Bang Bros’ Latest: My Dirty Maid

Bang Bros - My Dirty Maid

Bang Bros, the creators of Monsters of Cock, Big Mouthfuls, Ass Parade, and the infamous Bang Bus have, over the past year or so, slowly added a few new sub-sites to their notorious network holdings. Since we’re currently preparing to give some Bang Bros sites all-new Mr. Pink’s reviews, I figured now would be a good time to help you acquaint yourself with some of the freshest new additions to Bang Bros. First up for this week: My Dirty Maid.

Although this particular Bang Bros venture is sure to enrage to PC police and every card-carrying SJW lurking forums and Facebook groups looking for anything that could conceivably be construed as offensive, My Dirty Maid nonetheless proves a near-perfect showcase for the throng of new Latinas talents flooding the scene of late. Online since June of 2014 but taking some time to really kick into gear, My Dirty Maid takes a largely POV look at the life of a lucky guy who just happens to have the hottest home help listed in the Yellow Pages. Whether uniformed or not, desperate for extra money or not, whether they walk in on their boss beating his meat or not, the featured babes soon end up polishing something a lot pinker and warmer than a door knob, using their hands, mouths, and lower pussies with expertise. Sure, some are a little shy at first, but soon they’re pleading with “Papi,” for another ride. There’s some slightly questionable coercion going on here, but it’s all acting so nobody’s really being exploited for both their janitorial excellence and their moist lower lips.

Spouting flirtatious and filthy words in Spanish or Portuguese (or English), the mostly Latina cast of My Dirty Maid sees the curvaceous and the slim, the teenage and the thirty-something, the eager cocksucker and the shy quiet type all appear here, wander around the house doing various chores, then finally encountering our guy and getting to know him a little better. Aside from Nicole Bexley, Anya Ivy, Adrian Maya, and a few other black girls, it’s Latina central here with Sophia Leone, Carrie Brooks, Gina Valentina, Carmen De Luz, and Selena Santana shooting some thorough sexy pseudo-homemade sex tape encounters.

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So, with a bevy of stunning Black and Latina girls putting down their feather dusters to wrap their rubber-gloved hands around something a lot thicker, and with Bang Bros’ impressively vivid High Definition videos on hand, not to mention the huge Bang Bros network surrounding My Dirty Maid entirely, there’s only one reason I can think of not to head over to My Dirty Maid and let loose your fantasies of economic dominance as only Bang bros will allow: no broke-as-fuck college-graduate white-girl maids!

Mr. Pink’s Must-Haves – Bang Bros

Bang Bros

You all know the Bang Bros, right? Having been responsible for some of the most popular and influential adult websites of the past decade or so, the Bang Bros network has unleashed all kinds of smut on the world. From the legendary Miami-cruising Bang Bus and its impromptu fuck sessions to the black-girl-showcase Brown Bunnies, from Ass Parade’s thick behinds to the enormo-dicks of Monsters of Cock, this is one adult network that has most assuredly been visited by most any online porn fan. But what’s the status of this notorious network today, mid-January 2016? Has it fallen on hard times or is it surging forward, refining its already excellent smut, and proving as worthwhile as ever? With full reviews of numerous Bang Bros sites forthcoming from Mr. Pink’s, I thought it a good idea to give a brief preview of what’s to come. After all, Bang Bros launches new sites and discovers new talents all the time and I wouldn’t want you to miss anything essential.

The fresher sites in the Bang Bros stable of over 40 XXX outlets include sites devoted to anonymous glory hole blowjobs, step-mothers eager to share their sexual experience and knowledge with their step-daughters and step-sons, off-cut footage from the Bang Bros archives, European public sex, and point-of-view hardcore starring today’s sexiest pornstars. Throw in My Dirty Maid, which sees Latinas fucking their white-boy bosses while on the job, and revitalized sites in Brown Bunnies and BangBros 18, and you’re looking at a network that seriously doesn’t know when to take a well-deserved break.

There are, as noted earlier, brand new reviews of Bang Bros properties coming soon to Mr. Pink’s, but until our assessments are in, why not cruise on over to the Bang Bros network and see if you can’t spot your new favorite up-and-coming porno starlet in one of her hottest scenes yet. And be sure to stop back here to check out our full Bang Bros reviews in the coming weeks, only at Mr. Pink’s.

Anna Bell Peaks: A Banging 2015

Anna Bell Peaks

A few months into 2015, I started to notice a heavily tattooed and very curvaceous pink-haired woman slutting it up on the Internet. Tattoos have become a lot more common on pornstars in recent years, but this particular bodily canvas was far more heavily decorated than most, and that pink hair, now that you notice immediately. First she popped up at MyFreeCams and looked a damn sight more interesting than most of the dull, spiritless camgirls you usually see there. Then I noticed the same pink hair and ample rack over at Pure Mature, where the exquisite photography cast this mysterious woman in an altogether more flattering light. And finally, here appeared her name: Anna Bell Peaks.

It’s been a big year for Ms. Peaks, with two Inked Awards for Cam Girl of the Year and Perfect Pussy, interracial maniacs Dogfart according her runner-up in their monthly popularity contest for December, an AVN nomination for Hottest Newcomer, and now an accolade to beat all those others (unless she nabs the AVN): Bang Bros has named her their Pornstar of the Year for 2015.

Carrying a 97% approval rating from Bang Bros members with a combined 327,993 views of her three scenes, two for Bang Bros Clips and one for Big Tit Cream Pie. Standing 5’6″ with an amazing 32G-25-32 figure, ink all over, and plenty of piercings, Ms. Peaks pushes towards Belladonna and Bonnie Rotten territory while remaining a sensual performer, never quite becoming the obscene hyper-whore foaming at the mouth as those two are known to. That’s not to say Peaks is boring. In fact, she’s far, far from it with incredible oral technique, a frequently filthy mouth, and a body that, when in motion, is impossible to stop gawking at.

Ironically, Anna Bell Peaks, who now asks her fans and admirers to vote for her at AVN, sports a rather prominent tattoo across her upper chest reading “Judge Me Not.” Well, at least it doesn’t say “Don’t vote,” ’cause then she’d be fucked – and not in that always exciting Bang Bros way, either. Thanks heaven for small miracles – and for 2015’s most scintillating alt.newcomer Anna Bell Peaks.

Lylith LaVey Takes Bang Bros to Court

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When news broke in mid-2012 that a male adult performer had altered a standard pre-shoot STI test to conceal his syphilis (a.k.a.: the STI that my mother claimed would send me roaring towards total insanity; aka: the most popular STI of the 15th Century), the industry rightfully clutched their collective genitals and said, “Shit, that guy’s an ass (and I hope I didn’t fuck him).” One person who did fuck Mr. Marcus, the man in question, was Lylith LaVey yet she has managed not only to use the legal system to hit back at Marcus himself (as she did in to the tune of $129,360) but also at the company she claims was neglectful in allowing Marcus to perform with a fudged test: our ol’ pals the Bang Bros.

Claiming her association with Mr. Marcus (now known as Mr. Syphilitic) caused her “emotional distress as well as castigation from others in her field,” LaVey (real name Heather DeAngelo) filed suit in early-2014 against Bang Bros, the production entity responsible for the scene in question and Mr. Marcus’ booking. LaVey’s case against the Bros didn’t make it to court and she was awarded an undisclosed sum of money via a settlement agreement with the company. After a 13-month-long lawsuit proceeding, it now appears that this little nightmare episode has resolved itself nice and tidily with the wounded compensated, the negligent hit where it hurts, and the truly guilty scrambling to reassemble his life and career.

Two questions remain, though: who knew you could successfully sue someone for almost (but not) infecting you with syphilis? And who on Earth would change their name from a perfectly porny real name like Heather DeAngelo?

Lylith LaVey at Evil Angel