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Missy Pink’s Sex Advice – Befriended in the Bedroom

Dear Missy Pink, my wife and I are in constant argument because my best friend is a female, she says a man and woman can’t be JUST friends, what do you say?

Dear Befriended;

First of all, let me say this; jealousy only lives when it’s been invited. Maybe not by you, but somewhere along the line, the Mrs. has felt the pain of infidelity, and now she’s typecasting all women as being home-wreckers and men as jerks. She can’t be blamed, but it can be corrected.

The best thing you can do is not to hide anything, invite your friend to the house, let your wife watch the interaction, have her bring dates or her spouse, so the Mrs. doesn’t feel threatened. If you get into arguments about this, don’t let them follow you to the bedroom. The last thing you want while performing oral sex is to try to talk with your mouth full in defense of yourself. Even if your fantasy may be that of being a swinger, keep it to yourself, that’s fuel to the fornicating fire. If you lust after the secretary at work with the large breasts and tight ass, the one that gives some upskirt shots as she files away folders, keep your erection intact and leave them as a fantasy in your own mind. Make your wife feel special, but don’t go overboard, we see that as guilt. Help her with dinner and maybe playfully touch her breasts now and then, or a seductive kiss while stirring the chicken noodle soup may lead to some hardcore action later. Let her know the things you share with your best friend with the bosom, are purely softcore interactions of merely friendship, you save the dance of the mattress mambo with the one you exchanged vows with.

– Missy Pink

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Missy Pink’s Sex Advice

Fire up the marquee, there’s an announcement to be made for our loyal followers of Mr. Pinks! We’re proud to report a new feature is being added to your already trusted source of information, and that is, Missy Pink’s Sex Advice! Everyone carries questions that you don’t feel comfortable even sharing with your best friend over an afternoon cup of coffee, so we’re supplying a place to visit on a regular basis that will be your pornographic porthole to naughty knowledge. Be it daily issues or nighttime dilemmas, Missy Pink’s Sex Advice is ready to dish out her perspective, coating it with wisdom and a sprinkle of humor, making for some enjoyable reading.

Like each aspect of Mr. Pink’s, it all works because of you, so we’re counting on participation from our devoted friends to make our girl tackle anything that’s been weighing heavily on your mind. We’re striving for this question corner of our site to be the “go to” place for you, to prop your feet up and read about the pillow talk type of problems going on in bedrooms far and wide, not to mention what might just be cooking in the neighbors kitchen! That’s right, we don’t judge, we don’t edit, and we certainly don’t blush, so send in your questions and see what Missy Pink’s Sex Advice can do for you!

Sex Toys for Boys… and Girls, too!

It’s fair to say that women usually reap the benefits of advancements in the sexual aid industry. Pornography, most of which is clearly targeted to an exclusively male audience, aside, the majority of high selling toys, aids, and novelties focus on providing increased pleasure for women. Until recently, men have had to be content with using their own two hands or a soft plastic sheath to attain heightened sexual pleasure. With the release of Ntimate Inc.’s “male pleasure system”, FleshWrap, the limits of your potential sexual pleasure may have increased ten fold. That is, of course, if you don’t mind pulling your balls away from your shaft and trapping them in this distant position with a vice-like metal bar/plastic ring apparatus; or, as Ntimate put it, “gently stretch[ing] the scrotum forward and lift[ing] the testicles upward.”

Women, of course, aren’t being neglected, as the FleshWrap claims to increase their pleasure during intercourse by helping your testicles and scrotum rub against your partner with every stroke. As intriguing as the FleshWrap might sound to a woman, who wants to let you girlfriend literally trap your balls in a vice? If you’re think mostly of her, you do have a few other innovations to try out.

After causing a minor sensation at AVN’s Adult Novelty Expo back in January, but only now being made available to the public, the revolutionary Ola vibrator from Minna Life is already making substantial waves in the female pleasure market. The vibrator, which features a groundbreaking interface that enable the wielder to control vibrational patterns by varying the pressure of her grip on the innovative touch-sensitive handle, may cost a whopping $165, but who can put a price on sexual satisfaction?

For those ladies with less money to throw around but a delightfully sinful desire for a new toy to mess with, there’s always Hustler Toys’ new Devilish Darling. This 8-inch waterproof silicone vibe, available in red and white, is embossed with devil horns and hearts and joins, just in time for Halloween, such carnal curiosities as Hustler’s metallic studded Disco Stick and Dia de los Muertos-themed Scandalous Skull vibrators, and costs a more affordable $67.95.

As for the FleshWrap… I’m game. Which is to say, Mr. Pink’s certainly wouldn’t turn down a complimentary Ntimate FleshWrap, for review purposes, of course. Thanks in advance Ntimate!

Ahem.

Dr. Suzy’s Filly Harem

Internationally renowned sexologist, author, advocate, and all ‘round swell woman, Dr. Susan Block is tonight hosting another of her weekly live broadcasts from her Womb Room studio in downtown Los Angeles and, like most of her shows, this one looks like a hot ‘n’ horny hootenanny if ever there was one. Joining Dr. Suzy for the live radio and webcam video show tonight is Rebekah Nazarian, general manager of the lesbian adult entertainment company Filly Films, and two of her most prominent performers, Sinn Sage and Dana Vespoli. Talking to AVN, Nazarian calls Dr. Block someone she can look up to, saying she sees her as “one of those ‘Kinsey Revolutionary’ type of people.” Clearly a little intimidated and nervous, Nazarian also speaks of Dr. Suzy’s request for her to bring a strap-on dildo to the broadcast, not to giveaway, but hopefully to incorporate it into the show, which will also feature pornstars Sasha Sweet and Sheena Ryder, both of whom would most likely be quite at home strapping on a fake dick and going to town.

As no stranger to controversy herself, Dr. Suzy often invites on her show guests that would otherwise miss such an important chance to discuss their (usually) unusual field of expertise. Tonight’s show will welcome transsexual porno superstar and equestrian, Morgan Bailey, and an anonymous “Saudi dignitary” whose identity will not be revealed to ensure his safety from prosecution. And, in a week that has already seen Iranian actress Marzieh Vafamehr sentenced to a year in jail and 90 lashes for appearing in Iranian-Australian film “My Tehran For Sale” without a traditional hijab head covering, such a threat seems very, very real. Intense stuff!

Like all of Dr. Suzy’s Speakeasy shows, those in the Los Angeles area can attend. For ticket information, follow this link and, like Dr Suzy always says “make love, not war” and do it the Bonobo Way.