Welcome to another slate of brand new Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews, where your favorite adult entertainment critic (that’d be me) assess more of the online porn world’s best and worst offerings. This week we looked at two more Dogfart sites, Gloryhole and Blacks On Blondes, both of which proved themselves among the best interracial sites on offer. We also checked out Sexy Hub, a five-site network of erotic hardcore, and Fake Hub, home to Fake Taxi, Fake Hospital, Fake Agent and three other devious, deceitful takes on porn. We also found out what Amia Miley, Jada Stevens, and Audrey Hollander have been up to lately, and reported on Naughty America finally welcoming Tonight’s Girlfriend onto the network. It’s been a big week here at Mr. Pink’s, but one thing is for sure – next week will be bigger, better, and more bodacious or my name ain’t Mr. Pink!
Tag: Porn
Tonight’s Naughty American Girlfriend
Three years ago, Naughty America branched out and developed a new style of pornography that exploited the HD shoot capabilities of Digital SLRs and other very mobile cameras, a style that favored atmosphere and eroticism over brutally explicit internal ass shots. This new approach was typified by Tonight’s Girlfriend, a non-network site by Naughty America that offered a brilliant fantasy situation: a well-heeled guy, alone in a hotel in a strange city, desiring some very specific company. Escorting porn was back with Tonight’s Girlfriend and, while other non-network NA creations like College Sugarbabes and Perfect Fucking Strangers quickly crumbled, it continued to strike a powerful chord with viewers. All the while Tonight’s Girlfriend remained out of reach of regular Naughty America subscribers, available only to those paying for its specific erotic works. Until now.
Naughty America subscribers would’ve surely noticed a recent trend injecting Tonight’s Girlfriend scenes into the main network update schedule. Classy-looking previews showed sophisticated ladies standing against hotel suite windows in high-end lingerie with a lit-up city skyline behind them – and all Naughty America members lost their shit, took off their pants, and started an impromptu worldwide collective beat-off party! Although Naughty America members can currently access only 13 of the 200-plus Tonight’s Girlfriend scenes released on the standalone site, the integration of this previously off-network site into Naughty America proper is cause for real celebration. Still, some questions remain. Will College Sugarbabes and MILF Sugarbabes be following suit? Is the entire Tonight’s Girlfriend archive coming or just select scenes? And, the most important one of all: Should I join Tonight’s Girlfriend ($17.95 monthly) for the whole archive or take the 13 scenes at Naughty America ($17.76 monthly) and abuse myself senseless with the thousands upon thousands of other scenes the network provides, waiting patiently for the day when all Naughty America creations can be found under the Naughty America banner?
The choice, dear reader, is yours but rest assured, there’s not a bad choice to be made when it comes to Tonight’s Girlfriend.
Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – June 24th, 2015
This week at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews it was a week of firsts: our first Dogfart site of the year, some onscreen debuts, and Mr. Pink’s very first looks at a blonde homegrown super-slut and a sexy Southeast Asian babe sporting a little “surprise.” Interracial fucking in all its variations is the focus of the awesome, the irrepressible 23-site Dogfart Network, which earned raves from yours truly. My Very First Time saw to it that some new porno starlets’ onscreen debuts (sex, anal, gangbang etc) were perfectly captured (in fucking 4K video!) for posterity. Naughty Tinkerbell gave us a taste of her unique brand of hot-wifery and general wanton behavior but ultimately disappointed all but her most ardent fans. TS Filipina (aka Vitress Tamayo), on the other hand, proved quite the surprise, from her sexy smile and curvy figure to her impressive little pecker. It’s more brand new Dogfart reviews next week, folks, so settle any race-based grudges now and let’s get to making with the love!
Beating on a Budget! with Tainster
You might be into the most revolting, stomach turning shit, the kind of sexual activity that’s more akin to studies of aberrant wildlife behavior or conceptual art. Whatever you’re into, you can rest assured Mr. Pink’s has you, your wallet, and your self-applied sexual gratification under control. In short, dear reader, there is a bargain-priced site for you – yes, even you into fully-clothed watersports.
Tainster, a network of some sixteen hardcore sites running the gamut of decadent, hedonistic filth-mongering, now offers a discount to prospective members that’ll see them slash the standard $24.99 monthly membership fee, rendering this already affordable niche network a curiosity any serious porn fan will want to investigate further. And, priced at $19.99, now’s your chance.
One month inside Tainster opens up more than a dozen sites dealing in messy fetish porn of a few varieties. Party Hardcore, Drunk Sex Orgy, Mad Sex Party, and Party Softcore host elaborate nightclub revelries that see a throng of sexy women get liquored up and lascivious, gyrating on anyone near then turning to each other and any waiting dick for some hardcore action. (Well, Party Softcore tones it down a bit.) Slime Wave and All WAM deal in women who smear and cover themselves with creams, gels, and other messy stuff, while Fully Clothed Pissing, French Pee, Pissing in Action, and Pee Squad are all about… yup, pissing. Fully Clothed Sex and My Fetish showcase women fucking in form-fitting shiny outfits. UK Handjobs is what it says it is, as is Pornstars at Home and Quest for Orgasm, while Orgasmatics focuses on toy and tool-aided female masturbation.
THE MATH:
Tallying up the totals of each site’s scene count brings us to the total number of episodes to be found under the Tainster marquee, everything you’ll have access to once a member. And, let me tell you, the 4,943 Tainster scenes currently online make a huge archive of highly varied fetish porn that doesn’t just retread the same dark-and-dirty BDSM bullshit as everyone else. At $19.99, each individual Tainster scene comes to a cost of just .005¢ – of, if you like, 247 for $1. Find me another adult network offering both a discount this good and hardcore porn this weird and wild, and I’ll eat my hat, folks. (Or piss on it, whatever you prefer.)