Erik Everhard Heads to Europe

Europe is in the throes of a major refugee and immigration crisis with hundreds of thousands of Syrians, Afghanistan, Eritrea, Darfur, Iraq, Pakistan, and many other Middle Eastern and African people fleeing the devastation of their homelands for the relative safety and security of the European Union. But not everyone flocking to the Continent is searching for the most basic forms of peace and prosperity. Some are searching for a sexual, artistic, and professional satisfaction they no longer could find at home. People like this guy.

Erik Everhard

Here at home in good ol’ North America, however, one of our favorite sons decided he’d had enough of sitting around LA resting on his considerable laurels, packed his bags and headed off to Budapest to conquer the entire European continent. Erik Everhard, AVN Hall of Famer and hugely successful producer/director/performer, doesn’t exactly have a plan, though, telling XBIZ that he’ll weigh his options upon arrival and has no plans to immediate start working, instead taking a more casual approach to the next phase of his illustrious career. For starters, he’s been Tweeting some beautiful black and white photographs taken on his relocation journey thus far.

With his asshole-friendly dick still very much eager for action – Everhard’s one of those, “I’m in porn for the pleasure,” guys – the Canadian porn legend has even teamed up with one of Europe’s most distinguished pornographers, Mr. Rocco Siffredi. If this pairing is any indication, it looks like we might be seeing Mr. Everhard in even more intense scenes than he’s given us in the past. As an expert anal and DP performer, perhaps European porn’s fondness for stuffing women completely full of dick will suit him (and us, his fans) just fine.

 

Erik Everhard @ Evil Angel

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – September 15th, 2015

mrpinksAs one door closes, another opens. Or (if you’ve read the blog this week) as one pornstar leaves, another re-enters. And, as another week transpires, so too does Mr. Pink’s interest in porn reviews past. Already looking forward to next week’s agenda, allow me to pause a moment and inform you, dear reader, of what we’ve examined over the last few days under the Pink-O-Scope: the entirety of Sensual Girl, a four-site network dealing in erotic fellatio, nude modeling, raunchy threesomes, and the pairing of old men and young women. Sure, it’s not for everyone, but nothing is. Scope out Class Studios’ Sensual Girl network then head back here and holler at me if you’re not thrilled. After all, next week is a whole new thing.

The Return of ‘The Real Buttwoman’

Alexis Texas
When Alexis Texas swept the porn-viewing world by storm during the waning days of the first decade of the 21st century, thick-assed white women were where it’s at. Nowadays, nothing much has changed which makes today’s porn world ripe for the return of the blonde big-bootied marvel. Having announced an exclusive directing deal with Elegant Angel back in June of this year, Ms. Texas unleashed her EA debut, Big Booty Tryouts, was released soon after and confirmed that the queen of ass still retains the same rear-ended interests she did before taking a two-year break from shooting. But, really, Big Booty Tryouts was just the first taste of what Texas has lined up.

Appointed Elegant Angel’s official derriere deity back in 2008, Ms. Texas perfectly embodied the title that later went to Kelly Divine and most recently Jada Stevens, shooting her very first anal scene for Alexis Texas is Buttwoman. Not content to let other ass-tastic pornstars steal her spotlight, Elegant Angel has granted the returning star another chance to embody the Buttwoman moniker like nobody else can. The perfect showcase, of course, is The Real Buttwoman Returns, the latest in the series and the first directed by Texas. Joined by Abella Danger, Blair Williams, and enough erect men to create a gangbang (her first), this latest Alexis Texas joint might not be the first movie of her return, but it’s undoubtedly the first one that really matters. Alexis Texas is back, y’all, and she’s still fucking amazing!


The Real Buttwoman Returns is released from Elegant Angel’s vault on October 1st.

Phil Varone Returns to Rock

Motley Crue’s Tommy Lee dabbled in porn and so did Snoop Dogg, Ice-T, and Evan Seinfeld of hardcore legends Biohazard. Hell, Seinfeld even adopted the nom de porn ‘Spyder Jonez’ after marrying Tera Patrick and shooting a whole bunch of smut together. Recently putting Seinfeld’s nepotistic endeavors to shame, though, has been former Saigon Kick drummer Phil Varone, who just days ago announced his decision to ditch porn for the pure unadulterated carnal thrust of rock and roll!

Phil Varone Twitter

A noted lothario and admitted swinger, Varone started documenting his on-the-road exploits in an official capacity with the 2011 Vivid Video release of ‘Phil Varone’s Secret Sex Stash,’ a “celebrity sex tape” that merely set the scene for Varone’s futher ventures into the world of porn production. In 2014 Varone even managed to win an AVN Award, Best Amateur Release for ‘100% Real Swingers: Meet the Rileys,’ just one title in a series that saw him expose the seedy partner-sharing underbelly of America as well as the secret swinging lifestyle of then porno it-girl Siri. Varone also entered the erotic novelties game with Dr. Philgood, a dildo molded from his own penis by Cal Exotics that even bares the penile piercing the drummer has slid into the snatches of groupies, swingers, amateur harlots, and pornstars like Siri but will now keep off-screen.

Varone’s keeping his exact reasons for leaving porn to himself, simply telling fans that he encountered enough douchebaggery in the industry to convince him drumming for hard rock bands is more his thing. Varone’s also retiring his talent agency, The V Agency, telling media “I have always offered my talent a very high level of personalized service, but returning to music and my other projects going on have made this very hard.” (Check out Phil’s Facebook page for more, dirtier revelations or, if you’re patient, you can order the man’s memoir, Un-Philtered or wait for his next, apparently being worked on as we speak.

Look, Phil, no hard feelings but if you’re out of porn I’ll also have to move on and find another stereotypical hard rocker through which to vicariously live my dreams of banging groupies, doing coke off of brand-new shiny hi-hats, and trying some grannies on for size (although that last part might’ve been a Phil Varone specialty).

So, paging Mr. Joshua Todd of Buckcherry…. Josh Todd of Buckcherry, would you please make some porno?