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Elegant Angel’s Annual Parade

Every year, around the same time, after the major industry awards for the previous season have been handed out and those performers have had a little time to bathe in the acclaim, Elegant Angel, one of US porn’s stalwart studios, releases a set of feature titles celebrating those who took home Performer of the Year trophies at the 2016 AVN Awards. This year’s crop of talent ranges from first-time nominees already well versed in anal and DP activities to a woman who’s won two-thirds of every AVN All-Girl Performer of the Year statues awarded thus far, features some returning champs from last years titles, and brings one brand-new feature to the roster: and this one’s for the ladies.

Lesbian Performer of the Year is the newest addition to Elegant Angel’s annual post-awards porno bonanza and every one of its cover starlets earned an AVN nomination in that category this past January. In EA’s four-scene celebration, Vanessa Veracruz and Raven Rocket are paired together, Tara Morgan and Jenna Sativa prove themselves almost absurdly flexible, Jayden Cole and Kenna James pry open and explore each other in adoring detail, and Sasha Heart invites the cosplaying Canadian herself, Tanya Tate, to teach her a thing or two.

Best New Starlets 2016 again sees a cast loaded with AVN nominees who made significant first (and subsequent) impressions over the course of 2015, many of them launching into on-screen anal sex much earlier than previous years’ nominees. With a focus on threesomes and frenetic anal, this year’s Best New Starlets showcases Abella Danger doing what she does best (or, more accurately, where she takes it best), Katrina Jade and Morgan Lee passing a BBC back and forth, and Rachel Madori riding in pink fishnets, while Cassidy Klein and Megan Rain bring it all back home in an explosive anal cock-sharing session.

Elegant Angel knows better than to focus solely on the younger generations of performers and continued its two other awards-focused series (Female) Performers of the Year and MILF Performers of the Year in 2016 with contributions from, among others, Kendra Lust, AJ Applegate, Keisha Grey, and the recently returned Ryan Conner. For details on those two epic carnal celebrations, though, you’ll have to check back here next week for more from Mr. Pink’s.

Kink: Amalgamated

Since its inception back in 1997, Kink.com existed as an assortment of largely independent websites all operating under the general guidance of Public Enemy #69, Kink founder Peter Acworth. With recent controversies surrounded the company and its base of operations at the San Francisco Armory, the future of the always-challenging BDSM studio wasn’t as clear as it once had been. A recent announcement has quelled any suspicions that Kink was going anywhere and instead streamlined the company’s subscription offers to bring everything branded with a bed red K into one package.

Kink has always felt like a porno outlier, content to shoot its esoteric content for a limited audience then happy to ride the wave of success and notoriety that naturally flowed its way. Now with its Kink Unlimited program, the most loved and loathed studio in porn packs the agendas of all its subscribers with everything from the all-female anal explorations of Everything Butt to the utter brutality of Hardcore Gangbang, Public Disgrace’s daring humiliations, and the sci-fi masturbation of Fucking Machines. For a service of this magnitude, excellence, and sophistication, the $49.99 being asked of prospective members by Kink seems quite reasonable. In all fairness, though, this deal won’t really suit those only interested in a single site, especially if said site is one now falling from Kink’s list of priorities. The network hub does connect to 24 sites, however, and there’s hardly a porn viewer alive who can’t find something truly, awesomely arousing among them.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have call my landlord and explain why watching French women tied up and taunted in public is more important than paying rent on time.

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – June 20th, 2016

mrpinks This week at Mr. Pink’s, we bring forth another slate of brand new porn reviews to keep your saliva glands active and your erectile function at an age-appropriate peak. This week’s dose includes the immaculate 4K oiled-up hardcore of Lubed, Christian XXX’s thrilling adventures at Pure BBW, a European pornstar trying out amateur cocks at Melone Challenge, and some of the most promising interracial porn online of late at Teens Love Black Cocks. Now, until next week, keep your chins high, your shoulders back, and your porno education coming from Mr. Pink’s.

Brazzers Goes Parody Mad

Brazzers, a porn studio long known for its colorful, irreverent approach to sex, is also no stranger to the porn parody, now a staple of most mainstream porn viewing habits. Recently, though, “The ZZ” has been outdoing itself when it comes to pop-culture homages, lampoon, tributes, and outright parodies, so I thought we’d take a look at what’s been causing Brazzers-fans to chuckle through their fap sessions of late.

So far 2016 has seen the X-Men, Spider-Man, Star Wars, World War Z, and Games of Thrones properties among those getting the hardcore ZZ treatment. Where the porn parodies of the 80s and 90s were largely low-budget affairs, Brazzers joins the likes of Axel Braun in throwing money at their parodies to bring fans explosive sex as well as literal explosions and other FX. Storm of Kings takes Game of Thrones and recasts it with slightly fewer dragons and vastly more whores (Peta Jensen, Aletta Ocean, Anissa Kate, and underutilized Aruba Jasmine starring) across four episodes.

XXX-Men didn’t garner more than two scenes, but they were well worth stopping by Pornstars Like it Big for back in late May. Nicole Aniston donned the blue bodypaint and red hair to play Mystique to be tag-teamed by Wolverine (Charles Dera) and Cyclops (Xander Corvus) after first we saw Patty Michova’s Psylocke undeniably attracted to Danny D’s Magneto dick. That might seem like a light treatment by ZZ, but there’s bound to be more X-Men movies ahead to provide even more ultimate cosplay porn.

Brazzers stuck with Marvel Comics, their clear favorite, for a while, bringing The Cat’s Meow to Brazzers Extra also in late May. Two Brazzers newcomers were introduced as Peter Parker/Spider-Man and his nemesis/fuck-buddy The Black Cat. Diminutive but big dicked Spanish 22-year-old Jodri El Niño Polla and Austrian Mila Milan filled the roles and costumes very nicely.

Apparently finding it hard to stay away from superheroes and science-fiction, Brazzers also ran Star Wars and World War Z through their parodical mash-up machine, the later being adding to over many months and now serving up six episodes starring Phoenix Marie, Peta Jensen, Tommy Gunn, and Ramon Nomar in the latest installment from April of this year. Timed to coincide with the release of The Force Awakens, Brazzers’ latest Star Wars parody was hardly the first to come from the porn world, but it featured Abby Cross as “Princess Lay” (slave outfit an all) and housecock Danny D as Boba Fuck, making it just as hard to resist as “TFA” was to the world at large.

Expert costuming and creative, colorful photography has really guided these more recent Brazzers parodies to all-new levels of faithful homage while mixing in that ol’ Brazzers standard style of colorful, hyperactive hardcore. We can only wonder what’s next on the agenda. Although by the looks of the upcoming Brazzers release schedule, this studio’s future already looks busy-as-hell. How the ZZ creative crew will find time to hit the multiplex is beyond me!