A Naughty America Christmas Pt. 2

Naughty America XXX-MasLast week we brought to your attention the Christmas celebration planned by those saviors of suburban sexual malaise, Naughty America, a celebration starring four of porn’s most desirable women, Lexi Belle, Madison Ivy, Veronica Avluv, and Brandi Love entitled The More the Merrier. Well the individual chapters of this holiday sextravaganza are now online and lead into the December 25th launch of a scene that’s guaranteed to stuff your stocking this holiday season.

Veronica Avluv came first and landed on Naughty Office December 19th. Veronica’s boss, Bill Bailey, has hired a clearly incompetent young woman as his new secretary and the MILFy brunette is seriously pissed. Mr. Bailey, though, ever the consummate professional, manages to soothe his senior employees distress the only way he knows how: giving her the ride of her professional life right there on the desk!

For a girl just hired into a new position, Lexi Belle doesn’t seem to be exhibiting the proper professional conduct: she’s watching porn on the job. Bailey senses an opportunity – proof he’s a cunning deal-maker! – and invites Lexi to the office Christmas party, where the only present he intends to unwrap is her.

Ever the accomplished professional, saleswoman Madison Ivy impresses boss Bailey by making a big-time sale. Giving her a bonus – a real bonus, too, in an envelope and everything! – Bill is surprised to find his attempt to plant a wet one on the married Madison is reciprocated with a sudden unveiling of her spectacular rack. Consider it a professional perk!

The last to present herself to boss Bailey is Brandi Love and she’s all flustered and frantic because of pressure from corporate, who’s pushing this office manager to meet impossible deadlines. Even when there’s nobody else around but her immediate superior, Ms. Love finds a way to relax and gather herself and her focus. Luckily for Bill, he gets to be her deep tissue shiatsu massage… only harder, faster, and with the illicit aura that makes office sex an unfathomably arousing fantasy, or in this case, reality.

So, once you’ve unwrapped your socks ‘n’ shorts ‘n’ circular saws, ditched the family for a post-turkey “nap” and logged onto Naughty America come Christmas day, be sure to catch up with Veronica, Lexi, Madison, and Brandi as they launch themselves, all four, on Bill Bailey, the luckiest working stiff in Naughty America. And be sure to check back here for the full wrap-up – if you can pull yourself out of the inevitable food coma, that is.

A Naughty America Christmas Pt.1

Naughty OfficeAfter a long afternoon spent shopping for gifts, braving the traffic both vehicular and pedestrian to find somewhere with Wii U’s or Monster High Dolls still in stock, you can now rest assured that Naughty America has you taken care of this holiday season.

Launching next week on Naughty Office, a Christmas-themed series or scenes is about to set your scrotal sleigh-balls and ting-ting-tingling as Brandi Love, Lexi Belle, Madison Ivy, and Veronica Avluv don Santa hats, strip down to nothing, and give you a Christmas present you’ll not soon forget. “The More, the Merrier” sees the four foxiest office workers in Naughty America takes turns blowing their boss, Bill Bailey, before gathering together to return his generosity with a scintillating Christmas bonus.

Check out the NSFW trailer at Naughty America’s blog now and stay tuned to Mr. Pink’s for more news on the individual episodes of what’s shaping up to be the brightest hope for holiday porn this season.

Lane Sisters Snag XBIZ Nomination

The Lane SistersCanadian sisters Roxy and Shana Lane received their first Mr. Pink’s review only a few weeks ago after launching their site only a few short months prior, but it looks like they’re already making an impact. XBIZ has just announced that the near-identical brunettes have garnered a nomination for said industry body’s awards in the category of Web Star of the Year.

Beating out more than 4,500 other pre-nominated adult performers, the Lane Sisters’ nomination pits them against online porn mainstays like Kelly Madison, Ariel Rebel, Jelena Jensen and Vicky Vette, which Roxy calls “scary but exciting. Without all the love and support from our fans, none of this would be possible.”

Tera Patrick, Roxy and Shana’s sometime guest star, is set to present the 2013 XBIZ Awards on January 11 in Century City, Los Angeles.

Less Hockey, More Nookie

Sex ToysWith a major dispute involving division of revenue, free-agency rights and salary arbitration (so, money) pitting team owners against the players’ association and closing down the 2013 NHL season, the Edmonton Oilers have been sidelined, leaving their fans twiddling their thumbs. Or, as Canadian adult retailers believe, diddling their ladies. Vinay Morker, owner of Hush Lingerie and More adult boutique in South Edmonton, told Edmonton Sun reporter Matt Dykstra that sales are up 15% because male fans are spending time usually devoted to hockey on the non-platonic women in their lives. “When Oilers fans, mostly guys, have to break their routine of seeing every game, they have more time.” Morker said. “And there’s nothing better than spending it with your spouse or girlfriend.”

So, ladies, it seems there’s a formula at play here that could improve your own sex lives. Instead of ignoring your fella when he harps on about linebackers and point guards and throwing the goalie, learn the terms, get an entry-level job at a sports management agency, work your way up to executive level, influence (or, hell, cause) a contract disputes and wait for your lapdog to come panting home to mama looking for a treat. If the aforementioned Canadian retailers are correct, he’ll come bearing gifts.