Hardcore Porn | Mr. Pink's Blog - Part 7

Audrey’s Booty’s Back

For what was starting to seem like an endless winter, Audrey Hollander, the soft-spoken redhead who seemed determined to shove every object known to man upside her anus, appeared to be on hiatus from her porn career, if not retired altogether. Having divorced her husband Otto Bauer, Audrey apparently decided to gain some perspective by stepping back from the industry that she had set ablaze with her trademark rough, frenetic anal penetration scenes. Now, with a sassy new hairdo and a recharged sexual energy, Audrey comes hurtling back to porn with one of her most powerful scenes yet.

As Audrey Hollander became synonymous with supremely rough hardcore sex, it shouldn’t surprise her fans to discover that she quietly launched her on a Kink dot com website, in a late February scene on Bound Gangbangs specifically. Thrust into a bedroom set and pounced upon by four guys – or maybe five; it can be hard to tell in all the confusion – Audrey is, in the words of Kink’s wordsmith, “brutally manhandled…gets two dicks in her ass, then two dicks in her pussy while in bondage!!!” Yup, true to the sites premise, Audrey spends almost the entire scene with both sets of limbs bound together or to her torso or to each other with thick rope, and somehow manages to cover role-play, bondage, double penetrations both vaginal and anal, fisting (in both all three orifices), spitting, slapping, breast abuse, choking and gagging, and messy semenal deposits both inside her and on her pale, freckled face and chest. Wow!

Such a potent scene would scare of most beautiful young pornstar women, regardless of their dedication to their work, but, as is her M.O., Audrey takes it all in stride and even ends the scene by promising she’ll be back for more. Oh, and if you’re bummed you can’t check out Audrey’s astonishingly brutal return without a Bound Gangbangs members, don’t be; like those on all Kink websites, this scene is also available to stream or download through the network’s pay-per-view system. Is that music to a hardcore lover’s ears or what?

Missing Misti Dawn

Things first started to look a little dour for redheaded alt.pornstar and geek girl supreme, Misti Dawn, when she was hired along with another woman to perform in an anal scene that they believed was going to be a pretty straightforward dick-in-butt kind of thing. Upon turning up to set after having taken the previous night to prepare with plugs and enemas and relaxation, both performers were shocked to find out that the scene, for a movie entitled Spitting & Speculums (or something similar), was far kinkier than their agents has let them know. The director/stuntcock, now a very popular shooter of all-star POV anal scenes, began by requesting deep throat blowjobs with plenty of gagging and salivating, which was enough to unnerve our rather timid Indianan and her co-star, but then went into even raunchier territory. Pulling out a vaginal speculum and inserting it into our girls’ anuses stretching them to soon accommodate his cock, Herr Director soon had both women holding back nausea and nearly passing out from the physical shock and stress. Misti calls her agent and complains. He tells her to continue the scene, promising to sort everything out later. Misti’s co-star, though, is in the bathroom throwing up, so the pair decide that enough is enough and call it quits, going home with less impressive paychecks than what they had been guaranteed.

Detailing on her blog how it felt to be so professionally humiliated while also dealing with an intense physical situation for which she was totally unprepared – the vaginal speculum used in the scene can be extremely taxing on the elasticity of a smaller, tighter orifice for which it was definitely not intended – Misti Dawn said that this experience was enough to convince her that she’d be better off exploring her sexuality privately; that her marriage, health, sanity, and sexual satisfaction rightfully took priority over the fun and financial rewards of porn. That was the end of it. Misti Dawn the alt.pornstar was now Misti Dawn the blogger, pop-culture commentator (for Spike TV, no less), semi-professional self-employed model, private citizen, and wife of a still-performing adult entertainer.

Can a life like that really work out to be the best for all parties concerned, though? It’s one thing to be getting paid to fuck men other than your husband, but what happens when you quit and your husband keeps working and, in fact, starts to reach the apex of his own career on camera?

A for Anal, L for London

Hot on the heels of Asa Akira’s first double-anal scene in Elegant Angel’s Asa Akira is Insatiable 2, another fan-favorite Asian-American pornstar is giving up her rear passage, this time losing her onscreen anal virginity in the process. London Keyes, the 22-year-old from Seattle has been active since 2008 but had held out for years, resisting fans request for a hardcore boy/girl anal scene. L for London, directed by Jonni Darkko and now available online and in stores from Evil Angel, offers these fans what they’ve been waiting for. London’s first self-led feature release, L for London presents the tattooed, pierced stunner and her incredible body in nine scenes of hardcore fuck action, and the first co-stars Asa Akira herself. Initially the duo keep it sapphic with Asa taking her time stretching London’s ass with a huge black double-dong and giving her hole a tongue bath in preparation for what’s to come: Manuel Ferrara. Known for his assfucking talents, good ol’ Manny services both London and Asa beautifully, making London’s first anal scene a roaring success that simply must be seen in the 1080p High Definition format Evil Angel’s website exclusively provides.

Although such a rousing start to L for London is tough to beat, the thick-bodied beauty gives it a shot anyway. Following her anal debut with a three-guy blowbang, an interracial threesome, an anal masturbation scene aided by her director, her first pairing with the immense talent of Lexington Steele, and even bigger blowbang, a strap-on scene with Jayden Jaymes, and a double blowjob accompanied by Mia Lelani before ending on a fantastic note with a very, very sloppy deepthroat and titty-fucking scene with Darkko, complete with plenty of juicy foot-play and great POV close-ups of London’s gorgeous natural rack, there couldn’t possibly be a better way for fans of this incomparable Asian slut to enjoy her blistering sexuality.

L for London is now available in stores and online at Jonni Darkko XXX, Evil Angel and Videobox. Although the latter site is the only one of the two to offer every scene, those with Evil Angel and Jonni Darkko XXX memberships – which can be had for just $14.95 thanks to Mr. Pink’s discount – will have one new scene added each week until mid-November and, as they’re exclusively available in stunning 720p and 1080p HD resolutions from Evil Angel, all London Keyes fans should rush on over and see just how far their favorite young pornstar has come. I know I’m impressed!

Asa Akira’s Analsex August

Everyone’s favorite Asian-American multi-AVN winner, Asa Akira, posted on her Twitter page at the beginning of the month that simply said “It’s here! It’s here! Analsex August. Day one.” With her recent progression into extremely hardcore assfucking scenes and double-penetrations, one has to wonder just where this particular human fucking machine can go next.

Subsequent tweets from Asa spoke of “Analsex on Saturdays”, “Humancentipeding”, being “open for business”, and declared that “double anal is the new anal!” Geez, talk about throwing yourself into your work! Those still left wondering whether Asa’s marking a new, far more hardcore chapter in her career or just enjoying her last few bouts of pre-marital sex with her new fiancee, Rocco Reed, need only to turn to this preview of Elegant Angel’s Superstar September, which proudly boasts headline titles from Asa and her fellow pro-fuckers Gracie Glam, Kagney Linn Karter, and Kelly Divine, with every one of these incredible performers breaking new ground. None, of course, go as far as Asa. Her “Analsex August” simply must be a month-long shoot for EA and we can expect to see her pop both her double-vaginal and double-anal cherries in the highly anticipated Asa Akira is Insatiable 2.