A Stormy Brews at Brazzers

When DT took the White House, reactions were mixed, to say the least. Those that saw the real estate tycoon as a fraudulent businessman, policy greenhorn, and generally morally and ethically corrupt pussy grabber hoped someone would come along and expose him as the threat to democracy so many believed him to be. (Others were far less worried.) Few people would have suspected that the greatest threat to a sitting president would be a working single mother best known for dating pretty-boy rocker Dave Navarro and working some sly humor into the porn industry’s attempt to capitalize on the US’s never-ending war in the middle east, Operation Desert Stormy. But, here we are, folks. Here we are…

Stormy Daniels

Everyone reading this will surely know about Stormy Daniels’ allegations about the president – that the two had a brief affair in 2006 and, according to Stormy, a goon to intimidate her into silence, then DT had attorney Michael Cohen pay her $130,000 in hush money – and while the mainstream media has been laying plenty of attention at Ms. Daniels’ feet, her current career boost is getting much less. On her Make America Horny Again feature dancing tour, Daniels steps before a riled-up crowd of pro- and anti-Trumpers, and struts her stuff before shuffling off to the next town. This isn’t exactly new for the veteran pornstar. A career based on headline club appearances and feature film roles, not the single-scene online efforts that have revolutionized porno over the last two decades, already established the 39-year-old as a major porno player. Now, in an industry that operates at a much quicker pace, at a much higher turnover rate than, say, ten years ago, the thorn in Trump’s rump is taking to the most infamous adult website in existence, and taking the president with her!

Due to land at Brazzers Exxtra this Sunday, April 22nd, ‘Stormy’s Secret’ sees the nation’s most talked-about pornstar (and apparent screenwriter) trying to come up with a juicy plot for an erotic fiction project. Resorting to a memory of a mysterious gentleman from her past and the raunchy time they once had together, Stormy’s inspiration sees Keiran Lee take on the role of her mystery man, his thick British dick working every angle of Stormy’s marriage-busting body until her smiling face is left covered in a white (mercifully not yellow) liquid.

While we all eagerly await the culmination of the Stormy saga, we can amuse and abuse ourselves in the woman’s honor, all thanks to those trend-tappers at Brazzers.

Halloween Hits Brazzers!

The always reliable Brazzers has come through again for us cosplay fans and taboo fuckers this Halloween, bringing its members a trio of tantalizing tales to astonish and arouse. On all-female site Hot & Mean, Real Wife Stories, and Brazzers Extra we encounter everything from a cheating wife whose husband proves too preoccupied with his pumpkin carving to notice she’s started fucking Xander bloody Corvus to a bored housewife who disapproves of a young woman being out alone on Halloween only to find she’s armed herself with a dick.

Blair Williams and Sadie Pop

Blair Williams is that bored housewife and it’s Sadie Pop who darkens her door, demanding some candy all gussied up in a black leather devil number, revealing her similarly black strap-on cock when Ms. Williams requests a trick before doling out the sugary treats. A well matched angel-and-devil pair in Turning Tricks, the two thrash about on Blair’s sofa, making each come with a furious scissoring before Sadie heads off into the moonlit Halloween night.

The Fuckening sees Brazzers’ favorite Romi Rain and her husband Keiran Lee throwing a Halloween party for their neighbors, after which they promptly start drunkenly fooling around. As something always does this time of year, something goes bump in the night and the couple find (and fuck) a sexy Australian vampiress going by the professional porno name of Angela White.

Lastly, Penny Pax returns to Brazzers with her ass open and eager for attention – what a shock! Hallowanking sees the porcelain-skinned redhead throwing herself at her handsome neighbor when her husband can’t tear himself away from their Halloween decorating, her barely-there red-and-black lingerie ensemble clearly not working its intended magic. Soon, a dick is in her ass and it’s not her husband’s, confirming this as a Brazzers Halloween well worth indulging in.

From all of us at Mr. Pink’s, enjoy your Halloween and we hope you stain a skimpy costume this year!

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Madison Ivy: Back on Her Knees

Standing at 4’11″ and known for her sculpted figure, devotion to cannabis, and enthusiasm for rave culture and the club scene, Ms. Madison Ivy, German-American stunner and fan-favourite performer has finally returned after more than a year away from a porn set. After enduring a car accident in January of 2015 which left her immobilized and requiring four surgeries, one resulting in four screws placed in her back to mend a fractured spine, many fans figured Ivy would be out of porn for good. Docs initially gave her an 8% chance of survival, but the diminutive superstar and Brazzers contract performer simply had more fucking to get to and more blunts to smoke. Now, after much anticipation, she’s back!

Brazzers Madison Ivy

Appearing on Brazzers eXXtra in a scene entitled ‘Return of Ivy,’ Madison makes sure her absence wasn’t in vain, coming back stronger and more focused than ever. Paired with Keiran Lee and given ample opportunity to send him into a frenzy with a long and glamorous striptease, Ms. Ivy, dressed in crimson lingerie and fishnet stockings, works Lee’s pole as a VIP customer at the club where her character works the pole for a salivating audience. In typical Madison Ivy style, there’s plenty of woman-on-top riding, a little exaggerated facial expressions and moaning, and some great moments of size comparison that make both Keiran’s dick look enormous and Madison’s mouth and pussy like the tightest and most inviting orifices in all of porn.

Contracted exclusively to Brazzers before her accident – and thankfully able to knock out one anal scene for the ZZ back in 2014, it makes perfect sense to see her comeback scene on a Brazzers site. What remains to be seen, though, is where her subsequent turns before camera will end up. Is it all Brazzers for the near future or will other studios be enticing her over for a payday we can all be thrilled about? Whatever the case, Madison Ivy’s return is cause for much celebration!

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