Halloween Hangover Cures

Bunring Angel - I Know Who You Fucked Last Summer

Well, it’s been a whole five days since the spirits of the netherworld rose up to possess us all, thrust us into elaborate (and often crazy expensive) costumes, and hurl us together for a wild, unhinged social explosion, so what does the porn world have to show for it? This year, along with the requisite cosplay-aided carnality and general fun-lovin’ usually seen in the adult sphere around this time of year, a few studios went all out and delivered multi-part epics tailored to Halloween fans everywhere. The infamous Brazzers set itself apart thanks to the efforts of a particular returning superstar performer while Burning Angel, no stranger to horror-themed porn, released another porn parody starring a cast of today’s boldest studs ’n’ sluts. Whether you were too busy IRL to beat your meat last Wednesday or spent the whole day immersed in utterly fantastic fucking, here’s Mr. Pink’s recap of what went down at two of the most impressive porn studios in the land on Halloween ’18.

The world famous “ZZ” Brazzers roped in returning open-orificed star, Bonnie Rotten, who took a temporary break from porn in late 2015 to welcome her first child, and cast her as a woman whose Halloween is ignited by the arrival of a mystery package containing a vibrator. He Came at Night opens with Bonnie enjoying some alone time with her new toy before being startled by a phone call from some heavy-breathing freak who’s actually a lot closer than she thinks. In Part 2, Bonnie’s prank caller won’t stop so she turns to neighbor Bill Bailey for a safe, secure lap to sit in. It doesn’t hurt that Bill’s lady, Kira Noir, is just as concerned for her foxy female neighbor as her man is. Part 3 brings Bonnie’s terrifying ordeal to the inevitable conclusion: the masked figure lurking on her property and breathing heavily down her phone line can no longer hang back and observe. Small Hands strikes, charging through the house in pursuit of his moistened, fleshy prize, revealing himself to be Bonnie’s tormenter – and not a bad lay, at all!

Burning Angel has been delivering awesome Halloween entertainment for discerning adults for many years now and, this year, the efforts BA unleashed on its devoted subscribers and supporters went above and beyond what most studios can muster. Joanna Angel and her crew of devilish deviants concocted this year a four-part extravaganza called I Know Who You Fucked Last Halloween. Detailing Joanna Angel’s descent into a very horny version of hell, chapter one sees her husband Small Hands driving Ms. Angel to a secret location for a “surprise.” Well, surprise! Ivy Lebelle, Katrina Jade, and Ariana Marie pounce on Joanna and devour her completely, leaving her to wonder what her ultimate fate will be. Ms. Lebelle, an awesome new future superstar, takes chapter two for herself, treating a preferred client, Steve Holmes, to a wondrous working over after her pops up in a spooky mask, playfully scaring her. Chapter three highlights the excellent Katrina Jade: relaxing at home, trying not to recall the grisly death from chapter one, Ms. Jade is visited by the deceased woman’s widower and decides to help him get over the loss of his one true love… with pussy. Working its way to a roaring climactic scene starring Ariana Marie, I Know Who You Fucked Last Halloween spans many years and ends on a denouement. A year after enduring the terrifying ordeal of chapter one. Ariana is in her yoga studio teaching two guys to limber up when she reveals her hidden interest in something else, the infamous Devil’s Triangle! Taking on both boys in an effort to observe herself of her sins, Ms. Marie is ultimately left with a messy studio and face – and a fuckpile of regrets!

Whatever you ended up doing on All Hallows’ Eve, we hope the following days are filled with fond remembrances and plenty of costumed carnality!

Burning Angel review

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – October 25th, 2018

mrpinksThis week’s triple-shot of adult website assessments brings to Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews a new look at a longstanding classic, a first glimpse of Europe’s hottest VR effort, and one of the Continent’s messiest, filthiest fuck parades – all in the name of an enlightened porn audience! Nubiles.net continues to sizzle with its young, fresh cast, but it’s the network access that will really seal the deal for new fans. DDF Network VR by Denys Defrancesco immerses you in a virtual orgy of Euro-sluts, each woman angling for your pleasure. Who brought the mess, though, you ask? German Goo Girls, one of the filthiest cum-obsessed bukkake blasts known to Internet-connected man, that’s who – and there’ll likely be more messiness next week as Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews brings you more fresh takes on the online adult world.

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – September 19th, 2018

As summer winds down and we scan our environs in vain, searching for a glimpse of gorgeous bikini-clad booty one last time before the winter chill settles in, Mr. Pink’s ogles a trio a awesome sites this week, all of them part of the illustrious Nubiles empire. Bad Teens Punished, Step Siblings Caught, and the Nubiles Porn network itself all received solid new assessments from yours truly, their HD videos and elaborate concepts just as thrilling as ever. On the blog, we’re highlighting two impressive pornstars currently dealing with visa, immigration, and work permit issues in the USA, issues which may keep them from your favorites sites and studios. Next week, we’ll be training our attention on a new VR venture and the site that started it all for this week’s picks, Nubiles.net! Until then, folks, keep fappin’!

Give Me Your Wild, Your Whores…

Misha in ExileAh, politics and porn, they make strange but surprisingly natural bedfellows. The world of explicit sexual entertainment has mixed with the Washington elite in an assortment of sordid ways. When it comes to immigration – one of our most hotly debated current political concerns – there’s two adult performers that immediately spring to mind.

Long Island-based cam performer, softcore model, live dancer, pornstar, and activist Maya Morena may have been granted temporary legal residence in the USA through the DACA program but that doesn’t exactly make it easy to keep her porn career going. After well received scenes for studios glorious (Exotic4K), filthy (Gloryhole Secrets, Gangbang Creampie), and erotically sophisticated (Kelly Madison), the Honduran-born performer seemed on the verge of a major breakthrough. Writing eloquently about the difficulties she and other DACA recipients, sex workers or otherwise, face finding work and solidifying a future, Morena is persistent and inspired in her desire to remind folks that you can’t fuck an exotic foreign chick if she’s not allowed in your country.

Some overly eager observers may start shouting racism at the first notice of Ms. Morena’s Central-American heritage and not-exactly-lilywhite skin tone but she’s far from the only adult performer to struggle with US immigration authorities. Polish pornstar and winner of XBIZ and AVN Awards for Female Foreign Performer of the Year (2015 and 16, respectively), Misha Cross, was denied reentry into the USA at Houston airport, detained and interrogated by immigration officials for 48 hours before being shuttled back to Poland and barred from future US entry. Turning some typical authoritarian bullshit into boner-inducing entertainment, the marvelous Ms. Cross makes her directorial debut for Evil Angel this month, releasing Misha in Exile, a star showcase inspired by her banishment. Along with regular co-star Samantha Bentley (who also composed the musical score), Cross takes to the ocean for a movie she hopes will be both “beautiful and technically the highest quality possible.”

Misha in Exile is available to purchase or stream today from Evil Angel. Maya Morena continues to fight for her right to fuck on film in the land of opportunity.

Evil Angel review