As Masturbation Month grinds and strokes itself to a self-satisfied halt and the month of June comes back for another round, Mr. Pink’s investigated a handful of adult sites and conducted brand new reviews of each in an effort to keep you, dear reader, well informed on the quality and worth of the porn you pay for. From the Stiffia network, we checked out the vintage alpine “Heidi porn” of Herzog Videos, Deepthroat’s archive of classic Golden Age pornography, and the 23-site Stiffia network itself. Controversial male performer Christian XXX’s latest endeavor, the tranny-fucking and fucked-by-tranny site Pure-TS, also went under review and proved as intriguing as its taboo-smashing creator. Stay tuned for more porn site reviews next week as we delve deeper into Stiffia and maybe check out a webcam site or two.
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Cleaning Up is Hard to Do
All guys have experienced that frantic search for a tissue, old sock, new sock, or fraying rag upon reaching the climax of a masturbatory jaunt. Not always fun, is it? You grab a communal tissue box – hey, nobody was home! – but get paranoid someone can feel the encrusted pre-cum adorning the cardboard side. Or you find the closest cloth object, wipe up, then realize you’ve probably stained your favorite vintage Heart concert shirt with a million-or-so little swimmers. What to do? What to do? Digital Playground, home of the DP contract stars and many incredible audio-visual masturbation aids, has the solution.
Dubbed the “DickBib” and riding the Internet-aided trend of “tributing” (ejaculating on) images of desirable women, Digital Playground has launched an IndieGoGo campaign to raise funds for its latest novelty, a clean-up cloth baring the visage of the studio’s current It Girl, Eva Lovia. Designed to hang below your junk “in anticipation of your spunk,” the DickBib is made from a “special polyester” that’s both reusable and washable, allegedly saving you copious funds otherwise spent on tissues and new socks. The DickBib wearer simply fastens above the penis and lets the lovely Ms. Lovia’s face dangle behind and below their balls in wait.
Is this product, which DP has for pre-sale for $20-a-pop with perks for larger contributions, the stupidest sexual aid to come along since the ScreamingO SnorkelO or a sensible and environmentally friendly way to clean up your spooge? More importantly though, what are you going to tell your visiting, doting mother when she finds the semen-encrusted face of a pornstar staring back at her from your month-old laundry basket and how do you address the “bib” portion of the name without feeling like you should be having baby food wiped from your chin by a babysitter?
Mr. Pink’s Week in Review – May 20th 2015
Masturbation Month continues here at Mr. Pink’s where, alongside a slab of brand new porn reviews, we’re sharing some choice tips and tidbits about the wonderful act of self-pleasure over on the blog. This week’s reviews might have you heading to the Stiffia network and relieving some tension of your own, too, as we investigated Harmony Vision, Lust Cinema, Japan HD, and Twink Boy Media in full, explicit detail. Which sites impressed and which failed the test? Why, that’d spoil the fun! Check out reviews of these sites and others and make sure to enjoy the waning days of the wonderful month of May the Mr. Pink-approved way: grab your own junk or someone else’s and masturbate your blues away!
Beating on a Budget! with Wicked Pictures
Wicked Pictures has, in the 22 years since it was founded by Steve Orenstein, risen from a brash young upstart to one of porn’s most consistently popular and adventurous hardcore studios. From recent hit titles like Axel Braun’s Barbarella parody, Massage School Dropouts, My Dad’s Hot Wife, My Secretary the Slut, and Jessica Drake’s award-winning ‘Guide to…’ instructional movies, most everything worth watching from Wicked has been collected at the company’s official Wicked Pictures website, where a new 1080p HD feature movie is added every week and photo galleries capture more sedate views of some of porn’s preeminent on-screen talent.
Home to the famous Wicked Girls (who, at various times, included Jenna Jameson, Chasey Lain, Asa Akira, and Jessica Drake) and with dozens upon dozens of industry awards and accolades on its ample mantel, Wicked is the stuff of pornographic legend. And, thanks to Mr. Pink’s devotion to discounts, it’s now more affordable than usual!
THE MATH:
Now available for only $17.95-a-month, Wicked Pictures and its immense archive are incredibly affordable. Each of the 729 DVDs currently available can be considered to cost only 2.5¢ each. And the 4107 scenes contained in these DVDs now cost a ridiculously low 0.43¢ each, proving that acclaimed, award-wining pornographic excellence doesn’t come much more affordable and unmissable than Wicked Pictures.