July’s Looking Big & Beautiful

Arbitrary societal standards and the mainstream media may have had us all convinced for decades that skinny women were where it’s at (as long as they’re somewhat curvy) but the recent rise in popularity of BBW (Big Beautiful Woman) porn has seen women formerly labelled “fatties” and “whales” pulled into the spotlight and celebrated for the strength and honesty of their bodies and beauty. Actually, larger women are so ‘in’ right now that the month of July is basically set to be a BBW-worship-a-thon in the spiritual home of American sin, Las Vegas, Nevada. The reason? BBWcon, the first plus-sized adult entertainment convention.

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Along with The Biggie Awards, a yearly tribute to the hottest and hardest working people in BBW porn, BBWcon aims to keep the BBW porn industry at a red-hot temperature, offering seminars, exhibitions, and social events all geared towards rewarding those working in BBW porn and their loyal fans. Featured guests are set to include Lexi Luxxxe, Sashaa Juggs, Cotton Candi, Erika Xstacy, and Eliza Allure and you might even hear them discuss face-sitting, career trajectories, piracy, and exploring sexuality in all its forms.

The concurrent Biggie Awards will also be placing crowns on the heads of the year’s best Ethnic Performer, Cam Girl, Fetish Performer, Male Performer, Newcomer, XXX and BBW Performers, as well as granting awards for Best Belly, Best Boobs, and Best Butt, along with dozens of other awards. Fan nominations have closed, but you can still vote for your favorite BBW (and related) performers and off-camera professionals at the Biggie Awards website.

Those more into the partying than the professional accolades could do a hell of a lot worse than BBWcon, too. Kimmie Kaboom, for one, is already excited and practicing hard to compete in Desiree Devine’s Boobie Bounce Offathon, and there’s further games and activities lined up for the weekend that’ll surely have you rubbing thighs and bulging waistlines with pornstar, fellow fan, and homegrown BBWs in equal measure.

BBWcon takes place at the Westgate Las Vegas Resort & Casino July 10th-12th with the Biggie Awards taking place on Saturday the 11th. Attendance packages start at $169 and include all kinds of tantalizing treats for BBWs and their admirers alike.

Great Moments in Amateur Sex Toy Design

The launch of the 2015 installment of Lovehoney’s Design a Sex Toy Contest isn’t only cause for celebration if you’re a wannabe product designer with an erotically inclined mind, it’s also worth investigating if you’re a fan of the myriad absurd and ridiculous concoctions people dream up to help them and their fellow humans with alleviating sexual frustration. BuzzFeed knows this all too well, having collected an array of the weirdest and most curious submissions from years gone by. Here, we examine a few of the standout submissions that, creative or not, have such limited potential it’s a wonder they got as far as a concept drawing.

The Biter, a triple threat providing a penile sheath for male masturbation, a vibrating phallus for female masturbation, and a pair of chomping teeth (to simulate biting, duh) to put the fear of good dentistry into every male user and confuse the fuck out of females.

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Ever wanted to prove your anal agility at a very liberal party by plugging your ass and opening everyone’s beers for them? If only this ingenious device had made it to production, you could!

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The Camel seems intent on giving women an enjoyably bumpy ride thanks to its (apparent) G-spot stimulating head, clit-attending hump, and beaded ass-filling tail. If only its creator was truly inspired, the Camel could’ve been a spitting llama – everyone’d buy that!

the camel

This one’s a pussycat. I don’t know what it does. Meow sexily at you? Is that what the lower compartment is for, the meowing mechanism?

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Think you can do better than these crafty little sex toy designs? Lovehoney wants to know about it. Submit your creations to the 2015 Design a Sex Toy Contest and you could win up to £150,000 in prizes and royalties!

Pornstars Tackle Irish Dancing

A semi-regular feature here at Mr. Pink’s blog is our well-timed noting of holiday-themed porn scenes popping up when many of us are home from work and very nearly climbing the walls out of boredom. Along with limited membership discounts offered by your favorite sites, these Thanksgiving, Christmas, Hanukkah, Easter, Fourth of July, and, most recently, St. Patrick’s Day scenes can make any holiday more interesting than your average family get-together. This year, however, something SFW trickled out of the porn world and passed many porn fans by as they headed to Naughty America for Rachel Roxxx’s Irish-tinged romp with Johnny Castle, and it involved Irish dancing.

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RatedXLife posted to its YouTube page the day prior to the annual celebration of all things green and Irish (and drunkenly abusive) a video showing the best Irish dancing efforts from a number of up-and-coming pornstars and established supersluts. Although non-nude and basically SFW, the video is still well worth watching. Where else will you see Jodi Taylor giggling and pogoing in flip-flops, Zoey Monroe showing military-style commitment, and Ana Foxxx’s surprisingly smooth and fluid effort, as well as twirling, bouncing turns from Serena Blair, Kenna James, and Ivy Sherwood, whose bobbing breasts get quite a few close-ups.

Screw the shamrocks and the pints of green beer and tell “Saint Paddy” to buy his own damn drinks. If anything, ‘Porn Stars Try to River Dance for St. Patrick’s Day’ has taught us that you don’t need green food coloring, drunken hooliganism, or public urination to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day, just some fun-lovin’ folks unafraid to try shakin’ their asses in an unfamiliar way.