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Street Art Meets Porn with Mishka

Brooklyn-based streetwear company, Mishka, might have let 2012 slide by without capturing every month in one of its near-legendary calendars, but it’s not about to let 2013 suffer the same fate. With photography by Ellen Stagg, the 2013 Mishka Calendar wraps porn’s most sizzling ladies in dynamic cartoonish imagery from the likes of Shane Jessup, Joe King, Buff Monster, and Magomed Dovjenko. There’s also a monthly comic strip from the utterly twisted mind of Johnny Ryan. But you’re reading a porn blog. You likely don’t give a shit about anything Mishka-related unless it involves pert nipples and a shapely thigh. Good news, then, as Jelena Jensen, Justine Joli, Lily Labeau, and Melina Mason (among others) have lent their alliteration-heavy names and incomparably sexy physiques to Mishka’s 2013 calendar.

As these preview images show, the combination of the artists’ graffiti and animation inspired illustrations and the extremely potent and provocative visions of beauty they surround make a unique way to chronicle your No Fap November progress. I mean, where else would you see Stoya bursting through a black hole and escaping the tentacles of an alien octopus creature as an angry eyeball and a leather jacket-wearing, cutlass-wielding cyclops speed away in an interstellar hot rod? Where else can you find Lauren WK toting an uzi, dynamite, and hand grenades as a near-naked Red Riding Hood? (Aside from your pants-moistening fever dreams, of course.)

Think You’re Kinky Enough?

Those groundbreaking, genre-defying, taboo-busting perverts at Kink.com are at it again, and this time they’re letting you partake in the fun and games! Offering fans the chance to conjure up the most sordid scenario then see it come to life as a Kink production, the acclaimed San Francisco-based fetish company wants to know what their fans want to see featured on the site and are calling for script submissions, up to ten of which may be produced and made available for all to see on one of Kink’s numerous BDSM sites.

If you’re considering entering the content, which will see winners receive screen credit, website access, and in one winner’s case, a $2,000 cash prize, you’ll have to adhere to Kink’s strict guidelines and rules of conduct that ensure the safety, physical and psychological, of their performers, but unless you were thinking of some really sexually bizarre shit, you’ll be fine. Winners will be chosen by a panel of Kink directors, who’ll be looking for creativity and originality, as well as shooting viability, so get writing, you fiends!

And if you find yourself needing a little inspiration or a rundown of Kink’s operations, there’s no better place to find them than in our recent feature article that saw Mr. Pink’s romp through Kink’s headquarters at the San Francisco Armory.

No on B: the Teleplay!

With Americans preparing to go to the polls in just a few days, there’s plenty of discussion about who to vote for, who not to vote for, and whether or not presidential candidate Roseanne Barr is even on the ballot. Angelenos, however, will have to decide on one county measure that could see thousands out of work, hundreds of companies moving out of state, and the government having far too much control over, of all things, the adult entertainment industry.

Measure B is the controversial ordinance that would, in essence, make shooting porn without condoms and other protective devices illegal, and would see offenders fined and possibly jailed. Proponents of the measure cite allegedly rampant STD and HIV infection rates among adult performers and claim the ordinance is about protecting those having sex on camera. Opponents argue that Measure B is an infringement of their constitutional right to have sex however they see fit, on camera or off; that the adult industry is aggressively self-regulated and performers are much less likely to contract an STD than someone fucking in the general populace; that, if enacted, the ordinance would see the adult industry moving out of state, causing a huge increase in unemployment rates due to lack of work for those that work in off-screen positions throughout the industry; and, according to MarketWatch, it would cost LA county “in excess of $300,000” to start the program and $1.7 million or more per year to maintain, according to a report from Los Angeles Fire Department.

You, however, might not be in LA and might not see what all the fuss is about. How convenient then that James Deen and Jessica Drake, both staunch opponents of the measure, have, under Kimberly Kane’s direction, produced the following informational video, showing what porn could very well be like should Measure B pass.

No on Measure B

Halloween Round-Up, Pt. Two!

Brazzers already has some killer Halloween-themed porn online, but the legendarily nasty network isn’t stopping there! October 30th will see Bride of Frankendick available for viewing at Real Wife Stories. Starring Shay Sights in the titular role, Bride of Frankendick sees the warped Doctor of the title creating a piecemeal superslut to handle his impressive length and girth, only to find that she demands more dick than he alone can provide. Naturally, he calls in some buddies to gangbang his new creation!

October 31st, Halloween celebrations continue at Brazzers with Trick or Treat or Bukkake, a Big Tits in Uniform scene starring Alexis Ford and a trio of nut-busters, and tells of their cum-soaking shenanigans. Alexis plays a cop who’s called to check out a noise complaint at Michael Vegas’s house. Turns out Mike’s party was such a sausage-fest the boys decided to hire a hooker. One case of mistaken identity later, Alexis winds up drenched in a milky white treat she won’t soon forget.

Brett Rossi teams up with Natalia Starr for When Girls Play’s spooky treat, Halloween Makes Me Horny. The two blonde stunners are hiding out in a homemade bed-sheet tent, sharing their fears and phobias when, one thing leading to another, they start pulling off each other’s already scant clothing. That’s one way to calm the nerves, I ‘spose!

Classy eroticism meets Halloween horror at Sex Art, where you’ll find newcomer Aria Salazar crossing paths with William Corazon on the way to a costume party in the hills of Malibu.

POV blowjob-focused site Amateur Allure always celebrates the spookiest day of the year in style and 2012 is no exception. Watch gorgeous young Mika drop to all fours in her saucy kitty costume and pleasure AA’s Ray as a thank you for his killer decorations.

Man, it seems like this year is seeing an increase in Halloween hardcore content. Although my trembling knees and toothache will probably disagree with me, I really don’t want Halloween to end!