Porn | Mr. Pink's Blog - Part 174

PMarizzle No Anal! Fo’ Shizzle?

Word over at Bang Bros is that Phoenix Marie has just seen her very last anal scene hit the WiFi waves, putting an end to a career that has brought boners and smiles to thousands upon thousands of guys, and placed Ms. Marie herself among the ranks of porn’s most astounding performers. So, is she really giving up her gaping anus in favor of vag-only sex, or is that the end of Phoenix Marie as we know it?

Thankfully, it isn’t the latter; Marie isn’t giving up porn for good, just adjusting her career to suit the demands of her lifestyle. Being plugged in the butt by some of the biggest dicks in porn certainly has its drawbacks (or so I’d imagine) and Marie surely doesn’t want to run the risk of a permanently prolapsed rectum or repeated anal tearing, which is completely understandable and could be one of the reasons behind the artificially buxom Arizonan’s decision to focus not on gapes, ATMs, and DPs but on directing, where she hopes to bring all her “sick and twisted pleasures” to the screen.

Considering Marie once told Luke Ford that her biggest fantasy was “With four guys that want to hurt me in a good way, having them shove and do DP. That would be fun,” it’s unlikely she’s hanging up her anal speculum for good, which is good news for us all.

Australia Deports Abby Winters

After all the Australian Sex Party’s talk of protecting the sexual rights of consenting adults across the country, one of Down Under’s most acclaimed adult entities has been forced to jump ship and moved its operations from Melbourne to Amsterdam, The Netherlands, a whopping 10,000 miles (or 16,000 kilometers) away. Hey, Abby Winters, what the fuck happened?

Explaining the reasons for the emigration on the AbbyWinters.com members forum all the way back in June of 2010 – how was this not headline news in the porn world? – Garion Hall, creative director for the amateur-focused porn company posted details of a police investigation into Abby Winters’ parent company, G Media, that resulted in charges being brought against the company for allegedly producing and selling DVDs that had not been classified by the Australian Classification Board; DVDs that were therefore being produced and sold illegally. Incurring a $6,000 fine and left with little choice but to depart for more porn-friendly waters, the entire Abby Winters organization started the long process of shifting operations to a city where, rumor has it, anything goes: Amsterdam.

Take a look at AbbyWinters.com these days and you’ll still find the bevy of naturally beautiful women gracing its galleries and videos, but the majority of recent models are not Australian but European, hailing from various nations in the EU. The same head photographers and principal creative team of the company have stayed with AbbyWinters.com, ensuring the same high-quality naturalistic nude, masturbation, and sapphic and straight hardcore content remains as impressive as ever.

In short, dear reader, not even classification issues, investigations, multi-thousand dollar fines, and the increasingly conservative, fear-mongering state of Australian politics can keep AbbyWinters.com down. Show your support and give the newly European AbbyWinters.com a long, hard look today.

Officially Sanctioned Spider-Porn?

Some of you no doubt know him as either The Amazing Spider-Man or yet another R-Patz clone, but Andrew Garfield has never really sparked a dot on Mr. Pink’s radar… until now. After briefly discussing porn names with journalist Matt Patches of Hollywood.com, Garfield admitted to watching Axel Braun’s recent web-slinging sex-fest, Spiderman XXX: A Porn Parody for “inspiration.” Yeah, whatever, A-Garf, like you didn’t shoot some webs of your own while ogling Brooklyn Lee’s Mary-Jane, a character who didn’t even make it into his relaunch flick.

“You can find inspiration anywhere when it comes to this character because ’cause it’s everyone’s; it belongs to everyone, porn actors, you know…” Garfield explained while continually fondling his own chin in a remarkable display of self-pleasure before following Patches’s lead into more family-friendly areas of discussion. Hey, these two instant pals can ignore the issue all they want, but if the dude playing Spider-Man is openly admitting to gleaning acting inspiration from porn, that sets a monumental precedent. Robert Downey Jr. has a long history of decadence so maybe the next Avengers movie will feature Downey’s Iron Man utilizing some less violent technological wizardry, perhaps to bed Scarlett Johansson’s Black Widow. Who knows, maybe the next movie will see my favorite female Avenger, Ms. Marvel, added to the cast and perhaps played by Battlestar Galactica’s Tricia Helfer. Throw in the ferocious humanoid-feline Tigra (Michelle Rodriguez or Eva Mendes anyone?) and you’ve got a pretty damn intense level of sexual tension running around the big 3D-outfitted cinema come Avengers 2.

So, Joss Whedon, allow me to introduce you to a little flick called The Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody.

Rocco Reed: Switch-Hitter

Women having sex with other women regardless of their sexual orientation is such a staple of mainstream pornography that it seems absurd to actually use the label “lesbian” to describe such scenes; and these are scenes shot with a heterosexual male audience in mind. Men having sex with men, however, has almost always been relegated to the “gay” part of the porn industry, a niche that, while hugely popular in certain circles, has not yet made any significant encroachments on “regular” porn’s largely heterosexual male fanbase. Straight men going “gay for pay” – that is, having sex with men on camera for money despite their avowed hetero nature – is nothing new and a few notable pornstars have some homo hardcore work tucked away in the closets of their early careers. Much rarer, though, is the male performer with mainstream hetero-porn success doing an about-face and heading into the gay arena for the first time. In a career move that is undoubtedly risky, even in today’s more LGBT-accepting social climate, Rocco Reed, the big-dicked star of such titles as 69 Bree Street, Anal Prom Queens, and Ashlynn Brooke’s Adventures in Sex, has apparently signed an exclusive contract with noted gay hardcore site, Men.com.

First revealed (not surprisingly) on Twitter, Rocco’s pseudo-outing took place just two days after his 30th birthday and instantly had his fellow porn professionals shouting “WTF!” and “OMG!” – though hopefully out of sheer surprise and not disapproval. Considering the sweetly handsome South Carolinian not only scored XBIZ and AVN nominations for 2012 (straight) Male Performer of the Year, but also the hand of everyone’s favorite anal-loving Japanese-American superstar, Asa Akira (they’re engaged), this news certainly comes as a shock!

Rumors immediately started flying around the ‘net declaring Rocco as a confirmed and now out homosexual; others claim he is bisexual while others still insist this is simply a lucrative professional endeavor, nothing more. Whatever the case, Rocco’s move to gay hardcore is a bold, brave, and truly adventurous one and for that he has Mr. Pink’s admiration and respect. You go, Rocco!