This week at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews we tackled a dynamic pair of porno entities well worth analyzing. One focused on the low down dirtiness of foot fetishism while the other dealt with some of the loftiest objects of lust in our ever expanding popular culture. Foot Fetish Daily produces a fine line of foot-focused porn that’s delivered in HD and offers unique takes on lower-limb love and lust. Mr. Skin, on the other hand, pulls the most famous celebrities into the porn world with screencaps, video clips, and custom tribute content all intent on capturing and celebrating their flirtations with onscreen nudity and sexuality. Next week things will take a bit of a turn towards nubile young adults and one big pimpin’ network you’ll soon know intimately. Until then, horndogs… think Pink!
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Valentina Nappi is Miss Sugarcookie
Harriet Sugarcookie and her fledgling adult lifestyle empire have branched out into online pageants, naming Italian sexual goddess Valentina Nappi its inaugural Miss Sugarcookie for the month of August 2017. Obviously a longtime favourite of the diminutive Chinese-British media sensation and her crew, Ms. Nappi has also worked her way into thousands upon thousands of porn viewer’s minds, noted for not only her sexual prowess and enthusiasm but for her commitment to sexual equality and diversity. A far cry from the politically inactive and intellectually unknown pornstars of the past, Nappi seems to come closer than any other to fulfilling a porn performer’s potential in this day and age and industry era.
Calling Nappi her “porn idol” in blog posts and arranging a few scenes with the sultry, curvy brunette – including one hell of a threesome with herself, Nappi, and Gina Gerson – Ms. Sugarcookie awarded her first monthly crown to Nappi in the tradition of Playboy’s Playmates and Penthouse’s Pets. Only this time it’s all presented with Sugarcookie’s usual casual sheen. In an introductory video seen below, Nappi rises from her slumber and engages the morning with a delicate yet fun sensuality, delivering tea, toast, and a fruit platter to her still-dozing lover, Harriet herself. Safe enough for work and featured on YouTube, the video is still quite revealing of Nappi’s unmissable curves and comely glances.
Admittedly, Valentina Nappi won’t be easy to supplant next month when Sugarcookie announces her next Miss Sugarcookie, but with a strong history of seeking out, shooting, and fucking some of the most sensuous and desirable performers from around the world, I’m sure Harriet will think of someone.
Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – August 2nd, 2017
Mr. Pink’s this week sees two hot-as-fuck sites go under the Pink-O-Scope for detailed analysis and assessment and there’s one person ultimately responsible for both: acclaimed director Mason. Continuing our look at her burgeoning super-network, we reviewed both EroticaX, an atmospheric take on romance-porn that doesn’t skimp on the graphic fucking, and XEmpire, the four-site network that ties all of Mason’s excellent digital efforts together in one tidy package. On the blog we’re hoping bottles and rolling blunts in celebration of the return of pint-sized superstar dynamo Madison Ivy and you, dear reader, are invited to join in!
Madison Ivy: Back on Her Knees
Standing at 4’11″ and known for her sculpted figure, devotion to cannabis, and enthusiasm for rave culture and the club scene, Ms. Madison Ivy, German-American stunner and fan-favourite performer has finally returned after more than a year away from a porn set. After enduring a car accident in January of 2015 which left her immobilized and requiring four surgeries, one resulting in four screws placed in her back to mend a fractured spine, many fans figured Ivy would be out of porn for good. Docs initially gave her an 8% chance of survival, but the diminutive superstar and Brazzers contract performer simply had more fucking to get to and more blunts to smoke. Now, after much anticipation, she’s back!
Appearing on Brazzers eXXtra in a scene entitled ‘Return of Ivy,’ Madison makes sure her absence wasn’t in vain, coming back stronger and more focused than ever. Paired with Keiran Lee and given ample opportunity to send him into a frenzy with a long and glamorous striptease, Ms. Ivy, dressed in crimson lingerie and fishnet stockings, works Lee’s pole as a VIP customer at the club where her character works the pole for a salivating audience. In typical Madison Ivy style, there’s plenty of woman-on-top riding, a little exaggerated facial expressions and moaning, and some great moments of size comparison that make both Keiran’s dick look enormous and Madison’s mouth and pussy like the tightest and most inviting orifices in all of porn.
Contracted exclusively to Brazzers before her accident – and thankfully able to knock out one anal scene for the ZZ back in 2014, it makes perfect sense to see her comeback scene on a Brazzers site. What remains to be seen, though, is where her subsequent turns before camera will end up. Is it all Brazzers for the near future or will other studios be enticing her over for a payday we can all be thrilled about? Whatever the case, Madison Ivy’s return is cause for much celebration!