Porn Stars | Mr. Pink's Blog - Part 106

Jessica Drake Sucks (in the best way possible)

Following in the footsteps of other adult instructional video releases like Penny Flame’s Expert Guide to Rough Sex and Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Advanced Anal Sex, Wicked Pictures contract star and noted sex educator, Jessica Drake will soon unleash a guide to giving head. The first in a three-part line of instructional DVDs entitled Jessica Drake’s Guide To Wicked Sex, Fellatio features noted cocksuckers Bobbi Starr, Jordan Kingsley and Allie Haze dropping to their knees in front of Danny Mountain, Eric Masterson, and Chris Johnson while Ms. Drake – or should that be Dr. Drake? – imparts the wisdom years of licking glans, stroking balls, and swallowing cum has given her.

Bobbi Starr, known for her intense deep throating abilities tells Drake and the female viewers at which this release is targeted that eating an orange before going downtown aids deep tonsil tickling penetration by increasing saliva production while relative newbie Allie Haze sucks off Mr. Masterson while partially immersed in a bubble bath. Unfortunately, Drake, an expert cocksucker, only appears in an instructional role, leaving fans to seek out some of her award-winning blowjobs on their own.

While I’m sure Jessica and her pole-smoking team of porno superstars will do a great job licking, slurping, sucking, and gagging, hasn’t this been seen quite a few times before? Really, if there needs to be another instructional fellatio DVD, shouldn’t it be presented by the one woman for whom blowjobs appear to be her very raison d’être, the incomparable Charley Chase?

Power Bosom

This edition of Mr. Pink’s Wacky, Strange, Bizarre, Curious, and often Downright Funny Porn Star name of the week brings you Power Bosom!

Power Bosom??? What, was Bionic Boobs already taken?

This ultra thick and super stacked mama was spotted while browsing XL Girls for some crazy porn star names and ogling a few BBW babes at the same time. XL Girls definitely had a few hilarious porn star names which we will talk about in future blog posts.

Mr. Pink’s salutes you Power Bosom and your wacky porn star name! Keep rockin’ that super stacked rack!

Speaking of XL Girls, isn’t Mandy Pearl one of the most stunning BBW models you have ever seen?

Pink Pussy

You know what time it is? Mr. Pink’s Wacky, Strange, Bizarre, Curious, and often Downright Funny Porn Star name of the week.

This weeks featured star is a 23 year-old Hungarian hottie that is featured in over 20 hardcore scenes on the DDF Prod Network. Let me introduce you to Pink Pussy.

Pink Pussy combines two of my favorite things, the color pink and pussy. And while our favorite outer-space jizz-box jockey Captain James T. Kirk may have had an intergalactic hard-on for Green Pussy, most earthbound men still prefer Pink Pussy over Space Pussy.

Simply stated, nothing beats Pink Pussy!

Asa Akira’s Analsex August

Everyone’s favorite Asian-American multi-AVN winner, Asa Akira, posted on her Twitter page at the beginning of the month that simply said “It’s here! It’s here! Analsex August. Day one.” With her recent progression into extremely hardcore assfucking scenes and double-penetrations, one has to wonder just where this particular human fucking machine can go next.

Subsequent tweets from Asa spoke of “Analsex on Saturdays”, “Humancentipeding”, being “open for business”, and declared that “double anal is the new anal!” Geez, talk about throwing yourself into your work! Those still left wondering whether Asa’s marking a new, far more hardcore chapter in her career or just enjoying her last few bouts of pre-marital sex with her new fiancee, Rocco Reed, need only to turn to this preview of Elegant Angel’s Superstar September, which proudly boasts headline titles from Asa and her fellow pro-fuckers Gracie Glam, Kagney Linn Karter, and Kelly Divine, with every one of these incredible performers breaking new ground. None, of course, go as far as Asa. Her “Analsex August” simply must be a month-long shoot for EA and we can expect to see her pop both her double-vaginal and double-anal cherries in the highly anticipated Asa Akira is Insatiable 2.