Porn | Mr. Pink's Blog - Part 176

Ron and Nina’s Twilight Romance

Ask any porn fan who the most acclaimed and respected living legends of the adult industry are, one of either sex, and you’ll no doubt have the names Nina Hartley and Ron Jeremy tossed your way. Now, after a combined 62 years of onscreen experience, these two legends have been paired together in a new feature from Hustler, entitled Nina Loves Ron.

A satire of modern dating rituals, Nina Loves Ron sees the two infamous pornstars, entrepreneurs, crossover icons, and free speech advocates reunite under the direction of Axel Braun. With all new scenes featuring, according to AVN, “the trials of online dating, the first tentative steps of budding love, and (of course) sex,” the DVD, available from July 31st, also packs in a handful of the two superstars’ most sizzling scenes, scenes co-starring such other porno legends as Tom Byron, Renee Morgan, and Crystal Wilder.

Although no doubt an irreverent look at romance in the digital age, Nina Loves Ron also promises to deliver the righteous fucking with a (dare I say) romantic touch; so much so that Hustler is touting it as “the Ultimate Romance movie.” At their respective ages of 59 and 53, Ron and Nina are some of the oldest performers still throwing their bodies before a camera and delivering memorable sex. The combination of these two middle-aged is sure to be a turn-off for those viewers who refuse to even bother with MILF porn, let alone hardcore scenes starring almost-sixty-year-olds, but those of us who are perfectly comfortable with people older than ourselves having and indeed needing an active, exciting sex life will no doubt be thrilled at this illustrious pairing.

While exact details of the release are still under wraps, this teaser image from Hustler’s Facebook page suggests the two hardcore legends have delivered fun, lively performances. Are there any other similarly aged performers still in the business, let alone cool and comfortable enough to poke fun not only at themselves, but at the industry that spawned their celebrity and the very idea of dating (and fucking) through one’s fifties and into one’s sixties? No, there isn’t, which is why Nina Hartley and Ron Jeremy are as close as pornstars come to being national treasures.

Fred Willard: Busted for Beat-Off

Remember when Paul “Pee-Wee Herman” Ruebens was busted for masturbating in a Florida porn theater back in 1991 and how it all but ruined his career for a good eight or nine years? Well, Fred Willard, star of TV’s Fernwood Tonight and Modern Family, and films like Anchorman and Best in Show, is facing the same crisis of celebrity after also being found beating-off in Hollywood Tiki Theater, a theater screening adult movies, by LAPD officers.

Willard was arrested on July 18 after an LAPD officer conducting a “walk-through” in the theater allegedly found the comedian engaging in a “lewd act”. While many news outlets have been reporting the act as masturbation, plain and simple, Willard offered his version of events on Twitter.

Wait til u hear my version; much more PG. & my review, lousy film, but theater would make a terrific racquetball court. Full story 2 follow.

— Fred Willard (@Fred_Willard) July 23, 2012

The film in question? Well, at the time of his arrest Willard would’ve been watching one of three movies playing on a rotating schedule: Follow Me 2 (Evil Angel), Official The Client List Parody (Zero Tolerance), or Relax He’s My Stepdad 2 (Combat Zone). Instead of venturing out into (relative) public world to, uh, enjoy himself with a porn movie, perhaps Willard should’ve stayed home. That’s the sentiment behind an offer from Gamelink, an adult video-on-demand service; an offer of a lifetime supply of V.O.D. minutes and a free masturbator sex toy of his choice.

Man, maybe I should start beating off in theaters, too!

Charley’s Amazing Anal Debut

When we shared the news of Charley Chase’s impending anal debut back almost a month ago to the day, all of us here at Mr. Pink’s knew the scene in question would be quality. After all, there are few pornstars as obviously in love with their work as Charley Chase. Watching her slide a ten-inch dick down her throat and manage a smile as she drools all over her own tits has been a marvel. Seeing her ride a parade of guys with more energy, consistency, and pure sexual power than any of her contemporaries (save perhaps for Asa Akira), has been a genuine treat in an industry so often regarded as humiliating, debasing, and misogynist. Charley Chase clearly loves her work, but the long lead up to her anal debut and the numerous setbacks she spoke of on her blog started to give us all reasons to think it’d never happen. Then the announcement came from Elegant Angel that Charley would not only open her previously unplundered rear passage in Big Wet Asses #21, she’d also grace the cover. Anticipation, dear reader, hit feverish new heights.

It would clearly be best for all concerned if you hustled over to Elegant Angel and caught a glimpse of Charley’s asshole in action, but let me tell you right now that it was absolutely worth the wait. Paired with Manuel Ferrara, who can only be called a master of anal inductions, Charley set the pace by leaping on top of the Frenchman, butt plug already firmly in place, and making out like a nympho in heat. Ferrara starts slapping her ass before Charley pulls back and lays one of her signature deepthroats on him. She looks up and establishes the magnificent eye contact the two maintain throughout the scene then tells Ferrara, “Your cock is mine. For whatever I want, wherever I want.” I won’t blame you if you don’t make it past this point, but what follows is not just one of the hottest and most authentic sex scenes of the year thus far, anal or otherwise, but easily Charley’s most voraciously carnal scene and quite possibly one of the greatest butt-fuck extravaganzas since the advent of Internet porn. Hyperbole, be damned!

Still need convincing? Any scene that sees Charley Chase go from the glamorous model with bedroom eyes to the quivering, sweating, panting pile of spent sexual energy you see below is more than a worthwhile viewing, it’s downright essential.

Now, Charley just has to fulfill her promise to bring plenty more anal to her official website, where I’m sure fans are already salivating in anticipation. Hell, Charley probably is, too!

PMarizzle No Anal! Fo’ Shizzle?

Word over at Bang Bros is that Phoenix Marie has just seen her very last anal scene hit the WiFi waves, putting an end to a career that has brought boners and smiles to thousands upon thousands of guys, and placed Ms. Marie herself among the ranks of porn’s most astounding performers. So, is she really giving up her gaping anus in favor of vag-only sex, or is that the end of Phoenix Marie as we know it?

Thankfully, it isn’t the latter; Marie isn’t giving up porn for good, just adjusting her career to suit the demands of her lifestyle. Being plugged in the butt by some of the biggest dicks in porn certainly has its drawbacks (or so I’d imagine) and Marie surely doesn’t want to run the risk of a permanently prolapsed rectum or repeated anal tearing, which is completely understandable and could be one of the reasons behind the artificially buxom Arizonan’s decision to focus not on gapes, ATMs, and DPs but on directing, where she hopes to bring all her “sick and twisted pleasures” to the screen.

Considering Marie once told Luke Ford that her biggest fantasy was “With four guys that want to hurt me in a good way, having them shove and do DP. That would be fun,” it’s unlikely she’s hanging up her anal speculum for good, which is good news for us all.