Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – March 15th, 2016

mrpinksWith last week’s all-Reality Kings review slate, we here at Mr. Pink’s thought it best not to rush away from this most excellent network and instead aim for a smooth transition from the likes of the legendary MILF Hunter and upstart Teens Love Huge Cocks to other pornographic pastures. The Wankz network might be largely unknown, but it’s not likely to stay that way with such a comprehensive take on hardcore porn. Plumper Pass, however well known, deserves more respect, attention, and masturbatory tributes, loaded as it is with the hottest BBW pornstars alive! Next week, Mr. Pink’s will be tackling one last Reality Kings site and a trio of unrelated adult efforts. Will they prove steamier and more satisfying even than Reality Kings? Come back next week for more brand new porn reviews and find out for sure.

Evil Angel Celebrates Sasha

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The end of this month sees the 28th birthday of one Sasha Grey, former pornstar, current who-knows-what, and alleged mainstream crossover success, and to celebrate Evil Angel is releasing a showcase DVD compiling the best, most fierce performances of Ms. Grey’s illustrious career. Shot by different directors over a few years, Evil Angels: Sasha Grey sees the infamous teenage superslut indulge in straight and lesbian sex, the latter aided along by director/co-star Belladonna in what is undoubtedly on the most intense scenes of either woman’s career. Five other directors lent their hand to capturing these scenes of Sasha choking on dicks black and white and plastic, smashing her face into another woman’s labia, requesting a gut-punch during an extreme fetish-focused orgy, and otherwise proving herself totally in charge of her own sexuality, confronting and abusive though it may seem.

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While it’s a little disappointing that Evil Angel apparently cannot be bothered to give the non-HD scenes an HD upgrade, leaving them looking like relics of yesteryear, some fans might argue that there was a time and place for Sasha Grey and this compilation captures her (and it) perfectly, grungy resolutions and all. Evil Angel’s Justin Rich calls the release “A greatest hits package from the peak of Sasha’s career.” A career Rich also claims successfully crossed over into movies (The Girlfriend Experience) and music (aTelecine, Current 93, Sasha’s non-porn work has reached a much smaller audience than the work highlighted by this Evil Angel release. Ever listened to a band called aTelecine? Are you a longtime Current 93 fan who wishes one-time members Andrew WK and Sasha Grey split off into a subgroup concerned solely with writing porn-and-partying jams? Nope, then aside from having an A-list Oscar-winning director (albeit one known for occasional bombs) cast her in a super-low-budget indie feature, I’d say Sasha Grey’s porn career is about as close as she’s come to mainstream popularity. After all, it’s no secret that many porn viewers won’t admit to it publicly and, at one point, no adult performer was more Googled than Sasha Grey. And, while that’s certainly not the case these days, Evil Angels: Sasha Grey should do a damn good job of reminding us all what the reign of Sasha Grey was really like. In a word: flabbergasting.

Evil Angels: Sasha Grey is out March 28th from Evil Angel Video.

Mr. Pink’s Must-Haves: PUBA

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Some networks aim to fill your porno plate with as much variety as possible, while others aim for impact with intense, even extreme sex acts. Then there are those networks that simply cast well, contracting A-list pornstars and running their official websites so they can keep sucking dick instead of learning PHP. Puba is most definitely the latter kind of porn network, one that welcomes a pornstar roster that includes blonde bombshells Britney Amber, Nicole Aniston, and Alix Lynx, brunette babes Alison Tyler, Abigail Mac, and Dani Daniels, and even Mr. Pink’s favorites Charley Chase, Natasha Nice, London Keyes, and Asa Akira. But it’s not just the big names that’ll have your eyes firmly trained on Puba’s content feed, it’s what they’re doing here that’s really exciting.

Take Natasha Nice, for example. Having only just returned to porn after a well deserved break, Ms. Nice showcases her amplified arousal over women, shooting lesbian scenes with Dakota Skye, Kelly Surfer, Lola Foxx, and Alison Tyler, as well as a threesome that sees her join Penny Pax for some shared deep-dicking. Nicole Aniston’s Puba site also offers some appealing exclusives, including GoPro-shot homemade footage of her fucking all kinds of guys, taking creampies and messy mouthfuls, often in the comfort of her own home. It’s arguably Charley Chase that takes the cake at Puba, however, with this network being the only place you can find her very few anal attempts. As detailed previously by Mr. Pink’s, Charley’s recent anal adventures have not only proven to be well worth the price of Puba admission, but reason enough to ween any Charley fan off their meds and back on the straight-and-narrow path of Charley Chase worship.

When you consider that Puba’s fifty websites also celebrate another 39 pornstars not yet mentioned in this here blog – Avy Scott, Capri Cavanni, Christy Mack, Daisy Monroe, Elsa jean, Lola Foxx et al – it’s easy to see why this A-and-B-list pornstar-heavy network seemingly has something for everybody. (Well, at the very least, some truly awesome stuff for devoted fans of its featured women.) As Puba expands and its numerous sites keep adding more exclusive and original porn, there’ll be few stronger star-focused networks than Puba. That, my friends, is inevitable.

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – March 8th, 2016

mrpinksThis week at Mr. Pink’s we didn’t bother with one-offs or newcomers, nor outliers or also-rans. This week it was all Reality Kings, all of the time with four brand new porn reviews of the most popular and appealing RK endeavors. Big Naturals celebrates even more titty-tossing excitement than ever with more than 700 scenes online, while Round and Brown’s African American asses weigh in some 600-scenes strong and We Live Together brings you over 600 lesbian encounters. Although a bit short on content, Moms Bang Teens still thrills with hardcore HD step-cest porn that proves that, whenever a new porno trend arises, Reality Kings is never far away. (For more on that point, see Mr. Pink’s latest blog on two new RK ventures well worth a look.) Until next week (which won’t be so RK-heavy), fuck fans, be cool.