Beating on a Budget! w/ Hookup Hotshot

Hookup Hotshot

When is size not all that important? Well, never, really. And definitely not when it comes to porn sites that ask you to pay regular monthly access fees. In that instance, size is usually of the utmost importance, but not today. In this here Beating on a Budget! we’re looking at a site that, although small in size, has already made significant waves in an industry that claims to have seen it all. However, the site in question, the work of a director/performer calling himself Bryan Gozzling, a guy of whom most people would jump at the chance to shout “Hipster,” just happens to be more one of the most intense new takes on porn in recent years. I, Mr. Pink, present to you, dear reader and devotee of on-screen degeneracy, Hookup Hotshot.

Launching mid-2015, Hookup Hotshot quietly started turning heads the WWW over. Casting new girls on the cock, such girls as Sadie Pop, Jade Jantzen, Liza Rowe, and Aria Alexander in almost aggressive male-dominated hardcore sex scenes, Gozzling guarantees his guests turn in performances of a caliber they won’t produce for other sites. Initially recruiting his conquests through social media platforms and shown on-screen via animated text bubbles, Gozzling soon courts his hungry-cunted gal pal back to his place and proceeds to instruct her in the art of pleasing a deviant, utterly perverted man. Spitting in their faces and jamming his hands inside their various orifices before even exposing his dick, Gozzling proves an intense, commanding performer. His style won’t suit everyone – especially those heavily into “romance” or “couples” porn – but those eager to see today’s current crop of cock-riders in their messiest and most degenerate scenes yet cannot ignore Hookup Hotshot.

THE MATH:
As mentioned earlier, Hookup Hotshot isn’t exactly overflowing with material, not after less than a year online, but there is a deal in place that will whisk you inside for a riotous good time at an irresistibly affordable price. The regular monthly price of $29.99 has now been lowered to just $14.99 for a limited time, but that’s not the only deal going: $5 for 5 days’ access is a great way to sample Gozzling’s fare without major commitment, and if you sign up for tri-monthly billing your cost goes down to just $13.33-a-month. Sure, there might only be 42 scenes online but with porn’s hottest, most deviant newbies, 4K Ultra-HD videos, and a deal with Evil Angel that has him heading for the big time, Bryan Gozzling’s Hookup Hotshot is an undeniably good deal!

Beating on a Budget! w/ Blacked and Tushy

Blacked Tushy

The Thanksgiving holiday period can be a contentious one. Those eager to stimulate the US economy (read: buy shit) are thrown into a tizzy over Black Friday bargains while anti-corporate types hurl insults and ‘Feel the Bern!’ Historically-minded folks either commemorate the Pilgrims’ first harvest in the New World or rue the colonist eradication of Native American life, land, and culture. One thing we can all agree on, however, is that giving thanks to those who’ve supported you over the last year is a soul-nourishing act. Hell, even the deviant folks behind interracial porn emporium Blacked and all-anal adult wunderkind Tushy are giving thanks to their fans and followers, opening the porno version of Black Friday sales season with a two-for-one deal you won’t want to miss.

As you’ll no doubt discover in Mr. Pink’s fresh reviews of both Blacked and Tushy, each site is a treat for fans of interracial and anal sex, and for those with a keen eye for outstanding new porn talents. The sites are not, however, especially large. That makes this edition of Beating on a Budget a little different. The numbers might not point to a great deal, but at half-price, a two month jaunt inside this pair of freshmen HD porn sites should not be missed. Paying $29.95 for 60 days’ access to two of the fastest rising adult sites, each offering up exclusives in their niche with a roster of impeccable talents like Riley Reid, Anissa Kate, Carter Cruise, and James Deen

THE MATH:
Blacked holds 91 scenes and adds another every five days. At $14.97-per-month ($29.95 for 60 days), each scene currently online comes to about 16¢ a piece. Not as astounding a deal as some we’ve featured in the past, but again – DAT QUALITY!

Tushy is even smaller, updating weekly and only holding 32 scenes at present. Also available for $14.97-per-month (in a 60 day package), Tushy’s scenes cost roughly 47¢ each. Considering pay-per-view rates charges by most mainstream porn providers, that’s a very fine deal indeed. And again – OMG! SO VISUALLY STIMULATING!!

Clearly anyone with an inclination towards either interracial or anal porn of the highest quality technically, artistically, and erotically should make haste towards the sign-up pages of Blacked and Tushy, where you can now ring in the Black Friday deals with a killer porn package of your very own. And remember, at half-price, you could always indulge in Tushy’s anal adventures and Black’s racially harmonious banging both, scoring 60 days access to two incredible sites at half-price and ensuring your holidays are draining in the best possible way.

Beating on a Budget! with Stiffia

stiffia

The porn world today seems largely focused on repackaging content for new audiences, new formats, and new viewing platforms. From 4K video up-conversions to Roku channels and networks loaded with blended licensed content to virtual reality, Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response, and cannabis-themed comedy porn, porn today is all about breaking down barriers. The Euro-based network Stiffia has a similar M.O. and has, for over a year now, pulled the world’s best porn from all manner of source studios to compile one impressive motherfucker of a network. Last Mr. Pink’s reviewed Stiffia, the network was heavily loaded with content from 23 websites. Not content with such an excellent effort, the Stiffia crew set about negotiating some new licensing deals that’d further fill their members’ plates with an even broader, bolder, and far reaching collection of porn.

Now offering two membership tiers, Free and Platinum, Stiffia has smartly turned itself into something of a legal tube site, a haven for extended trailers and previews that give you indirect access to stellar porn from studios worldwide. Free members can roam Stiffia as they wish, checking out ten-minute clips of highly-rated Brazzers, Bang Bros, Sweetheart Video, Puba, Party Hardcore, Public Invasion, Backroom Casting Couch, Girls Do Porn, Pure Mature, Fake Taxi, West Coast Productions, and Fuck N’ Drive scenes. Offered in HD resolutions of 720p and 1080p (depending on the source), these previews provide ample beating opportunities and should definitely not be disregarded as advertising material. Premium Stiffia membership includes access to everything already mentioned, everything Free members can access, just in full. Selected full-length episodes can be seen at Stiffia unedited and looking as good as they do at their original home, only for those paying Platinum members who also have access a personalized update feed, men’s mag-style articles, and the ability to “Follow” models and keep tabs on their work.

THE MATH:
So, let’s say you grab a Free Stiffia membership and start checking out the wares. You’ll no doubt be impressed and aroused and want to upgrade to a Platinum membership, a purchase that normally costs $29.95 monthly but can now be had for only $14.95-per-month. And, with 92 Stiffia Channels available (over 20 of them offering full movies), the discounted membership cost brings each Channel to an price of just over 16¢ a-piece. The large Stiffia video archive now indexes an amazing 12,246 scenes, bringing each one, whether a ten-minute preview or a thirty-minute narrative film, to a per-item cost of just 8¢. This brand new version of Stiffia may not have yet ironed out every single kink, but there’s an absolute avalanche of incredible smut now sitting here and vying for your attention.

Stiffia… What a pity there’s only 24 hours in a day.