Anna Bell Peaks: A Banging 2015

Anna Bell Peaks

A few months into 2015, I started to notice a heavily tattooed and very curvaceous pink-haired woman slutting it up on the Internet. Tattoos have become a lot more common on pornstars in recent years, but this particular bodily canvas was far more heavily decorated than most, and that pink hair, now that you notice immediately. First she popped up at MyFreeCams and looked a damn sight more interesting than most of the dull, spiritless camgirls you usually see there. Then I noticed the same pink hair and ample rack over at Pure Mature, where the exquisite photography cast this mysterious woman in an altogether more flattering light. And finally, here appeared her name: Anna Bell Peaks.

It’s been a big year for Ms. Peaks, with two Inked Awards for Cam Girl of the Year and Perfect Pussy, interracial maniacs Dogfart according her runner-up in their monthly popularity contest for December, an AVN nomination for Hottest Newcomer, and now an accolade to beat all those others (unless she nabs the AVN): Bang Bros has named her their Pornstar of the Year for 2015.

Carrying a 97% approval rating from Bang Bros members with a combined 327,993 views of her three scenes, two for Bang Bros Clips and one for Big Tit Cream Pie. Standing 5’6″ with an amazing 32G-25-32 figure, ink all over, and plenty of piercings, Ms. Peaks pushes towards Belladonna and Bonnie Rotten territory while remaining a sensual performer, never quite becoming the obscene hyper-whore foaming at the mouth as those two are known to. That’s not to say Peaks is boring. In fact, she’s far, far from it with incredible oral technique, a frequently filthy mouth, and a body that, when in motion, is impossible to stop gawking at.

Ironically, Anna Bell Peaks, who now asks her fans and admirers to vote for her at AVN, sports a rather prominent tattoo across her upper chest reading “Judge Me Not.” Well, at least it doesn’t say “Don’t vote,” ’cause then she’d be fucked – and not in that always exciting Bang Bros way, either. Thanks heaven for small miracles – and for 2015’s most scintillating alt.newcomer Anna Bell Peaks.

Lylith LaVey Takes Bang Bros to Court

lylith lavey evil angel

When news broke in mid-2012 that a male adult performer had altered a standard pre-shoot STI test to conceal his syphilis (a.k.a.: the STI that my mother claimed would send me roaring towards total insanity; aka: the most popular STI of the 15th Century), the industry rightfully clutched their collective genitals and said, “Shit, that guy’s an ass (and I hope I didn’t fuck him).” One person who did fuck Mr. Marcus, the man in question, was Lylith LaVey yet she has managed not only to use the legal system to hit back at Marcus himself (as she did in to the tune of $129,360) but also at the company she claims was neglectful in allowing Marcus to perform with a fudged test: our ol’ pals the Bang Bros.

Claiming her association with Mr. Marcus (now known as Mr. Syphilitic) caused her “emotional distress as well as castigation from others in her field,” LaVey (real name Heather DeAngelo) filed suit in early-2014 against Bang Bros, the production entity responsible for the scene in question and Mr. Marcus’ booking. LaVey’s case against the Bros didn’t make it to court and she was awarded an undisclosed sum of money via a settlement agreement with the company. After a 13-month-long lawsuit proceeding, it now appears that this little nightmare episode has resolved itself nice and tidily with the wounded compensated, the negligent hit where it hurts, and the truly guilty scrambling to reassemble his life and career.

Two questions remain, though: who knew you could successfully sue someone for almost (but not) infecting you with syphilis? And who on Earth would change their name from a perfectly porny real name like Heather DeAngelo?

Lylith LaVey at Evil Angel

#BreakTheInternet with Bang Bros, Brazzers

Kendra Lust and Nikki Benz parody Kim Kardashian

A few weeks ago, Paper Magazine unleashed what has arguably proven to be its most important issue, but it wasn’t the articles contained within that courted controversy and saw readership expand thousand-fold, it was Kim Kardashian’s ass. The images are now legendary, having been passed around the Internet on seemingly every social media and news platform. In fact, the shots of Kardashian’s oiled rear end have even inspired a SNL parody starring Nicki Minaj and prompted one SAT prep company, Catalyst Prep, to use the most famous backside on Earth to gussy up math questions on an otherwise humorless paper. Now it’s porn’s turn.

Bang Bros site Ass Parade released on Monday their parody of Kim K’s now infamous cover shoot, casting the exquisite Kendra Lust and her astounding derriere and coming quite close to matching the styling of Paper’s shoot. With pearls wrapped around her neck and hanging from her earlobes, hair piled in a high wrapped bun, and wearing only the skimpiest black-and-white lingerie, Ms. Lust looks very much the part as she poses for the Ass Parade camera. Enter Mike Adriano and commence ass-eating, double-cumming, and a creamy facial that seals the deal.

Not one to be beaten on novelty, Brazzers enters the fray on New Year’s Eve with the much-hyped casting of Nikki Benz in Kim K’s place. Standing tall in a black sequined dress that amplifies her already amazing curves, Benz balances a champagne glass on her ass before sliding her dress down to reveal her cheeks. Enter Keiran Lee and commence… well, we’re not sure yet since the scene’s still under wraps until NYE. Talking to XBIZ, though, Ms. Benz let out a few teasers: “During our scene [Lee] was making me cum so much! I was so horny I just asked him to do something I haven’t asked another male performer to ever do, and he was more than happy to comply. I don’t want to reveal what it is yet. I guess you guys will have to stay tuned to find out!” For Keiran’s part, he called Benz “one of the all-time greats of porn” and promised her fans and his would both love this Brazzers pairing, declaring it “one of the most intense scenes I’ve ever performed in,” and confirming Benz’s adventurous performance ventures into new territory and will show fans “something they have never seen from Nikki Benz before.”

If those hints are hinting at what I think they’re hinting at, I have a feeling the esteemed ZZ might be right: if Kendra Lust as Kim Kardashian won’t #breaktheinternet then perhaps Nikki Benz’s new exploratory scene will.