiere on BurningAngel.com in the near future.” Hey, Joanna, don’t get me wrong, I’m loving your recent Burning Angel efforts (Making the Band and Uber Mistake especially), but this next super-graphic, boundary-pushing porno epic really can’t come soon enough – and I’m not even a fight fan!

Until Ronda ArouseMe sees release via Burning Angel, you’ll find teases and previews all over Joanna and Kleio’s Twitter and Instagram feeds, which is where I found this image, just a little something to send every sport-bra-lover into a state of drooling incoherence. Have fun!

Big Winners, Big Women

The Biggie Awards, adult entertainment’s annual celebration of all things BBW (the women, the movies, the directors, the waistlines) went off without a hitch in Las Vegas this weekend past and, as expected, a new lineup of remarkable talents were decreed the best in the biz by their peers and fans. Before we run through some of those taking home Biggies this year, though, be sure to jump back a few weeks and read Mr. Pink’s preview of the event.

[April Flores and Brianna Rose in Marshmallow Girls 2, 2015, Evil Angel]

(Now, I really must make a minor complaint at this point: it appears BBWCon and the Biggie Awards crews are recovering from their events, as suggested by their lifeless social media profiles, the absence of convention floor footage on YouTube, and the minimal coverage given to the toast of the performing BBW community. Want greater recognition? Insist upon it!)

As reported by AVN, Odette Delacroix, this year’s winner of Best Fetish/Speciality site for PetiteVsPlump.com and, strangely enough, quite a thin woman. Thanking the BBW community for opening their arms to a woman whose body type would normally exclude her from such an organization, Delacroix encapsulated what makes the BBW side of the adult industry so damn worth supporting: open-mindedness and community.

Now, onto some winners…

BBWcon Hall of Fame: Sapphire
BBW Media Outlet of the Year: Phat-Mag.com
Director of the Year: Josh Stone
Studio of the Year: Sensational Video
Fan Favorite: Mandy Majestic
Newcomer of the Year: Kimmie KaBoom
XXX Performer of the Year: Eliza Allure
BBW of the Year: Vylette Vonne
Best Belly of the Year: Alexxxis Allure
Best Boobs of the Year: Kimmie Kaboom
Best Butt of the Year: Victoria Secret
Best BBW DVD Series of the Year: Scale Bustin’ Babes
Best Lesbian Scene of the Year: April Flores & Brianna Rose in Marshmallow Girls 2 (Evil Angel)

April Flores @ Evil Angel

July’s Looking Big & Beautiful

Arbitrary societal standards and the mainstream media may have had us all convinced for decades that skinny women were where it’s at (as long as they’re somewhat curvy) but the recent rise in popularity of BBW (Big Beautiful Woman) porn has seen women formerly labelled “fatties” and “whales” pulled into the spotlight and celebrated for the strength and honesty of their bodies and beauty. Actually, larger women are so ‘in’ right now that the month of July is basically set to be a BBW-worship-a-thon in the spiritual home of American sin, Las Vegas, Nevada. The reason? BBWcon, the first plus-sized adult entertainment convention.

Along with The Biggie Awards, a yearly tribute to the hottest and hardest working people in BBW porn, BBWcon aims to keep the BBW porn industry at a red-hot temperature, offering seminars, exhibitions, and social events all geared towards rewarding those working in BBW porn and their loyal fans. Featured guests are set to include Lexi Luxxxe, Sashaa Juggs, Cotton Candi, Erika Xstacy, and Eliza Allure and you might even hear them discuss face-sitting, career trajectories, piracy, and exploring sexuality in all its forms.

The concurrent Biggie Awards will also be placing crowns on the heads of the year’s best Ethnic Performer, Cam Girl, Fetish Performer, Male Performer, Newcomer, XXX and BBW Performers, as well as granting awards for Best Belly, Best Boobs, and Best Butt, along with dozens of other awards. Fan nominations have closed, but you can still vote for your favorite BBW (and related) performers and off-camera professionals at the Biggie Awards website.

Those more into the partying than the professional accolades could do a hell of a lot worse than BBWcon, too. Kimmie Kaboom, for one, is already excited and practicing hard to compete in Desiree Devine’s Boobie Bounce Offathon, and there’s further games and activities lined up for the weekend that’ll surely have you rubbing thighs and bulging waistlines with pornstar, fellow fan, and homegrown BBWs in equal measure.

BBWcon takes place at the Westgate Las Vegas Resort & Casino July 10th-12th with the Biggie Awards taking place on Saturday the 11th. Attendance packages start at $169 and include all kinds of tantalizing treats for BBWs and their admirers alike.

Great Moments in Amateur Sex Toy Design

The launch of the 2015 installment of Lovehoney’s Design a Sex Toy Contest isn’t only cause for celebration if you’re a wannabe product designer with an erotically inclined mind, it’s also worth investigating if you’re a fan of the myriad absurd and ridiculous concoctions people dream up to help them and their fellow humans with alleviating sexual frustration. BuzzFeed knows this all too well, having collected an array of the weirdest and most curious submissions from years gone by. Here, we examine a few of the standout submissions that, creative or not, have such limited potential it’s a wonder they got as far as a concept drawing.

The Biter, a triple threat providing a penile sheath for male masturbation, a vibrating phallus for female masturbation, and a pair of chomping teeth (to simulate biting, duh) to put the fear of good dentistry into every male user and confuse the fuck out of females.

the biter

Ever wanted to prove your anal agility at a very liberal party by plugging your ass and opening everyone’s beers for them? If only this ingenious device had made it to production, you could!

bottle opener

The Camel seems intent on giving women an enjoyably bumpy ride thanks to its (apparent) G-spot stimulating head, clit-attending hump, and beaded ass-filling tail. If only its creator was truly inspired, the Camel could’ve been a spitting llama – everyone’d buy that!

the camel

This one’s a pussycat. I don’t know what it does. Meow sexily at you? Is that what the lower compartment is for, the meowing mechanism?

pussycat

Think you can do better than these crafty little sex toy designs? Lovehoney wants to know about it. Submit your creations to the 2015 Design a Sex Toy Contest and you could win up to £150,000 in prizes and royalties!