Mr. Pink’s ‘A Brazzers Christmas Special’ Special

Brazzers Christmas Special

Nobody delivers holiday porn like Brazzers delivers holiday porn and this Christmas season sees the ZZ-branded worldwide porno juggernaut cap off a great year filled with Easter, Halloween, 4th of July, and Valentine’s Day-themed porno that has does all but cement the Brazzers name in the spank banks (and hard drives) and parody porn lovers the world over. This Christmas, instead of simply churning out a few self-contained Xmas encounters, Brazzers is turning once again to the mini-series format with the four-part A Brazzers Christmas Special. (Let’s just hope the fucking’s better than the title.)

Launching on December 18 with Alexis Fawx and Tyler Nixon as a mother and her stepson, secretly rutting in the downstairs kitchen one night when they’re spotted by Lena Paul, the girlfriend of the family’s other son who’s meeting his family for the first time. Disturbed by what she saw, Lena collects her thoughts beneath a hot shower the next morning. Stepping in beside her, to her shock, comes Jillian Janson as the boyfriend’s hetero-flexible nympho sister and the steamy results offer great body-against-body visuals. Part three of this years’ Brazzers holiday spunktacular is use for arrival the day before Christmas and will again feature Lena and Jillian, though Lena’s stuck with spying again as last night’s lesbian lover is locked in wooden stocks and forced to take in her tight twenty-something asshole the cock of Santa himself.

You’d think that trio would be enough to satisfy jingle-bell-ringing Brazzers subscribers this years, but nope, there’s one last episode of A Brazzers Christmas Special due for arrival, but full details are being kept under wraps. At this stage all we know is that Lena Paul and Alexis Fawx are going to be on plenty of smart phone a screens during boredom/bathroom breaks come Christmas Day.

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Brazzers Endless Black Friday

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Appealing though they may be upon first impressions, some porn studios are less devoted sweethearts and more like psychotic ex-girlfriends, out to harass you at every turn until you relent and once again throw your life away to devote every waking second to worshipping her every atom. Some guys simply spy their ideal woman and pursue her relentlessly while others let her make the first, second, third moves. In this analogy, dear reader, you are the hapless fella on the receiving end of an obsessive pursuit from Brazzers, your stand-in lover and one of the web’s most popular adult entertainment venues. The legendary ZZ was already trying to lure you in for a membership to its large and HD-loaded network, but now, like the stereotypical shopper going bananas over department store discounts, Brazzers celebrates Black Friday by offering an unbeatable deal any ZZ-admirer will struggle to resist.

I know, I know. Black Friday was last week and this week, if it gets identified as retail sale-related, is Cyber Week, but nobody told Brazzers, who are still promoting an extended Black Friday deal that gets you one full year inside the amazing Brazzers carnival at the super-heavily discounted rate of just $7.50-a-month, payable in one $89.99 installment. For more specific details on what Brazzers delivers to those who purchase a yearly pass, check out Mr. Pink’s full review of the Brazzers network and our Beating on a Budget blog post that details just how good Brazzers discount deals usually are. Normally set well over one hundred dollars, this annual pass to the infamous Brazzers empire seems the most sensible and financially responsible Black Friday porno bargain still (somehow, still) going.

Brazzers’ Halloween Bonanza

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Joanna Angel and her Burning Angel crew may have concocted the most extravagant and outrageous Halloween porno epic this year but another legendary producer of weird and wonderful porno parodies, lampoons, homages, and tributes, Brazzers, instead opted for smaller individual episodes, each tailored to a particular theme, kinky costume, or outlandish Halloween-related setup. Roping in Ariana Marie, Mercedes Carrera, Rachel RoXXX, and Zoey Monroe to commit heinous acts of hardcore carnality, Brazzers unleashed a tight quartet of Halloween porno scenes.

October 29th saw the arrival of Zoey Monroe playing a wantonly slutty kitten who ditches her boyfriend at a party to fuck the Scream-mask-sporting host, Michael Vegas. Not to be outdone by Brazzers Exztra’s initial Halloween offering, Big Tits at Work unveiled the following day Rachel RoXXX in The Office Mummy. Danny D. arrives at work without a Halloween costume and quickly wraps himself in toilet paper to avoid embarrassment. What he can’t avoid is being fired by Ms. RoXXX, though it seems she has costume problems all her own.

Zoey Monroe / Trick and Treat

Rachel Roxxx / Office Mummy

Twenty-something fan-favorite Ariana Marie donned a black witches outfit and settled in for a night of handing out candy to kiddies alone as her husband sleeps in another room. When Johnny Castle stops by to make a last-gasp attempt at candy hoarding, his age proves a problem for Ariana, who wants to give out a lot more than just candy corn. Brazzers Extra delivered the final ZZ Halloween horn-fest, this time gussying up Mercedes Carrera in the best porno rendition of a Vampirella costume yet. A character known largely for her outfit, not her personality or history, the role of Vampirella allows Carrera to bare her fangs both literally and figuratively, as she dives on civilian Michael Vegas and threatens to betray her vow of not harming humans. Will she drain her victim’s arteries or just his balls?

Ariana Marie / Dick or Treat

Mercedes Carrera / Vampirella

From comic book vampiresses to oddly unidentifiable military-styled costumes with super-heavy cleavage, from trick-or-treating turned one-night-stands to office costume parties cum fluid-sharing sessions, Brazzers knows how to deliver the good on Halloween and 2016 is yet another notch in Brazzers’ All Hallows Hardcore belt.

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