Slutty Lil’ Pets Honor Vets

Every year Memorial Day weekend arrives and fills many Americans with relief, others with regret and loss, and others still with roaring erections brought on by the well-timed holiday releases of Passion HD and Tiny4K, two sites that place foxy young lasses in their HD crosshairs, gussies them up in red, white, and blue, and aims to celebrate all the accomplishments our nation has achieved and every sacrifice that helped bring us to where we are now. Sure, it might seem off to remember our lost brethren by watching porno, but if you’ve ever heard stories from the trenches, you know just how often pussy would be on a soldier’s mind. And with Piper Perri and Jessa Rhodes delivering this year’s Memorial Day messages, you shouldn’t have anything to complain about this weekend.

Piper Perri

Memorable Memorial Massage sees Jessa Rhodes land on Passion HD’s homepage and submit to Danny Mountain’s tender touch. Laying out on a table surrounded by US flag motifs, Jessa allows presents her incredible figure and receives the perfect long weekend rubdown before taking things to the next level by offering Danny direct access to her clit.

Patriotic Pounding pushes things into even steamier, raunchier territory, pairing the teeny-tiny Piper Perri with the deeply penetrating Chris Strokes. Piper’s admittedly almost-non-existent outfit doesn’t last long, peeled away from her erogenous zones and reveal the perfect carnal tribute to our fallen military men.

Passion HD and Tiny4K’s 2017 Memorial Day efforts aren’t its first dalliance with this particular holiday. Last year also saw the marvelous Lucy Doll and Dillion Harper don their most patriotic swimsuits and embark on celebratory sexual adventures for love of god and country. Sticking with the current offerings or dipping back into last year’s efforts will, as is usually the case with the extended Passion HD family, yield highly enjoyable and proudly patriotic results.

Hey, Hey! It’s Valentine’s Day!

Jada StevensValentine’s Day, the annual celebration of all things amorous and affectionate, rolls around every February and reminds us that, even with a long-term lady-friend by our sides, we could always become better, more attentive, more inspiring lovers, companions, and partners. If you were to glance at the V-Day-focused porno hitting the WWW this week, however, you might find yourself faced with some “alternative facts” about human sexual relationships today.
Reality Kings site Pure 18 has been revived after a three-year nap to bring viewers the incredible strawberry-blonde Raylin Ann and her erection-inspiring charms. Lounging at home, listening to music, barely dressed, Raylin is surprised by a visitor to her bedroom window. Brick Danger may have stopped by to ask his crush for a V-Day date but instead the two horny youngsters end up fucking in front of a full-length mirror… right when Raylin’s dad arrives home!

Smoking hot Latina newcomer Demi Lopez works her magic at DarkX, greeting her old neighborhood friend Jax Slayher by reclining on a sofa in lacy red lingerie surrounded by heart-adorned balloons, chocolates, and plenty of pent-up sexual tension. Also offering some unexpected thrills this V-Day is Carmen Caliente, who returns from hiatus to loll around under falling rose petals before throwing herself at her lover ass-first at Team Skeet’s Teen Curves. 2 Chicks Same Time, Naughty America’s resident FFM trio offering, amps up the fantasy this Valentine’s Day by bringing members a scene they won’t soon forget: Johnny Castle comes home the evening of the 14th to find his girlfriend Violet Starr offering to share him with her friend (and sapphic crush) Ashley Adams. The results, needless to say, are fiery, vocal, and quite sweaty.

The Porn Pros and Passion HD network always delivers a holiday treat or two to its devoted viewers and this year we find ultra-foxy newcomer (and former Reddit exhibitionist) Samantha Parker and seasoned super-enthusiastic MILF Alana Cruise at Passion HD and Pure Mature respectively. My Asian Valentine sees Ms. Parker slide up against Johnny Castle for a rose petal shower and deeply intimate POV-heavy hardcore encounter. Ms. Cruise stops by the company’s resident MILF-emporium to receive a hands-on massage from Brick Danger, whose palms and fingers soon slip between his partner’s thighs as he slowly, sensually prepares her for a deep fucking and a throbbing creampie finish.

When it comes to themed holiday porn, there’s really only one company consistently blowing away most others and that company is Brazzers. This year, the notorious ZZ has created a trio of tantalizing fantasy scenarios filled with raunchy, risqué hardcore sex. Landing first on Feb. 13th, Desperate for V-Day Dick sees uber-MILF and lonely schoolteacher Brandi Love left to her own devices during a quiet paper-grading session. When stiff-docked student Lucas Frost unexpectedly enters, however, her V-Day takes a turn for the better. Playing a different game over at Real Wife Stories, Alektra Blue intentionally irritates and angers her husband, Keiran Lee, in order to coax him into Beast Mode for some serious rough ass-fucking. Also celebrating Valentine’s Day with some anal sex, Jada Stevens is today at Big Wet Butts all dolled up as a red-lingerie-clad cupid doused with oil and pounded balls-deep by Markus Dupree in Lubed Up Cupid.

Has Brazzers once again beaten all other carnal V-Day entertainments from major porno studios? This year it’s a little bit closer thanks to the great turn-out of more romantic, more impassioned scenes and performances. Sure, rose petals still rain from the rafters a la American Beauty but this time around there’s a bit more feeling behind the romps, and that should make all our Valentine’s Days, whether spent alone or in your lover’s arms (and thighs), a little sweeter this year.

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AVN’s 2017 Hall of Females

The swingingest dicks in porn are being celebrated for their many-year contributions to adult entertainment at the forthcoming AVN Awards and our last blog looked at Steve Holmes, Mick Blue, and Christian XXX on the eve of their induction into the AVN Hall of Fame. This time around, we’re looking at the accomplished and acclaimed ladies to enter the annals of adult video history. Watch out, though, ’cause the AVN Hall of Fame class of 2017 is, dear reader, a wild one.

AVN Awards

Last time Tory Lane was in the news, she had gone a little haywire on an airplane and gotten herself arrested upon landing at LAX. AVN doesn’t cater to gossip hounds (well, not that much) and has cemented Ms. Lane as a pornstar for the ages, inviting the two-time AVN winner into the Hall of Fame this year. Shooting two typically intense scenes for Brazzers this year, Lane isn’t letting a little legal brouhaha slow down her rampant sluttiness – thank fuck! Also regarded as one of porn’s wild women, Sara Jay joins Lane in the Hall of Fame this year, presumably invited to join due to her impressive straddling of the MILF, BBW, fetish, hardcore, webcam, and stunt-porn worlds and recent success with her Wyde Syde video imprint, which has already brought the best of Jay’s illustrious career and her newest erotic accomplishments to home video and the digital world.

Charmane Star hasn’t shot a hardcore scene since, well, I don’t know when, having stated on Instagram that she only takes mainstream, non-porn roles these days, but that hasn’t stopped the powers that be at AVN from including the fiery Filipino in this year’s Hall of Fame induction group. No more hardcore from Charmane is a shame, but her Open Life site celebrates her past successes in very fine (HD) form. Also retired from active shooting – and now with a small family to support – Aurora Snow has taken to her keyboard and now pens articles for such publications as the Daily Beast, bringing a much-needed pro-porn perspective to the public mainstream discussion. Focused on the social, political, and human environmental impact of adult entertainment, Snow could very well follow in the footsteps of now indispensable sex educators as Nina Hartley and Annie Sprinkle.

Having retired in 2014 from adult films, Daisy Marie is something of an unexpected entrant into the AVN Hall of Fame this year. Still posing for her fans and followers on Instagram and performing the occasional online webcam show at CamSoda, the plump-lipped Latina still aims to capture the attention and libidinous imagination of fans worldwide. Not even close to retiring, on the other hand, is Monique Alexander, whom the AVN crew also induct this year. Releasing through Brazzers an amazing 27 scenes during 2016, the seasoned sleeve-tatted proto-MILF from Vallejo isn’t slowing down after more than fifteen years fucking before the camera. After being a Vivid contract girl, taking home four AVN Awards, and stepping onto the AVN stage as ‘Trophy Girl’ in 2002, the Hall of Fame is about the last AVN accolade Alexander could want. Well, except that elusive Female Performer of the Year statue, that is…

The 2017 AVN Awards takes place in Las Vegas, January 21 and Hall of Famers will be inducted a few days earlier at an industry soiree at Hard Rock Hotel & Casino. For a full list of AVN nominees and Hall of Fame inductees, check out the official AVN list.