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2014 AVN Nominees Announced – Now with More tips!

The adult entertainment industry already has a strong presence in the city of Las Vegas, but come January 18 of 2014, “Sin City” will be positively overrun with cocksuckers, assfuckers, cum guzzlers, pussy-drillers, camera-wielders, lighting technicians, (legal) pimps and publicists and promotions teams, all focused on one thing and one thing only: recognition. (Well, and sex, too. And money.) And, with nominees now announced in all 135 categories, the AVN Awards season is in full swing. But who’s careers are on the verge of exploding thanks to a statuette, which superstars are about to become legends, and which behind-the-scenes talent is hot-tipped to become the next Axel Braun or John Stagliano?

Having ogled and assessed porn in every 50 weeks of the year thus far, I, Mr. Pink, am in a particularly good position to offer my tips to all those engaging in a little NSFW betting pool, for all the major categories at least. While there are simply too many nominees to list them all here – my apologies to all those hard-working men and women left unmentioned – we’ll be assessing the odds of our favorites scoring the top prizes in their respective categories over a few blogs in the lead-up to the 2014 AVN Awards. And why don’t we start with the most coveted prizes of all…?

Having signed an exclusive performance contract with Wicked Pictures and lending her directorial talents to Elegant Angel, 2013 AVN Female Performer of the Year Asa Akira hasn’t slowed or cooled down one bit since her win earlier this year and looks set to become the second back-to-back winner (after Tori Black in 2010 and 2011).

Winner of the 2013 Male Performer of the Year trophy, James Deen has had a pretty incredible year, but don’t be surprised if his dramatic turn in Paul Schrader and Bret Easton Ellis’s ‘The Canyons’ puts him in top spot as Mainstream Star of the Year, making room for another win by perennial favorite Manuel Ferrara (for what would be his fifth).

In my personal favorite category of the AVNs, Best New Starlet, the competition is fierce and sees everyone from A.J. Applegate and Casey Calvert coming up against Raven Rockette, Rikki Six, and Jodi Taylor, but my pick goes to the tiny yet utterly insatiable Cindy Starfall. In her first full year of US porn production, Ms. Starfall shot her first creampie, blow-bang, squirting, double-vaginal, and gangbang scenes. Sure, other girls have done much the same this year, but nobody has come close to Cindy’s aggressive enthusiasm, camera-lens eye contact, compact but thrilling figure, and, most of all, the way her Vietnamese-accented voice begs for ‘your’ attention and affection.

As the weeks fall away and the 2014 AVN Awards approach, keep tabs on the brightest award hopes with Mr. Pink’s and, please, share your favorites with us on Twitter.

Beatin’ on a Budget! with Burning Angel

Joanna Angel hasn’t exactly disappeared from the porn world, but she’s certainly stepped back from the spotlight a bit. Anyone worried that the heavily inked Brooklynite was on the verge of folding her Burning Angel company can rest easily, though, thanks in part to this killer Burning Angel membership deal. Normally charging $29.95 for one month of access, Burning Angel can now be enjoyed for half that price! And, as the front page of the Burning Angel network, such a membership would plant you at the opened gates of a world filled with inked skin, dyed hair, pierced body parts, and more ass-fucking than most prisons see in a decade. Pornstars like Skin Diamond, Dana DeArmond, and Sasha Grey have shot for Burning Angel, but it’s the Angels themselves that will keep your eyes glued to the small screen. Joanna and her crew of gutter punks, super sluts, and other revolving degenerates (including Veruca James, Krissie Dee, Tommy Pistol, Chad Alva, Vulpix, and Bella Vendetta) give you sordid “alt.porn” better than what any other wannabe porntrepreneur can manage.

Burning Angel’s archive might not be as dense as it once was, but with nearly 700 scenes and 1,500 galleries total, which is surely nothing to sneeze at, especially in the alt.porn world.

The Math:
Burning Angel, 700 scenes, and 1500 photo galleries are hard to resist at any price, but at just $14.95 a month, you’d be mad not to pay close attention. Breaking it down to bare digits, you’ll be paying .09¢ per gallery, 2¢ per video, and just 5¢ per model – a great deal in anyone’s book. And, hey, if you’re still not convinced, maybe a three-day trial for $2.95 (a pittance!) will drag you into one of porn’s most consistently interesting and decidedly unique hardcore realms.

Brand New at Bang Bros

Bang Bros and Culioneros might be teasing members and fans with new sites and working us all into a tizzy of anticipation, but the Bros have already pulled their prank by adding four new sites the the Bang Bros network with nary a welcoming bouquet, press release, or musical fanfare to draw attention. Here’s a rundown of the latest additions to the lil’ network that could, did, and still does:

Bang Bros Angels focuses on gorgeous young models masturbating before the camera. Captured in HD like all other Bang Bros sites, the two scenes already online offer high levels of visual detail, dynamic sound, and effervescent performances from Alaina Fox and Layla Rose as they use fingers and toys to reach new heights of self-supplied pleasure.

When one anonymous dick isn’t enough… Glory Hole Loads! Finally a new glory hole site makes it to Bang Bros and brings with it three women each sucking a parade of cocks to messy completion. The girls, Layla Sin, Maia Davis, and Abella Johnson seem quite at home in the cramped adult video stall as they’re greeted by dicks of all shapes and sizes.

You’d think Bang Bros already had a sufficient supply of slutty white girls, but Slutty White Girl proves otherwise. Although only hosting one scene at writing, this site appears to focus on hot palefaces doing what they do best: fucking one, two, three guys at a time. (A timid Natalie Lust does a capable job in the first scene.)

With teen sites littering the ‘net like the homeless litter the city of San Francisco, you’d think Bang Bros would go for something a bit more original than BangBros 18. Also only hosting one scene at writing, BangBros 18 sees Parker Page lead the new site off with a vigorous pussy-pounding scene shot in a high-rise apartment complex.

Well, congratulations, Bang Bros, on the newest additions to your growing family. Let’s hope they grow up to be healthy, horny, and thoroughly enjoyable members of your already incredible network.

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Something’s Brewing at Bang Bros

It doesn’t take a genius to realize something’s going on at Bang Bros. No, I’m not talking about the frequency with which Remy LaCroix seems to be shooting an anal scene for one of the network’s many, many sites. I’m talking about this…

Although they haven’t yet made an appearance on the Bang Bros update schedule, nor that of the Bros’ Spanish-language sister network Culioneros, the sites represented by these three images are surely to be launched in the near future. But what, pray tell, do these three new sites focus on? Something tells me Pornditos will be an irreverent (racially and otherwise) comedy porn venture that’ll sit next to Tetangas Espanolas, Chicas de Porno, and Sexo en Publico on the Culioneros network roster. Women Gone Bad is likely a femme domme site or another take on the hard-partying women that attend (and take over) all-nude, all-male dance revues. STFU College, however, could deal with anything from college girls giving ontense blowjobs to, well, the imagination runs wild, quite frankly.

However, click on these thumbnail links from the main Bang Bros/Culioneros navigation hub and you’re directed to Culioernos, Dancing Bear, and College Rules. This network and the two individual sites are all already in operation, but seem to have slipped from their past glories due to fewer updates and less activity. Could this image teaser indicate a bold new approach for three Bang Bros has-beens or just another lazy attempt at snagging more money off hungry viewers? Only time and Mr. Pink’s will tell for sure.