Black Friday Fucks with Nubiles Porn

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Black Friday rolls around every year and shoppers fly into competitive rages, embark on mad purchasing sprees, and end up spending what I assume is a small fortune on remarkably little. The hottest retail discounts apply to physical items whether sold in stores or online. Just about everything worth owning is discounted post-11:59pm Thanksgiving Day. Some intangible purchases can deliver a kind of pleasure and satisfaction heretofore left out of Black Friday frivolities. This year, we’ve scoured the ‘net for a truly exceptional holiday bargain that’ll baste your turkey, slice your ham, and glaze your lil’ fella all in one fell swoop. This Black Friday, fuck the lines and fuck your co-shoppers. Instead of going out and wasting all day fighting over price-slashed appliances, why not stay home with Nubiles Porn.

Discounted to an incredible $14.98 and recurring month after month at the very same price, Nubiles Porn is a network much loved by Mr. Pink’s staff that delivers a near-perfect blend of teenage super-sluttery, romantic erotica, step-incest, and experimental porn sites. Teacher Fucks Teens, Step Siblings Caught, and Moms Teach Sex all bring ample heat in duo, trio, and quartet scenes loaded with in-character dirty talking and dominant teen-training. DriverXXX and Petite Ballerinas Fucked are two oddities that see rideshare drivers and leotard-clad dancers fucked for pleasure or payment. Nubiles Casting introduces new talents then screen-tests them in, like all Nubiles sites, awesome HD videos. Petite HD Porn brings a great mix of hardcore concepts and hookups starring limber teen and twenty-something babes to the network. The pinnacle of Nubiles’s achievement, however, is Nubiles.net, the longest running and largest of the sites with more than 5000 videos ranging from hardcore teenage couplings to the most delicate of masturbation scenes.

THE MATH:
At $14.98-a-month, the more-than-substantial Nubiles Porn network archive holds 8,637 individual scenes. While that might not seem like all that large an archive when held against mega-networks of 20,000-scenes-plus, the consistent high quality of Nubiles work, especially recently, makes it very worthwhile at approximately 0.17¢-a-scene. On a per-site basis, each of Nubiles’s nine weighs in at approximately $1.66-a-month. At that rate, you’d really have to have a profound distaste for the fresh-faced, physically exceptional, sexually adventurous women of Nubiles Porn and the exclusive, original websites on which they’re featured to skip this one by.

Nubiles Porn review

Beating on a Budget with JAV HD

JAV HD

Japanese pornography can at times seem like both the greatest audio-visual endeavor of all time and the most obnoxious prick tease on the planet. And for that there’s really only one reason: censorship. Notorious for covering genitals, penetrated or otherwise, with pixel clouds that block any serious observation, the Japanese porn industry has been aching for full release unencumbered by censorship, where it can proudly announce its kinks and quirks in eight-foot-high neon red letters. That releases comes in the form of JAV HD and its associated network sites. JAV HD is not only completely free of the censor’s meddling, it’s home to a massive collection of all kinds of J-porn, from business meetings turned blowjob competitions to straightforward housewife fucking, from bukkake blowbangs to oceanside orgies, and much of it is presented in 1080p and 720p High Definition videos. Best of all, there’s a discount going that’ll get you inside for a relative pittance: just $19.95-a-month.

THE MATH:
Home to 16 sites, itself included, the JAV HD network covers all kinds of J-porn and leaves it all uncensored. At $19.95-a-month for complete network access, that leaves each site costing around $1.24 per month. A grand total of 5571 scenes currently sit at JAV HD and await your attention. Consider each scene an individual purchase and you’re looking at one of the most affordable and enjoyable Japanese hardcore offerings around. At 0.358¢ each, you can gobble up as many gorgeous AV Idols as you like without worrying that you’re getting a shitty deal. Japanese porn tends to be expensive when offered without censorship, but thankfully not at the very affordable JAV HD Network.

JAV HD review

Beating on a Budget with Digital Playground

Digital Playground

Quality usually carries with it a premium price and the porn market is no different. Sure, you could jump at any baseline membership plan under ten bucks and hope for the best or you could hold out and save up some spare change to indulge in that A-list mainstream sexual bonanza you’ve been eyeing all along. This week, thanks to Mr. Pink’s Discount Porn Depot, you can weigh your options with the incredible, the acclaimed, the perennially colorful Digital Playground.

Digital Playground isn’t often discounted to this extent, making this an opportunity that shouldn’t be missed by anyone eager to see contract stars Aria Alexander and Eva Lovia join today’s newest A- and B-listers in extravagant hardcore that’s much closer to Ocean’s 11 than Sex, Lies, and Videotape, if you get my meaning. Digital Playground boasts a huge archive of high-budget porn that sees everything from Star Wars parodies to flight attendant fantasies to British barroom orgies and stars a cavalcade of stars from Dana DeArmond and Julia Ann to Anissa Kate and Alison Tyler.

Now offered at the monthly rate of $19.95, Digital Playground isn’t just large in size, hugely entertaining, and filled with awesomely hot pornstars, it’s also quite affordable.

THE MATH:
There’s a total of 516 DVDs held at Digital Playground HQ, and 187 “Series” scenes accompanying them to bring us to 3,533 scenes all up. Breaking that down to a per-scene rate, you’ll be paying little more than half-a-cent for each! Contract stars like Aria Alexander and Eva Lovia help make Digital Playground a premium porno destination: if you’re coming here for Aria, you’ll pay about 82¢ for each of her 24 scenes; Eva devotees, however, snag her 71 Digital Playground episodes, from Fleshlight tests and DP Star Auditions to her cop-fucking, pussy-eating, heart-breaking hardcore best, for a paltry 28¢ each.

Whoever the next girl to be given a Digital Playground contract may be, she’s not only in stellar company already but bound to be greeted by a wave of new fans taking advantage of this very worthwhile Digital Playground deal.

Digital Playground review