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Double Discount: Lubed and Holed

Lubed Holed

There comes a time in every porn lover’s life when he (or she) is presented with a seemingly impossible decision. Whether a result of tightening one’s financial belt or a matter of practicality, making a choice between two avenues of pornographic inquiry can be damn tough. And when the two options in question are near-identical takes on two thriving porno niches, produced to the highest possible A/V standards, starring devastating newbie pornstars as daring as they are darling, man, that’s not a decision I’d relish having to make.

Two brand-new sites focusing on anal sex and oil-aided massage encounters present a largely POV take on hardcore sex. Lubed takes us down by the poolside to slather up young female figures with lotion and oil, paying close attention to every curve and crevice and every positive physical reaction she shares. Well stocked with threesomes, milk baths, flexibility fetishism, and lusty, steamy bathroom scenes, Lubed ensures every lithe model glistens as she’s fucked for your viewing pleasure not just in 720p and 1080p HD videos, but in amazing 4K Ultra-HD, too!

Holed, on the other hand, ventures into its models’ back passages, spreading their tightest holes open, encouraging modest gapes, and finally filling or painting her with enough seed to sow a few thousand little future sexual deviants. Starring in these POV-heavy scenes, Samantha Rone, Holly Hendrix, Dakota Skye, Rebel Lynn, and Angel Smalls – many of the same models from Lubed.

Presented not as a co-existing pair but as standalone sites loosely connected to Passion HD’s roster of hardcore outlets, Lubed and Holed are an intriguing proposition at their usual price of $29.95-a-month each, but now with Mr. Pink scoring discount deals that get you one month inside each of these immensely promising, super-HQ sites for just $17.95. Considering how many adult sites now push beyond $35, $45, even $50 for access, paying $35.90 for a pair of vicarious sexual powerhouses like Lubed and Holed isn’t an option you’ll want to ignore.

Anal Advice Assessed

Since arriving on the international porn scene in 2011 and making waves in the US industry thanks to her relentless pursuit of personal pleasure, devotion to full gender equality, or fondness for shooting anal, DP, and gangbang scenes, Italian goddess Valentina Nappi has become one of the more salient commentators on the ins-and-outs of the porn world. So, when GQ published a slightly disturbing article entitled “How to Ask for Anal Sex” only to then be followed by a red-pen wielding Complex writer who pointed out its numerous flaws and falsehoods – “Women like to be surprised,” claims GQ, but that doesn’t extend to surprise buttsecks! – we turned to the esteemed Ms. Nappi for her advice, compared it to that of GQ and Complex, and tried to figure out which source was providing the real assistance to anally-inclined readers. Guess who came out on top?

GQ writer, “sex expert” and hostess, Sarah Jane Banahan suggests forgoing mentioning or requesting an anal attempt in advance, telling readers to “undress her slowly, kiss her, tell her quietly that you are going to penetrate her from behind.” Yeah, kinda like that disturbing scene from The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo! Complex, for its part, wanted answers and turned to sexologist Bianca Laureano to get them. “Articles like this are dangerous because they give men the impression they may do something sexual with a partner without their consent.” Real anal sex, dear readers, is nothing like a porn scenario. You don’t start out with heavy petting, say “Turn over, baby,” then dive in cock-first. What you want to do is follow the advice of someone who’s been on the receiving end of many an butt-hungry penis in her time, Ms. Valentina Nappi.

In a blog post entitled How to Do Anal, Valentina lays it out as clearly as anyone anal adventurer could want. First, she details cleanliness protocols, discussing how to administer an enema and how pornstars stay clean on set. Some take psyllium whole husks for a fiber blast thrice daily before a shoot while others take Imodium (“not a healthy decision,” she says), but Valentina herself simply reduces fiber intake prior to a shoot to ensure she’s not leaking all over the set, the props, and her co-stars come the day of the shoot. Lubrication is next on Ms. Nappi’s checklist and, boy, is she through, a far cry from the lube-less anal attempts outlined in GQ. Size is also discussed, with Nappi insisting that every ass is different and can accommodate objects of different sizes. Crucially, she points out that the average length of the human rectum ranges from 10cm to 15cm and anything larger than that may end up smashing your colon, potentially resulting in Depends dependency.

Sure, GQ and even Complex’s guides to anal sex lacked the casual language Nappi uses, aiming for a more scientific-sounding approach to anal preparation, but really, at the end of the day which would you trust, the male equivalent of Cosmopolitan, a hip-hop-oriented youth culture magazine, or someone who takes cocks in their ass for a living and is comfortable, confident, and casually serious enough about the safety of her fans’ and fans’ lovers’ assholes that she’d even post a little infographic to help identify the (literal) shit you don’t wanna know about, as well as the (proverbial) shit you absolutely need to know before plunging your boner deep inside a surprisingly sensitive little passage.

Valentina Nappi @ HardX

Feeling Riley

Hot on the heels of her title shot feature Being Riley, which saw Greg Lansky guide the starlet through her first anal and double-penetration scenes, and on the eve of the launch of her official webpage Reid My Lips, the one and only spinner supreme Riley Reid has something else to celebrate – and not just her apparently successful New Year’s resolution: more anal. Riley, it was announced on the eve of the birth of 2016, would be the next adult performer to have her genitalia forever cemented in history with her very own Fleshlight sleeve.

Named Utopia and Euphoria, the twin sleeve set offers owners the chance to fill “Riley” vaginally or anally, the former offering “the perfect combination of ribbed pleasure and tight stimulation while the latter “grips you tightly at every inch” and was made for “intense pleasure unlike anything you have ever felt before.” And, you know, from the looks on the faces of the guys so capably filling Riley’s holy trinity of orifices in her Being Riley feature found at Tushy.com, I’d say that’s not a totally ridiculous statement!

Riley Reid seemingly spent two solid years talking about how small and unaccomodating her rear passage was, but now that 2016 is here, Riley, who is now previewing new anal scenes at Reid My Lips, is clearly all about her ass, and, whether Fleshlight-in-hand or Being Riley-onscreen, you should be all about Riley’s ass too.

Beating on a Budget! w/ Blacked and Tushy

The Thanksgiving holiday period can be a contentious one. Those eager to stimulate the US economy (read: buy shit) are thrown into a tizzy over Black Friday bargains while anti-corporate types hurl insults and ‘Feel the Bern!’ Historically-minded folks either commemorate the Pilgrims’ first harvest in the New World or rue the colonist eradication of Native American life, land, and culture. One thing we can all agree on, however, is that giving thanks to those who’ve supported you over the last year is a soul-nourishing act. Hell, even the deviant folks behind interracial porn emporium Blacked and all-anal adult wunderkind Tushy are giving thanks to their fans and followers, opening the porno version of Black Friday sales season with a two-for-one deal you won’t want to miss.

As you’ll no doubt discover in Mr. Pink’s fresh reviews of both Blacked and Tushy, each site is a treat for fans of interracial and anal sex, and for those with a keen eye for outstanding new porn talents. The sites are not, however, especially large. That makes this edition of Beating on a Budget a little different. The numbers might not point to a great deal, but at half-price, a two month jaunt inside this pair of freshmen HD porn sites should not be missed. Paying $29.95 for 60 days’ access to two of the fastest rising adult sites, each offering up exclusives in their niche with a roster of impeccable talents like Riley Reid, Anissa Kate, Carter Cruise, and James Deen

THE MATH:
Blacked holds 91 scenes and adds another every five days. At $14.97-per-month ($29.95 for 60 days), each scene currently online comes to about 16¢ a piece. Not as astounding a deal as some we’ve featured in the past, but again – DAT QUALITY!

Tushy is even smaller, updating weekly and only holding 32 scenes at present. Also available for $14.97-per-month (in a 60 day package), Tushy’s scenes cost roughly 47¢ each. Considering pay-per-view rates charges by most mainstream porn providers, that’s a very fine deal indeed. And again – OMG! SO VISUALLY STIMULATING!!

Clearly anyone with an inclination towards either interracial or anal porn of the highest quality technically, artistically, and erotically should make haste towards the sign-up pages of Blacked and Tushy, where you can now ring in the Black Friday deals with a killer porn package of your very own. And remember, at half-price, you could always indulge in Tushy’s anal adventures and Black’s racially harmonious banging both, scoring 60 days access to two incredible sites at half-price and ensuring your holidays are draining in the best possible way.