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Too Pretty for Porn

Mr. Pink’s Wacky, Strange, Bizarre, Curious, and often Downright Funny Porn Star name of the week brings you Too Pretty for Porn. No, that’s not a statement. Too Pretty for Porn is an actual name of a delicious ebony pornstar.

Mr. Pink came across Too Pretty for Porn (aka 2 Pretty 4 Porn) while browsing the Black category on Videobox (Which is one of Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews top rated sites, BTW). While her name is a bit of a contradiction, since she was obviously doing porn (some serious hardcore porn nonetheless), I just had to find out more about this ebony pornstar with a somewhat wacky name. Turns out that Too Pretty for Porn is Gabrielle Carmouche, an actual mainstream actress that has been seen on The Cosby Show, Sister, Sister, In The House, and Big Brother Jake.

Mainstream actress that has performed in a couple of hardcore pornos? Don’t we all wish that would happen more often? Check out her scene from the adult film Triple Shot on Videobox. This ebony babe loves getting all of her holes filled! For that scintillating scene and your interesting back story, Too Pretty for Porn you have earned your way into Mr. Pink’s Wacky, Strange, Bizarre, Curious, and often Downright Funny Porn Star name of the week.

Jenna Jameson’s Wicked Backstage Pass

One of Mr. Pink’s most recent review subjects, Wicked Pictures, not only presents a huge collection of fantastic hardcore content starring the biggest names in porn, but it also hosts a strong behind-the-scenes archive that definitely warrants your attention. Even among such adult entertainment luminaries as Rebeca Linares, Gianna Lynn, and Jessica Drake, one woman stands above them all and you’ll have plenty of behind-the-scenes footage of Jenna Jameson in one of her most acclaimed features, 1998’s Flashpoint. Not only will Wicked’s backstage footage show you Jenna at the height of her erotic powers, but you might even see a familiar firehouse floor being stained with ejaculate. Yes, folks, that’s the very same Los Angeles firehouse that housed those intrepid spirit hunters, Ghostbusters, also played host to the legendary Jenna and her incredible physique as she drained the cum from fireman Mickey G’s thick cock, letting it fall over those famous tits in truly fiery fashion. The chance to not only watch one of Jenna’s most impressive performances, but to see intimate footage from the set of a bona fide porno classic is, well, totally Wicked.

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Tristan Taormino’s Anal Education

Tristan Taormino, the noted feminist author, sex educator, activist, pornographer, and public speaker (and self-proclaimed heterosexual “queer-dyke”), is finally unleashing her latest adult explicit education DVD on the world: Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Advanced Anal Sex. While the title itself might not evoke lusty feelings of passionate anal lovemaking or raunchy, raw assfucking, the names of appearing stars Kylie Ireland, Bobbi Starr, Adrianna Nicole, and the legend herself, Nina Hartley certainly do. All of these women have made names for themselves in the adult industry by spreading (amongst other things) their ass cheeks and taking cock like the anal champions they’ve often claimed to be. But what of Taormino herself? How come she’s not shedding her gear and getting down for some dirt-pipe digging? Well, it turns out some women who have fucked on camera in the past simply find themselves more useful behind the Vaselined-lens, rather than in front of it and, with her acclaimed “Expert Guide to…” series of Vivid DVD release, Taormino proves she is now where she’s most needed, on the front-lines of the battle of sexual ignorance and timidity. Knowing what gets you off and what pleases your partner is quite clearly the true measure of sexual maturity and Taormino – lover her or loathe her – certainly makes that clear with her diagram, pointer, and blackboard introductions to some of the most thrilling and authentic anal sex you’ll see online.

Those curious to see Tristan put her money-maker where her mouth is should check out Tristan Taormino’s Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women at Videobox, where she takes on all cummers, including Nina Hartley, Inari Vachs, and Buttman himself, John Stagliano.

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Kagney Linn Karter (But Were Afraid to Ask)

Any man knows that nothing beats a gorgeous blonde with a slender body, a supple ass, and a pair of the finest tits money can be. Hence the breakout popularity of Kagney Linn Karter. First appearing on the LA porn scene in the summer of 2008 in New Sensations’ titty-flick She’s Got Big Boobs!, Kagney flew to the porno A-list and started shooting and hanging with Bobbi Starr, Adrianna Nicole and the rest of the best of the 21st century’s newest generation of adult superstars. While many of her new colleagues were out getting more tattoos and shoving large phallic objects up their rectums to prove their sincerity, Kagney stuck to her roots as a feature dancer and let her body do the talking. After just two years in the business and after a handful of truly stunning performances, Kagney nabbed 2011‘s AVN award for Best New Starlet and racking up (heh) an impressive resume in just two years, Kagney was finally honored with her own title, 3rd Degree Films’ All About Kagney Linn Karter. It appears, however, that hanging out with her apparently more deviant colleagues has had an impact on the still-rising bottle-blonde starlet and that same title sees her first interracial and anal scenes. DPville USA, here we come!