Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – September 24th, 2015

mrpinksVariety sometimes does prove to be the spice of life. Other occasions, though, show consistency and reliability as the most important attributes one can have. What happens when both are in play? You get Team Skeet, dude! This week at Mr. Pink’s it was an all-Skeet week with four brand new porn reviews of Team Skeet sites both fresh off the assembly line and very well established. Teens Do Porn showcases professional hardcore debuts, Exxxtra Small is home to porn’s tiniest teen hussies eager to take (or try) big dick, Step Siblings serves up lesbian sex more risqué than most, and Teens Love Anal aims to prove that, yes, they really, really do. Some of these Team Skeet sites proved a little understocked but with network access at your disposal, no Team Skeet member should ever find himself lacking in beat-off material. Until next week, keep it filthy, friends!

Beating on a Budget! with Team Skeet

Team Skeet

Team Skeet may sound like a loosely organized community sports team that dons ski-masks to roam around anonymously ejaculating on unsuspecting women. It’s not, of course, but it does throw its seed around like it’s going out of style. The Team Skeet network is home to 27 exclusive hardcore sites dealing largely with teenage whores and their newly discovered fondness for adventurous sex. From your more basic Team Skeet endeavors (Teen Curves, Teens Do Porn, Teens Love Anal) to more outrageous efforts (Step Siblings, Teens Love Money, Innocent High), this network has courted controversy by casting teen and young adult performers eager to play the part of the not-quite-virginal woman looking for further experience with men, women…. anyone, really. Most sites are still updating on a consistent schedule and Team Skeet’s videos have never looked better than they do now, rendered cleanly and clearly in 1080p frames. Recent additions to the Team Skeet roster also prove exciting with anal adventuress Nicki Huntsman, brand-new redhead Kimberly Brix, bubbly blonde Cali Hayes, and tattooed cutie Vera Drake all stopping by for a rather physically-demanding visit. Usually charging $28.97 for a single month visit, Team Skeet’s current promotion offers one month inside the network for just $14.95 and you, you’d be mad for ignoring this dynamic and very colorful network.

THE MATH:
At that incredible price, this already great network suddenly seems to damn good to ignore any longer. If you assume you’ll only spend one month at Team Skeet – at least until you return to take advantage of a multi-month membership discount and be reacquainted with your favorite Skeet gals – the large exclusive archive can be boiled down to the following facts and figures: Teem Skeet’s 27 sites could be construed as costing a mere 55¢ each OR you could count the 2014 original hardcore scenes hosted here priced at 0.74¢ each. Either way, you’re looking at a very affordable way to gift yourself something special, something that’s only improving, and something that, if it were in the same room as you (and had a mouth) would probably blow you itself if it could!

Team Skeet review

Beatin’ on a Budget! with Team Skeet

In the days leading up to the Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa season, saving money is on everyone’s mind. Whether lining up for early morning Black Friday retail chaos or scouring the Internet for the best online bargains, there’s many, many ways to shop well and save a decent chunk of change, perhaps to spend on yourself. So, what Christmas present will you be buying yourself this year? One filled with nubile sluts, drooling deep-throaters, exotic black and Latina babes, and the newest inductees into porn’s ranks of 2014 rookies? Oh good, I see you’re familiar with Team Skeet then!

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Skeeters (as I like to call ’em) are folks devoted to 19-site porn network Team Skeet, folks who usually pay $28.97-a-month for access to this teen-heavy sexual playground. And now, just in time for the holidays (when you’ll no doubt jump ship from family room to den/garage/car for a little sanity), Team Skeet is inviting anyone who’s never indulged to do so for a pretty paltry price: $9.87-a-month!

“Hey, Pink? What would I get get if I was one of these ‘Skeeters’ you speak of?” Well, buddy, Team Skeet is home to 19 websites – Exxxtra Small, Innocent High, Teen Pies, Teen Curves, She’s New, Teens Do Porn, Lust HD, Step Siblings, POV Life, Rub-a-Teen, The Real Workout, This Girl Sucks, Teens Love Money, Oye Loca, Teeny Black, Titty Attack, Her Freshman Year, Self Desire, and Solo Interviews – and they serve up all kinds of powerfully explicit sex acts in dazzling High Definition videos, many updating weekly. Sure, some of the sites are no longer updating at all, but this is network porn we’re talking about – that’s always the case! The Team Skeet model roster is as impressive as the network is large – 1,765 scenes at writing and five-to-seven new ones arriving weekly – and features such dazzling dick-wranglers as American cuties Riley Reid and Ali Rae, Chinese Alina Li, African-American babes Ashton Devine and Chanel Heart, and promising newcomers Ava Taylor, Halle Von, and Dakota James. With ladies like these working their magic on the Team Skeet small screen, the origins of this network’s name are no mystery, that’s for sure.

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The Math:
At the introductory price of only $9.87-a-month, Team Skeet has never been more affordable or irresistible. The 19 Team Skeet sites work out to individually cost less than 52¢, an amazing price even for the oddly included European sites Lust HD and Rub-a-Teen. With 1,765 scenes online, it’s clear Skeeters have plenty to ogle, admire, and enjoy here and at a great price, too: individual scenes cost an astonishing .005¢ each! Truly Team Skeet has gone bonkers for bargains this holiday period, either that or they’re all skeeted out and simply acting irrationally. Hey, all the better for us, right?

One tip before you rush off and get yourself into some skeetastic trouble, though: under this promotion Team Skeet memberships automatically rebills at close to full price ($24.87). You’re getting one month of Team Skeet’s treasures for less than ten bucks, but keep an eye on your end-date if you don’t wanna get hit with a twenty-five-dollar charge… although, even at that price, Team Skeet’s well worth it.

Mr. Pink’s Team skeet review