You wanted the best, you got the best. The hottest mainstream adult mega-sites on the ‘net, presented and appraised by Mr. Pink in all new porn website reviews! This week it’s all heavy hitters with Club Filly’s all-female frolicking, Elegant Angel and its unfortunately dwindling influence, Burning Angel’s tattooed punk-rock fucking, and the colorful sexual variety of the teen-focused Team Skeet network. On the blog, we’re looking at a pair of new (and heavily discounted) hardcore sites well worth exploring and continuing to examine the adults-only channels available to Roku viewers. Until next week, fuck-fans!
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Double Discount: Lubed and Holed
There comes a time in every porn lover’s life when he (or she) is presented with a seemingly impossible decision. Whether a result of tightening one’s financial belt or a matter of practicality, making a choice between two avenues of pornographic inquiry can be damn tough. And when the two options in question are near-identical takes on two thriving porno niches, produced to the highest possible A/V standards, starring devastating newbie pornstars as daring as they are darling, man, that’s not a decision I’d relish having to make.
Two brand-new sites focusing on anal sex and oil-aided massage encounters present a largely POV take on hardcore sex. Lubed takes us down by the poolside to slather up young female figures with lotion and oil, paying close attention to every curve and crevice and every positive physical reaction she shares. Well stocked with threesomes, milk baths, flexibility fetishism, and lusty, steamy bathroom scenes, Lubed ensures every lithe model glistens as she’s fucked for your viewing pleasure not just in 720p and 1080p HD videos, but in amazing 4K Ultra-HD, too!
Holed, on the other hand, ventures into its models’ back passages, spreading their tightest holes open, encouraging modest gapes, and finally filling or painting her with enough seed to sow a few thousand little future sexual deviants. Starring in these POV-heavy scenes, Samantha Rone, Holly Hendrix, Dakota Skye, Rebel Lynn, and Angel Smalls – many of the same models from Lubed.
Presented not as a co-existing pair but as standalone sites loosely connected to Passion HD’s roster of hardcore outlets, Lubed and Holed are an intriguing proposition at their usual price of $29.95-a-month each, but now with Mr. Pink scoring discount deals that get you one month inside each of these immensely promising, super-HQ sites for just $17.95. Considering how many adult sites now push beyond $35, $45, even $50 for access, paying $35.90 for a pair of vicarious sexual powerhouses like Lubed and Holed isn’t an option you’ll want to ignore.
Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – September 16th, 2016
Summer’s winding down and leading us into the forthcoming winter chill, so it’d be a good idea to start stockpiling porno for the cold months ahead and where better to start than with this week’s slate of Mr. Pink-reviewed online smut peddlers? Gentle Desire presented us with some decent hardcore erotica but failed to leave its mark on the niche. Teen Mega World’s TMW VR, on the other hand, left that network more futuristic than ever with its UHD 3D VR POV hardcore scenes. Two new pseudo-cest sites from the Team Skeet crew (but not included in the network) that made strong first impressions, POV sister-fucking romp Sis Loves Me and the all-inclusive Family Strokes and its mommies, daddies, and teenage step-siblings all fucking their way into very expensive therapy. Next week is bound to be a little less out-there at Mr. Pink’s, but don’t let that stop you from returning for more brand new porn site reviews.
The Sweet Life of Harriet Sugarcookie
These days it seems almost pathetically easy to become a pornstar. As long as you’re a reasonably attractive woman with a somewhat athletic figure, modest sexual abilities, and a tendency to overuse social media, you could be well on your way to being the next Riley Reid or Lana Rhoades. Becoming a paragon of liberated sexuality, an icon of eroticism, and a teacher to all who turn to you for advice and analysis, though, that’s much, much harder.
One year after launching her very own adult lifestyle site, busty British-born Asian geek goddess Harriet Sugarcookie opens the invitation to all, encouraging existing fans and newly interested men and women to explore her site in all its varied glory. Similar to Burning Angel’s wide reaching community mindset, Harriet pulls all kinds of content into her online world, from red carpet pornstar Q&As to video game reviews, POV-shot breakfast in bed videos to fellatio tips ‘n’ techniques. Not only focusing on herself, her own life and sexual habits, but those of fellow sex workers, pornstars, and models, many of whom are self-professed nerds who geek out with Harriet over Star Wars, Jenga towers, cinema blockbusters, cosplay, and delicious food, Harriet is a gracious and accommodating host, as well as a steamy performer when she puts her mind to it.
Harriet Sugarcookie doesn’t throw hot-off-the-press hardcore at her fans and subscribers as often as some self-made porn mavens, but she does shoot women other than herself (often referred to as a “roommate” or “girlfriend”) as they fuck her cameraman or simply use her bed as a masturbation platform. The sense of fun, sex-positive community here is very impressive and feels quite authentic. She might not be your average self-made pornstar, but Harriet Sugarcookie’s career could very well set the template for wannabe sex icons of the future.