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Every Man’s Dream is Ferrara’s Reality

Porn fans have ample reason to envy Manuel Ferrara: he’s a four-time winner of AVN’s Male Performer of the Year trophy, has directed over a hundred of acclaimed movies for Evil Angel, Red Light District, and Platinum X Pictures, he’s taken the onscreen anal virginities of Charley Chase and Lexi Belle, and even shot 15 volumes of his no-frills, hotel-set, very realistic hardcore Raw movies. Now, however, ol’ Manny’s about to release a movie that’ll make you wanna castrate this most enviable of men. The title? Manuel Ferrara’s Reverse Gangbang.

Pitting the uncut French superstud up against two teams of six babes – Annika Albrite, Ashley Fires, Dillion Harper, Mischa Brooks, Remy LaCroix, and Riley Reid in the first scene, Bridgette B., Christie Stevens, Christy Mack, Maddy O’Reilly, Raven Bay, and Sheena Shaw – Reverse Gangbang shows a situation undoubtedly in the fantasy spank-bank of most hetero male porn fans. While many guys would be overwhelmed – my teenage self told a friend I could likely only “handle” three women while he stupidly boasted “twenty-five, I reckon” – it’s all in a days work for Ferrara, who described the feature as the “funnest I’ve ever done. The best girls in the industry in two scenes for the luckiest man, me!” he continued, giving fuel to the rumor mill by adding “Can’t wait for the next one!”

Knowing Ferrara, though, and his tendency to hump his partners faster and more vigorously than even the most furiously rutting rabbits, there’s a chance having six women at his fingertips could prove too much even for this seasoned veteran. “Bullshit!” I hear his female fans crying in defense, “Manuel Ferrara can fuck anyone, anything, anytime to roaring success!” Well, then, I guess we’ll just have to shuffle on over to Jules Jordan Video and find out for ourselves, won’t we?

This Woman Wants to Sleep With You

A Polish woman hopes to earn herself a place in the record books with an attempt to sleep with 10o,000 men in what’s shaping up to be a lifelong sex marathon.

Ania Lisewska of Warsaw aims to rid herself of Poland’s sexually restrictive attitudes, saying “In Poland, the subject of sex is still taboo and anyone who wants to fulfill their sexual fantasies is considered a deviant, a whore, or mentally ill.” Even though her tally of men fucked thus far stands at a considerably modest 284, Ania seeks “men from Poland, Europe, and all around the world” to (if my math stands) provide her with four-and-a-half “encounters” every day for the 60 years presumably remaining in her life. That’s 32 per week, 1666 per year. And that’s only if she retracts her decision to only fuck strangers on weekends, reserving the working week for her boyfriend, who is reportedly “not thrilled” with Ania’s bold endeavor, but has “come to terms with it”.

There are those, however, who doubt Ania’s claims and say she’s simply out to promote herself as an adult entertainer. In response, she posted this “proof” that allegedly shows the plucky 21-year-old servicing two Czech gentlemen at a club in Prague.

Her face unfortunately obscured, it’s hard to tell if the brunette with both mouth and pussy filled is actually Ania or a nameless, faceless nobody trawling the clubs of the Eastern Bloc for dick… Either way, perhaps a vacation is in order!

Beatin’ on a Budget! with My XXX Pass

It’s not every day you see a reputable HD-equipped hardcore network abandon its pretensions and slash its membership prices in half, but that’s exactly what My XXX Pass has done recently. With month-long stints now costing only $14.95, there’ll no doubt be plenty of Mr. Pink’s readers heading to My XXX Pass with an orgy of digital smut foremost in their minds, but what exactly will your money get you? Mr. Pink’s knows all!

The sites, women, content, videos:
My XXX Pass encompasses five hardcore sites – Throated, 1000 Facials, Immoral Live, Mommy Blows Best, and Only Teen Blowjobs – and clearly favors fellatio above most other sexual acts. That said, Immoral Live offers real-time orgy episodes and all kinds of fun, lively, kinky sex. The women appearing in these oral-heavy scenes include Charley Chase, Jessica Bangkok, Kissy Kapri, Gianna Michaels, Aiden Starr, Lexi Belle, and Chastity Lynn, among many others, and they’re captured now in 720p and 1080p videos and in 1920px photos. With one month at My XXX Pass now costing only $14.95, let’s see how the numbers break down…

The Math:
With 2428 scenes and 1770 photo galleries online and monthly membership now costing on $14.95, My XXX Pass serves up hardcore scenes and image galleries for less than one-third of a cent each! And, when you factor in the other half-price membership options (two-day trial for $1.50, 3 months for $24.95, 1 year for $49.95), there’s almost no way to deny My XXX Pass your patronage, if only for a little while.

Conjoined Girlfriends Ruffle Feathers

When Huffington Post reports on porn, you know it’s about an issue, a person, or an event that has significant crossover appeal. Imagine my surprise then, when I hit up ol’ HuffPo for the latest audacious gossip involving porn either directly or tangentially only to find a story about, of all things, conjoined-twins-porn. And not real conjoined-twins porn at that, but obviously fake prosthetically-aided lesbian porn from Girlfriends Films.

Starring Mischa Brooks and Rilynn Rae, who at 5’2″ and 5’10” respectively, don’t exactly meet the physical demands of their roles, ‘Conjoined’ is a new hardcore lesbian movie from Girlfriends Films that sees this pair of conjoined twins fall out over love. “One is more lesbian than the other,” director B. Skow told Huffington Post, “but both like girls. They don’t have sex with each other. When one is having sex with another person, they will put a sheet over their sister. Still, the other will feel things that her sister is doing.”

Following Skow’s initial idea of ‘What if one hot conjoined twin fell in love and wanted to be separated?’, Rae and Brooks dove into their unique roles headfirst. “It looks funny when they’re trying to get dressed,” says Skow, “but they are good friends in real life. The film opens with them trying to play Twister.” Twister, really? Oh, super-sexy, humorously conjoined twins, won’t you ever learn?

The Huffington Post piece remained uncharacteristically calm, devoid of the usual harsh and judgmental tone denigrating porn culture, and even managed to provide the release date (albeit a corrected one) for Girlfriends Films’ ‘Conjoined’: November 26th.