Jordi’s American Journey

Jordi El Niño Polla

All this election-season talk of illegal immigrants stealing the jobs, money, and pussy the men of the USA believe to be rightly theirs got me thinking… You see plenty of immigrants in porn, women and men both, and it could be argued that such a profession is both a negative and a positive result of an illegal presence. (Though I’m sure Jordi’s papers are in order.) Adopting an disapproving attitude, you might see someone like recent Brazzers discovery Jordi El Niño Polla, a Spaniard mentored by Nacho Vidal and brought to the US by the ZZ to plow the fields of their female stars, as a threat to American masculinity. But really that’s only half of it.

Jordi, whose diminutive frame and youthful looks belie a massive member, more favorably viewed could be a pinch hitter coming in to relieve our own coliective sexual exhaustion. Or, unless it’s too threatening, maybe he’s a gift for our beloved female citizenry, their desires also leaning younger and more dominant every day. Whatever your stance, Jordi’s seemingly here to stay, already shooting for Brazzers a selection of thirty exclusive hardcore encounters.

At times playing a teen or twenty-something boyfriend to the likes of JoJo Kiss or Alex Grey, Jordi is just as often cast alongside a mature woman whose MILFy hold over the young star is immediately apparent. After being bathed by Leigh Darby and Alexis Fawx on two separate occasions, and after pounding Diamond Jackson and Nikki Benz on the tennis court, Ryan Conner in a shower stall, tag-teaming Rebecca Moore with one of Brazzers’ other resident foreigners, Keiran Lee, and crashing his bicycle after spying neighborhood cougar Veronica Avluv shooting him flirtatious glances only for them to turn into spit-moistened strokes, Jordi’s next assignment sees him jumping in the shower with girlfriend Megan Rain only to be interrupted then joined by her stepmom Ava Addams.

Clearly Jordi’s arrival on our shores is all part of Brazzers’ bold attempt at claiming new female viewers and grabbing guys before they hit twenty-five, making them fans for life. Jordi, a stunned expression on his face as his hefty dick disappear into another American throat, is a surrogate for all of us who, no matter what we tell ourselves mid-viewing or mid-fap, would probably pass out if ever faced with real pornstar pussy. He’s just a surrogate that’s doing a better job than many millions of local boys. Is this where globalization is leading us, into one another’s countries to fuck foreign women for our pleasure and theirs? If so, that’s an economic model I’m sure we can all get behind.

Brazzers review

Halloween the GirlsWay Way

Girls' Way's "Little Red"

With Halloween fast approaching and every bar conversation I’ve overheard in the last two weeks touching upon the best tactics of annoying brat avoidance or where to find the “raddest” costumes fit for cocktail parties, numerous adult studios and sites are turning their attention once again to the costumed fetish wonderland that is porn come Halloween time. One studio that’s already well equipped to satisfy those hitting its homepage for All Hallow’s thrills is the acclaimed all-female outfit GirlsWay.

After last year’s apocalyptic thriller The Turning, GirlsWay directors Bree Mills and Stills By Alan, Little Red might seem a more gentle effort, but first impressions can be deceiving. Based (obviously) on the classic European folk fairytale Little Red Riding Hood, about a gullible young girl visiting her grandmother only to find a hungry wolf disguised in her place, the five-part feature series is scheduled to air its finale on October 31st with episodes one-through-four already available. Presented in 1080p High Definition videos filled with rich scarlet reds and haunting blacks sees Cassidy Klein play the hooded hottie as she ventures, naked as a jaybird through the midnight forest, on a very different path to the Red we’ve known all these years. Grandma (Kendra Lust) is having some problems and a Social Worker (April O’Neil) aims to set shit right. But with a crime ring, a she-wolf (Abigail Mac), a hippie flower child, and the keywords facesitting, tribbing, lingerie, and family role-play all factoring in to varying degrees, Red’s not likely to end up being eaten by the wolf, at least not in the traditional sense. There’s plenty of eating going on here, don’t get me wrong, but the finale, which boasts O’Neil, Mac, Lust, and Klein in one giant, sweaty, heaving pile of sapphic carnality, has so much more in store for GirlsWay’s devoted members and, if you’re into all-girl ecstasy, you too.

GirlsWay review

AJ Applegate: Squirting Angel

AJ Applegate

Entering porn in 2012 at age 22, native New Yorker AJ Applegate made no bones about her career aspirations, speaking of her desire to make MILF status and eventually produce and direct her own work. Three years later she had won her first AVN, Night Moves, and XBIZ Awards and seemed destined to show herself a porno lifer. The reigning XRCO Orgasmic Analist hasn’t slowed down an iota of late, shooting feature showcase movies for 3rd Degree, Zero Tolerance, and Archangel (My First Black Gang Bang, AJ Applegate: No Limits, and The Booty Queen 2, respectively). As the year well and truly starts to wane she has another pair of showcase movies hitting shelves both retail and virtual as we speak.

Directed by Toni Ribas, SquirtQueen sees AJ (“the ultimate squirt whore”) gush over Ribas, Moe Johnson, Ramon Nomar, and other drenched gentlemen, and over Maddy O’Reilly, her only female co-star. Bill Bailey dominates the ass-tastic blonde in bondage, using his toys and tools and hands to make her erupt fluid while, in another scene, she lets loose her “girl-juice geyser” underneath a water sprinkler, filled to capacity with Nomar’s cock. Out now through Evil Angel, SquirtQueen is four scenes of unbridled fluid sharing that few other pornstars can compete with.

Archangel, which already released one AJ showcase this year in the butt-smashing insta-classic The Booty Queen 2, has another side of AJ Applegate that it aims to showcase: her sapphic tendencies. An avowed bisexual in her private life, AJ fucks women just as passionately as she does men and it’s this kind of activity that AJ’s Angels delivers in spades. Starting out sporting a strap-on to fill Abigail Mac’s snatch then relaxing in a rose-petal-filled bathtub with Elsa Jean. Taking things outdoors with Jenna Sativa proves a smart move, the two applying plenty of tongue to each other in affectionate licks. AJ wouldn’t be AJ without a little kinkiness and her final scene with her Angels delivers exactly that by throwing Karlie Montana and Kenzie Taylor into the mix, providing a bare soundstage and some Hitachi wands then letting the trio enjoy themselves as best they can.

Next time Mr. Pink’s runs a blog about this particular American porno dynamo, we had better be announcing AJ’s impending directorial debut or her latest huge award win – a performer this phenomenal deserves no less.

 

Beating on a Budget with Digital Playground

Digital Playground

Quality usually carries with it a premium price and the porn market is no different. Sure, you could jump at any baseline membership plan under ten bucks and hope for the best or you could hold out and save up some spare change to indulge in that A-list mainstream sexual bonanza you’ve been eyeing all along. This week, thanks to Mr. Pink’s Discount Porn Depot, you can weigh your options with the incredible, the acclaimed, the perennially colorful Digital Playground.

Digital Playground isn’t often discounted to this extent, making this an opportunity that shouldn’t be missed by anyone eager to see contract stars Aria Alexander and Eva Lovia join today’s newest A- and B-listers in extravagant hardcore that’s much closer to Ocean’s 11 than Sex, Lies, and Videotape, if you get my meaning. Digital Playground boasts a huge archive of high-budget porn that sees everything from Star Wars parodies to flight attendant fantasies to British barroom orgies and stars a cavalcade of stars from Dana DeArmond and Julia Ann to Anissa Kate and Alison Tyler.

Now offered at the monthly rate of $19.95, Digital Playground isn’t just large in size, hugely entertaining, and filled with awesomely hot pornstars, it’s also quite affordable.

THE MATH:
There’s a total of 516 DVDs held at Digital Playground HQ, and 187 “Series” scenes accompanying them to bring us to 3,533 scenes all up. Breaking that down to a per-scene rate, you’ll be paying little more than half-a-cent for each! Contract stars like Aria Alexander and Eva Lovia help make Digital Playground a premium porno destination: if you’re coming here for Aria, you’ll pay about 82¢ for each of her 24 scenes; Eva devotees, however, snag her 71 Digital Playground episodes, from Fleshlight tests and DP Star Auditions to her cop-fucking, pussy-eating, heart-breaking hardcore best, for a paltry 28¢ each.

Whoever the next girl to be given a Digital Playground contract may be, she’s not only in stellar company already but bound to be greeted by a wave of new fans taking advantage of this very worthwhile Digital Playground deal.

Digital Playground review