Beatin’ on a Budget! with Zero Tolerance

ztodZero Tolerance is not a company known for taking the easy way out. Hiring women as devastatingly sexy as Rebeca Linares, Chanel Preston, Anissa Kate, and Skin Diamond, any company could simply shoot a light striptease and still have viewers nutting in their drawers. Zero Tolerance, though, claims to have “zero tolerance for bad porn,” and aims to prove it by inviting you, the Mr. Pink’s reader, to join all three of its flagship video sites for less than twenty bucks a month.

That’s right, folks, ZTOD, Black Ice Pass and 3rd Movies are now all open for business and costing only $19.95. Buy a month-long pass to enjoy any one of these sites and you’ll find yourself with easy access to both others at no additional cost, ratcheting the value of Zero Tolerance fandom up higher than ever. Sure, movies like Cougar Club, Ready Wet Go, and Hand to Mouth are appealing enough, but when you include the Interactive Sex With series that sees you virtually fucking Sasha Grey, Bree Olson, Jenna Haze, Courtney Cummz, and Alektra Blue, how you could possibly resist is beyond me.

The Math:
ZTOD currently holds more than 5,500 scenes, while 3rd Movies holds 2,500 and Black Ice Pass 1,200. Altogether that gives the ZTOD member an estimated 9,200 scenes to savor. And, with membership at $19.95 per month, that breaks down to about 460 scenes per dollar or 4.6 scenes per cent. So cheap! So thrilling! Surely this ZTOD deal is a gift from the gods!

Come back next week for another Beatin’ on a Budget! as Mr. Pink’s proves that, when it comes to reviewing adult content, only two things are required: an keen critical eye and zero tolerance for expensive porn.

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