St. Patrick’s Day isn’t just tough for alcoholics sufferers of dwarfism but also for fans of quality porn. Instead of recapping the leprechaun-fucking offerings available this past week, Mr. Pink’s is getting on with business as usual, detailing the ins and outs of three quality porn outfits eager to keep you spunking and spending. The Bang Network started out small but has exploded into a truly mammoth outfit filled with HD and 4K porn both original and licensed, and among its Originals includes a few seriously hot reality-warping sites. Little Asians brings the tiniest and tastiest young Asian performers to the Team Skeet network, dresses them in kawaii-as-fuck outfits, then provides them with some of porn’s biggest dicks for a grand ol’ stretching, stuffing good time for all. Adult Time is another epic network that, though only early in its life, is already threatening the established big players. Also dealing in both exclusive originals and nonexclusive third-party content, Adult Time brings a huge number of big time porno studios and sites together under one digital roof. After such a heavy week, maybe our next slate of porn reviews will be a lighter, breezier affair. Then again, maybe not!