Jordi’s American Journey

Jordi El Niño Polla

All this election-season talk of illegal immigrants stealing the jobs, money, and pussy the men of the USA believe to be rightly theirs got me thinking… You see plenty of immigrants in porn, women and men both, and it could be argued that such a profession is both a negative and a positive result of an illegal presence. (Though I’m sure Jordi’s papers are in order.) Adopting an disapproving attitude, you might see someone like recent Brazzers discovery Jordi El Niño Polla, a Spaniard mentored by Nacho Vidal and brought to the US by the ZZ to plow the fields of their female stars, as a threat to American masculinity. But really that’s only half of it.

Jordi, whose diminutive frame and youthful looks belie a massive member, more favorably viewed could be a pinch hitter coming in to relieve our own coliective sexual exhaustion. Or, unless it’s too threatening, maybe he’s a gift for our beloved female citizenry, their desires also leaning younger and more dominant every day. Whatever your stance, Jordi’s seemingly here to stay, already shooting for Brazzers a selection of thirty exclusive hardcore encounters.

At times playing a teen or twenty-something boyfriend to the likes of JoJo Kiss or Alex Grey, Jordi is just as often cast alongside a mature woman whose MILFy hold over the young star is immediately apparent. After being bathed by Leigh Darby and Alexis Fawx on two separate occasions, and after pounding Diamond Jackson and Nikki Benz on the tennis court, Ryan Conner in a shower stall, tag-teaming Rebecca Moore with one of Brazzers’ other resident foreigners, Keiran Lee, and crashing his bicycle after spying neighborhood cougar Veronica Avluv shooting him flirtatious glances only for them to turn into spit-moistened strokes, Jordi’s next assignment sees him jumping in the shower with girlfriend Megan Rain only to be interrupted then joined by her stepmom Ava Addams.

Clearly Jordi’s arrival on our shores is all part of Brazzers’ bold attempt at claiming new female viewers and grabbing guys before they hit twenty-five, making them fans for life. Jordi, a stunned expression on his face as his hefty dick disappear into another American throat, is a surrogate for all of us who, no matter what we tell ourselves mid-viewing or mid-fap, would probably pass out if ever faced with real pornstar pussy. He’s just a surrogate that’s doing a better job than many millions of local boys. Is this where globalization is leading us, into one another’s countries to fuck foreign women for our pleasure and theirs? If so, that’s an economic model I’m sure we can all get behind.

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Pokémon Porn Persists

Pornstar Go: a XXX Parody

Since its July 6 release, augmented reality game Pokémon Go has captured the imaginations (and free time) of millions of players worldwide. As Mr. Pink’s reported to you last week, the game has also captured the imagination of pornographers both amateur and pro. After we previously noted Pokémon-themed porn efforts from Team Skeet’s Exxxtra Small and Teen Pies, RK (Reality Kings) Prime, and Cosplay Babes, another wave of Poké-porn arrived to further milk the world’s reigning gaming trend.

Arguably the king of porn parody mountain, Brazzers didn’t spare any costuming expenses for its Pornstar Go: a XXX Parody production, the results of which went live on Monday. Replacing the super powered pocket monsters with magical pornstars who vanish from porn sets across the valley, Brazzers has Spanish newcomer Jordi El Niño Polla hunting for Ella Hughes, Patty Michova, and Alexa Tomas in an effort to return them to their rightful homes at Brazzers HQ. A trio of women this irresistible shouldn’t need any extra incentive to pursue, but once captured, they reveal their true animalistic intentions.

Taking a less fantastic angle on Poké-porn, Bryan Gozzling’s Hookup Hotshot site brought to our attention a skinny raven-haired Ivy Aura. Keeping with Gozzling’s social media focus, Ivy is recruited to accompany our host on some Pokémon Go hunts only to find he’s far more interested in fingering her asshole, urinating in her mouth, and unloading his seed onto her expectant face – and they don’t even get around to catching any Pokémon!

While it’s unlikely this is the last of the Pokémon parody porn coming your way in this time of near-global Poké-fever, it’s clearer than ever that a pop-culture phenomenon doesn’t require any greater inclusion in porn than a brief reference made by jaw-dropping new starlet. (But hey, check out Ella Hughes in costume – that sure doesn’t hurt!)

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Fucking on the Fouth

Nicole Aniston

Britain has decided to leave the European Union but is already having second thoughts about its newly claimed independence. “But Britain was independent! Hell, many countries fought bravely to take their independence from the British, so what’s the deal?” Well, pal, “independence” is something of a buzz word in popular culture and has been at least since the release of the blockbuster sci-fi flick Independence Day in 1996. Now with a sequel in wide release and the media buzzing constantly about Brexit, the rise of independent politicians, and Earth-invading alien species, the spirit of independence, self-determination, and self-reliance runs high, but never as high as when we approach July 4th, the day the United States of America celebrates kicking the Brits to the curb. The porn industry always jumps at the chance to shoot freedom-themed, red-white-and-blue episodes in celebration of the holiday and this year all the usual suspects have once again come out to play in the name of the U.S. of A.

Oiled Independence Day arrives courtesy of the newly minted 4K Ultra-HD visual wonderland that is Lubed, stars lithe young blonde Ashlee Mae, and sees her peeling off a patriotic bikini beneath a backyard waterfall, sliding down a waterslide, then finally taking as much of one man’s cock as she can handle while laying back on the American flag. Rich visuals and plenty of POV shooting has made Lubed a site worth watching closely, and this holiday celebration merely adds icing to this very moist cake.

At Lubed’s sister-site, Passion HD, blazing hot natural newbie Kylie Page also dons a flag-print bikini and seduces a fella by the pool, shaking her ass and showing off her incredible curvy figure waist-deep in water. Finally emptying her beau’s load onto her sweetly smiling face, the ‘Blonde American Teen’ delivers an predictable but quietly powerful scene.

Naughty America usually pulls together something fun for the holidays and this year A Bangin’ 4th sees NA’s Virtual Reality capabilities used to great effect as Nicole Aniston confronts you pool-side for some rest, relaxation, and really intense sex. Eye contact is ample in this immersive POV scene as Ms. Aniston stares you down, stars-and-stripes bikini barely clinging to her amazing body, sucks you deeply then climbs aboard for the ride to sexual satisfaction and freedom from frustration. Also at Naughty America, Phoenix Marie won’t be seen in VR this 4th, but she does throw herself into an encounter with Johnny Castle, seducing his pizza delivery guy to sate the loneliness of an empty holiday party at home.

Brazzers’ entry into this year’s 4th of July porno slate carries the title Cumming to America and sees everyone’s favorite diminutive young Spanish porn stud, Jordi El Niño Polla ditch his brand-new American girlfriend when he finds himself surrounded by three foxy MILFs at a 4th of July BBQ. Richelle Ryan, Phoenix Marie, and the inimitable Julia Ann welcome Jordi El Niño Polla to the USA with a fourway romp away from his girlfriend’s jealous gaze.

So, this 4th of July, whether you’re basking the the toasty, fragrant embrace of a well-fueled BBQ, working for your corporate slave-drivers, or enjoying a sedate day off with loved ones, the porn world knows where you’d really rather be: neck-deep in primo pornstar pussy, exercising your hard-won sexual freedoms and leaving a trail to mark your territory all across the New World.