Naughty America’s 5,000th Scene Celebration

Naughty America 5000th sceneNaughty America has long been a staple of many porn fans’ viewing diets. With such notable and highly lauded sites as I Have a Wife, Ass Masterpiece, My First Sex Teacher, and Seduced by a Cougar, the immense network has acted out the fantasies of every guy in America, and has garnered some very approving reviews from yours truly in the process. Now, eight years after the very first Naughty America scene was unleashed upon an audience, the company that claims “Nobody does it better,” celebrates a remarkable milestone: it’s 5,000th scene.

Thanks to consistent multiple daily updates and years of impressive porn productions, Naughty America has managed to reach its 5,000th scene before plenty of other networks and it’s celebrating in style. India Summer, winner of XBIZ’s MILF of the Year award for 2012, takes the starring role in this American Daydreams scene and daydream she does. After dinner and a movie, India is all ready to pounce on her husband, but he took a rare moment of solitude to beat off, cum, and fall asleep while she was undressing in the bathroom. Like a supreme dope, he left his iPad lying on his lap as he floated into dreamland. India picks up the tablet, sees that he was watching a Naughty America scene. Sexually frustrated and horny as hell, India gazes at the woman that made her husband blow and starts fantasizing about a career in porn herself.

Approaching India’s front door is a Naughty America rep who tells viewers Ms. Summer is in for a big surprise. With flowers, a tiara, and a trophy, not to mention Johnny Sinns, ready to fuck, India is crowned Miss Five Thousand and given the chance to be a pornstar for a day. Not one to fuck around, figuratively speaking, India quickly drags Johnny inside, tears off her blouse and skirt, and proceeds to let her inner slut loose. What follows, dear reader, is a scene loaded with celebratory energy and a joyous exuberance not seen since, well… Ah, fuck it. Check it out for yourself.

Congratulations, Naughty America! You’ve done us proud.

Videobox Recommends…

Videobox latest moviesVideobox might be one of the most popular, successful, and influential adult websites since the dawn of the Internet era, but that doesn’t mean those running the joint always are infallible. A recent change to the way the site operates has users up in arms; or it did until those at VB managed a compromise. So, what happened?

A little over a week ago, the Videobox homepage no longer displayed the most recently added DVDs to the sites immense archive and instead offered members a selection of titles from the collection that an algorithm had decided they were likely to be interested in. Watch a lot of interracial porn at VB? Get recommendations of other interracial titles. Split your viewing between anal and all-girl? Log in to find a mix of your two favorite niches conveniently arranged underneath the Videobox banner. Sounds neat, right? Not everyone thought so and response from members was, to put it mildly, not entirely appreciative.

After blogging about the change and participating in discussion with members, Videobox and its spokesperson (Josh) compromised. Although the recommendations will still hold prime position, the newly added DVDs are due to be back on the front page within the week, meaning members will no longer have to select Movies, then sort by Date / Newest in order to find the latest additions to Videobox’s already enormous 13,00o-title collection.

But, wait a second… Why is everyone still complaining? Having a rotating selection of titles tailored to your tastes by an algorithm that runs invisibly and undetectably behind-the-scenes to keep your dick hard ’cause it knows what you like is an awesome move on VB’s part! This was always a part of VB’s interface and although it usually just nested beside a DVD you had already chosen, showing similar titles and the work of the same performers, it had a powerful influence on what VB’s members, Mr. Pink included, found themselves watching. Are you really going to ignore the most mathematically plausible recommendations of one of the few truly great adult video sites just to keep your viewing trained on the newest titles, most of which aren’t even really new, merely new to this site? You can’t please everybody but you can please yourself, especially at Videobox.

Samantha Saint Gets Wicked

Wicked Pictures, one of porn’s dominant studios and one-time home to such legends as Chasey Lain and Jenna Jameson, has signed its newest contract performer, Samantha Saint. Having quickly risen to pornographic prominence after starting as a Twistys Treat of the Month, Saint, who shot more than twenty movies in her first year on the job, now joins the illustrious stable of contract girls signed to Wicked; girls including Jessica Drake, Lupe Fuentes, and Alektra Blue.

Samantah Saint
Jonathan Morgan @ Moby Picture

Announced during a live webcast from Wicked.com, and with an introduction by Drake, Blue, and fellow Wicked girl Kaylani Lei, Samantha Saint, a Penthouse, Club, and Hustler covergirl, is a fantastic addition to the Wicked harem and one that will no doubt have fans’ loins on fire in little time at all. Saint, who allegedly lives life by the motto “Live today like it’s your last,” will appear in her first Wicked production under contract – she has performed for the company in the past as a freelancer – in Jonathan Morgan’s Couples Camp 2. Tease that he is, director Morgan posted this pic of Ms. Saint on the set of said movie, with the caption “God I love what I do!!!!” Can ya blame him?

Adam & Eve & Alexis Texas

Alexis Texas
Photo Courtesy of Brazzers

Everyone’s favorite Lone Star State hottie, Alexis Texas, has signed an exclusive contract with Adam & Eve that will see the multi-AVN Award winning big-bootied blonde shoot a number of movies over the course of one calendar year, starting October. Alexis will also be appearing at trade shows and conventions under the Adam & Eve banner, will make in-store appearances, and fulfill other promotional duties for the company. Talking to AVN, Alexis said, “I am proud to be part of the Adam & Eve family. At a time when so many other adult companies are losing their contract girls and going with freelance performers, it means a lot that Adam & Eve has the faith to sign me on as a contract star. I’m anxious to bring my assets to the table for them!”

Having snagged themselves a five-time AVN winner – in 2011 alone she took home three awards: Best Tease Performance, Best Group Sex Scene, and Best All-Girl Three-Way Sex Scene – who, since her debut in 2006, has been blowing the minds of industry folk and fans alike with her incomparably curvaceous, bell-bottomed physique and her eager attitude to fucking on camera, Adam & Eve have increased their power significantly. Adam & Eve business manager, Bob Christian, told AVN that the company is “so excited” to have signed someone of Alexis’ caliber. “Along with contract star Teagan Presley, Alexis Texas brings a huge fan base, unparalleled professionalism and a new level of sexuality to Adam & Eve.”

For us fans, it’s definitely given us something to look forward to. One of porn’s premiere studios has partnered with a gorgeous young woman of whom the legendary Rocco Siffredi said “She is a naturally born pornstar. She knows how to position herself. She is so erotic, incredible.” We know, Rocco. We know.