Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – February 9th, 2016

mrpinksMr. Pink’s Porn Reviews brought you a fresh slate of analysis and opinion this week concerning, as always, the best and brightest (and dullest and dopiest) in pornography. Thankfully it was mostly the former this week, with both the Naughty America and Puba networks being examined by yours truly. (Oh, no trouble. No, my pleasure.) Also given a thorough review: Watch4Beauty and MC Nudes, two excellent erotica sites. And, over on Mr. Pink’s blog, we’re welcoming back the sorely missed Natasha Nice and celebrating the success of newly launched Naughty America site, My Wife is My Pornstar. Check ’em out then meet me back here next week for more of you-know-what.

Naughty America’s Latest: My Wife is My Pornstar

My Wife Is A Pornstar

Naughty America has been peeling back the puritanical mask of American society for years to reveal the sordid sexually-expansive undercurrent to much of our daily lives. Every quotidian occurrence is, in Naughty America’s vision, a chance to live out a fantasy that might not other wise ever get to come out and play. Case in point: My Wife is My Pornstar.

Hot on the heels of the hot-wifing craze sweeping porn these past few years – to certain kinds of open-minded audiences, anyway – My Wife is My Pornstar was launched in June 2015 with Alura Jenson agreeing to her husband’s request to have her fuck another man, in this case Bill Bailey, only to have her tell him every juicy detail later. In the weeks and months to follow, My Wife is My Pornstar welcomed Nicole Aniston, Destiny Dixon, Mia Malkova, Brooklyn Chase, August Ames, and Abigail Mac among others, to spread their wings, open their legs, and let someone other than their (admittedly totally fictional) husband invade their personal space. After a few shoots were in the can, the Naughty America crew seems to have decided on an update pattern that sets My Wife is My Pornstar apart from other NA sites: three consecutive updates will feature the same woman fucking different men, from their hubby’s best friends to a flirtatious co-worker, attractive neighbor, or randomly selected guy. This gives each trio of scenes a narrative thread that really enhances Naughty America’s already impressive characters, plots, and scenarios. Some elements of this smut seem pretty phony, but, hey, it’s all acting in the end. If Naughty America continues to embrace a multi-part update system for My Wife is My Pornstar, it could very well expand to a few other sites that might also benefit. Naughty America does have plenty of sites devoted to extra-marital affairs and at-home trysts and romps that would likely only get hotter with an added narrative thrust.

My Wife is My Pornstar is now updating at least once a week at Naughty America, and is definitely worth watching before you take your fantasy too far and your wife ends up the town bicycle with only you to blame for your new beta reputation.

Naughty America’s VR Explosion

Naughty America Virtual Reality Porn

By now you’re all undoubtedly familiar with the concept of “virtual reality” and its alleged impending integration into our entertainment distribution and consumption systems. In other words: you want a VR headset for Christmas 2017, don’t you? And you want to it largely to watch porn, don’t you? And, you remember when Mr. Pink’s revealed Naughty America’s long-awaited Virtual Reality content program a few months back, don’t you? Well, Naughty America is now well and truly a Virtual Reality porno dealer par excellence, recently unleashing its 30th VR scene and confirming functionality on three devices: the Samsung Gear VR, Oculus Rift, and Google Cardboard for Android and iPhone.

Samsung Gear and Oculus Rift both retail high enough to be considered a luxury item leaving Google Cardboard the obvious choice for those as-yet unconvinced of VR’s potential or strapped for copious extra cash. While Cardboard’s assembly can be a bit tricky and having to clumsily re-insert your phone every time you want to adjust a setting or change videos, it’s damn cheap (or free) and immediately allows Android and iPhone users to indulge in some VR viewing.

Naughty America’s slate of face-to-face, highly realistic VR content ranges from one-on-one sessions with Christina Cinn over breakfast, Rachel Roxxx the glitzy stripper, foxy flight attendant Cassidy Klein, NIna North “the virgin,” a two-hooker threesome with Bridgette B. and Phoenix Marie, and even high class call girl Casey Calvert in your very own hotel suite. Julia Ann is particularly active at Naughty America VR, shooting double-headers with Kimber Lee, Jillian Janson (twice), a solo scene in pink workout gear, and a foursome in which she plays the disciplinarian Dean of students eager to make JoJo Kiss and Samantha Hayes atone for their misdeeds by draining their middle-aged teacher’s balls. Other notable performances see Anissa Kate as a leather-clad domme, Allie Haze as a classy girl getting anal after the opera, Remy LaCroix as a fitness freak, and Ava Addams as (you guessed it) a housewife whose absent husband need not find out about what she’s about to do to you. Fantasies ripped from American life in true Naughty America style, only rendered more believable courtesy of the VR format.

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Technically speaking, Naughty America VR’s content offers very good detail, delivered as it is (every scene) in 30fps and 60fps versions for smart phones, two quality choices for Oculus Rift, and one standard option for Samsung Gear. Files generally clock in around 1.5 GB and download smoothly on Naughty America’s ever-reliable servers. New VR scenes hit Naughty America every Wednesday and seem as good a sign as any that Naughty America’s in it for the long haul.

Now, speaking to the viewing experience: it’s not going to work for everyone. Besides those folks unable to grasp the technology and its often complication setup, there’s also those viewers who find the split-screen display enormously unnatural, impossible to adjust to, and incapable of enjoying. Unless you’re one such viewer – and do give a few VR scenes a try before committing to long memberships – Naughty America’s VR branch will soon have you convinced not only of VR’s impending dominance, but of Naughty America’s, too.

Keep an eye on Mr. Pink’s Blog for further coverage of Virtual Reality porn contenders.

A New Year Porno After-Party

Jasmine James

New Year’s Eve has something for everyone: romantics can flit around a party hoping for that dreamy midnight kiss, curmudgeons have even more to complain about than usual, drunks are supplied with all the booze they could want, and the most sexually eager of us have plenty of opportunities to present themselves as the first of a year-long string of good decisions. Then again, with many NYE revelers left feeling not only hungover but generally disappointed in the party, the people, the moment itself, perhaps a New Year’s Day pick-me-up is what’s required. Something to steady your stomach, stiffen your dick, and lift your spirits, sir?

Brazzers is never a no-show to a party and this one is no different. Quietly popping online yesterday as a NYE warm up, MILFs Like it Big invited a super-busty British redhead to its NYE party and then made the mistake of letting her get bored. Jasmine James shows what can happen when a lonely and bored woman starts opening her host’s bedroom doors during a raucous NYE party only to find a college-aged Chris Diamond beating his meat. “Now here’s a party game I can get behind,” she thinks and starts her 2016 off to a rather felatious start, wearing a little ‘HAPPY NEW YEAR’ tiara the whole time!

Jasmine James

Pushing the partying even harder, though, is Naughty America site My Friend’s Hot Mom. Not content to lap up the attention and gratitude given the host of a successful party, Julia Ann finds herself flirting with Eva Notty. Whisked off to a spare bedroom, Eva soon finds Julia’s advances irresistible (but quite surprising since they’re both allegedly straight), only to have the throes of their liquor-ignited passion interrupted by Axel Aces. Hell bent on preventing their guests from finding out about their little tryst – why? who cares? be yourselves, ladies! – the pair of MILFy sexual mavens ensure his silence with some attention all his own.

Eva Notty and Julia Ann

Now, if this pair of New Year’s porn updates don’t have you looking at the rest of 2016 more fondly, perhaps they’ll give a little perspective and put your own erotic pursuits on the right track. Or perhaps they represent mistakes of the past year, opportunities not seized or shitty situations let stand. Either way, as you contemplate the year ahead and at the very least start 2016 off with a self-applied orgasm with Brazzers and Naughty America as stimuli, remember to keep your thoughts, your desires, your very 2016 firmly in the Pink.

Happy New Year!