Madison Ivy: Back on Her Knees

Standing at 4’11″ and known for her sculpted figure, devotion to cannabis, and enthusiasm for rave culture and the club scene, Ms. Madison Ivy, German-American stunner and fan-favourite performer has finally returned after more than a year away from a porn set. After enduring a car accident in January of 2015 which left her immobilized and requiring four surgeries, one resulting in four screws placed in her back to mend a fractured spine, many fans figured Ivy would be out of porn for good. Docs initially gave her an 8% chance of survival, but the diminutive superstar and Brazzers contract performer simply had more fucking to get to and more blunts to smoke. Now, after much anticipation, she’s back!

Brazzers Madison Ivy

Appearing on Brazzers eXXtra in a scene entitled ‘Return of Ivy,’ Madison makes sure her absence wasn’t in vain, coming back stronger and more focused than ever. Paired with Keiran Lee and given ample opportunity to send him into a frenzy with a long and glamorous striptease, Ms. Ivy, dressed in crimson lingerie and fishnet stockings, works Lee’s pole as a VIP customer at the club where her character works the pole for a salivating audience. In typical Madison Ivy style, there’s plenty of woman-on-top riding, a little exaggerated facial expressions and moaning, and some great moments of size comparison that make both Keiran’s dick look enormous and Madison’s mouth and pussy like the tightest and most inviting orifices in all of porn.

Contracted exclusively to Brazzers before her accident – and thankfully able to knock out one anal scene for the ZZ back in 2014, it makes perfect sense to see her comeback scene on a Brazzers site. What remains to be seen, though, is where her subsequent turns before camera will end up. Is it all Brazzers for the near future or will other studios be enticing her over for a payday we can all be thrilled about? Whatever the case, Madison Ivy’s return is cause for much celebration!

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Mr. Pink’s ‘A Brazzers Christmas Special’ Special

Brazzers Christmas Special

Nobody delivers holiday porn like Brazzers delivers holiday porn and this Christmas season sees the ZZ-branded worldwide porno juggernaut cap off a great year filled with Easter, Halloween, 4th of July, and Valentine’s Day-themed porno that has does all but cement the Brazzers name in the spank banks (and hard drives) and parody porn lovers the world over. This Christmas, instead of simply churning out a few self-contained Xmas encounters, Brazzers is turning once again to the mini-series format with the four-part A Brazzers Christmas Special. (Let’s just hope the fucking’s better than the title.)

Launching on December 18 with Alexis Fawx and Tyler Nixon as a mother and her stepson, secretly rutting in the downstairs kitchen one night when they’re spotted by Lena Paul, the girlfriend of the family’s other son who’s meeting his family for the first time. Disturbed by what she saw, Lena collects her thoughts beneath a hot shower the next morning. Stepping in beside her, to her shock, comes Jillian Janson as the boyfriend’s hetero-flexible nympho sister and the steamy results offer great body-against-body visuals. Part three of this years’ Brazzers holiday spunktacular is use for arrival the day before Christmas and will again feature Lena and Jillian, though Lena’s stuck with spying again as last night’s lesbian lover is locked in wooden stocks and forced to take in her tight twenty-something asshole the cock of Santa himself.

You’d think that trio would be enough to satisfy jingle-bell-ringing Brazzers subscribers this years, but nope, there’s one last episode of A Brazzers Christmas Special due for arrival, but full details are being kept under wraps. At this stage all we know is that Lena Paul and Alexis Fawx are going to be on plenty of smart phone a screens during boredom/bathroom breaks come Christmas Day.

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Brazzers Endless Black Friday

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Appealing though they may be upon first impressions, some porn studios are less devoted sweethearts and more like psychotic ex-girlfriends, out to harass you at every turn until you relent and once again throw your life away to devote every waking second to worshipping her every atom. Some guys simply spy their ideal woman and pursue her relentlessly while others let her make the first, second, third moves. In this analogy, dear reader, you are the hapless fella on the receiving end of an obsessive pursuit from Brazzers, your stand-in lover and one of the web’s most popular adult entertainment venues. The legendary ZZ was already trying to lure you in for a membership to its large and HD-loaded network, but now, like the stereotypical shopper going bananas over department store discounts, Brazzers celebrates Black Friday by offering an unbeatable deal any ZZ-admirer will struggle to resist.

I know, I know. Black Friday was last week and this week, if it gets identified as retail sale-related, is Cyber Week, but nobody told Brazzers, who are still promoting an extended Black Friday deal that gets you one full year inside the amazing Brazzers carnival at the super-heavily discounted rate of just $7.50-a-month, payable in one $89.99 installment. For more specific details on what Brazzers delivers to those who purchase a yearly pass, check out Mr. Pink’s full review of the Brazzers network and our Beating on a Budget blog post that details just how good Brazzers discount deals usually are. Normally set well over one hundred dollars, this annual pass to the infamous Brazzers empire seems the most sensible and financially responsible Black Friday porno bargain still (somehow, still) going.