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Give Thanks for Holiday Porn

Every holiday that rolls through a given year brings with it a few key emotions. Anticipating a day off work can lead to a false sense of relaxation and security. Anxiety over December’s gift-buying sprees can leave you listless. And, perhaps most dangerously of all, Thanksgiving can thrust you into one of two camps: the defensive traditionalist or the critical idealist. Whether you view the holiday as a beloved American tradition or evidence of the shameful parts of our nation’s history, Thanksgiving brings you closer not just to your family, but to holiday-themed smut that can really help bring some brightness (and a boner) into your post-turkey nap time. Each year, we at Mr. Pink’s scour the pornosphere and showcase some Thanksgiving-themed scenes put out by porn’s most creative producers and studios. This year we have Naughty America, Brazzers, and Passion HD, three stalwarts of porno excellence that never miss an opportunity to branch out.

First to hit the WiFi-waves and drape the first major notch in the holiday seasons belt was Passion HD’s Taboo Thanksgiving which landed early Wednesday morning. Sexy newbie Carolina Sweets tells her step-dad Johnny Castle how pleased she is to be sharing Thanksgiving with him, but honestly, going by the look on his face as she pushes her barely-covered orange-dressed body against his, he’s clearly already very appreciative.

Brazzers isn’t the kind of studio to let a holiday slip by unpornified and this year sees Kendra’s Thanksgiving Stuffing deliver plenty of sauciness as the indomitable Ms. Lust pounces on her daughter’s new boyfriend, Jordi El Niño Polla, the first chance she gets, her dullard husband be damned! The hung young Latin lover jumps at the chance to snag an older woman, especially one as vivacious as Kendra Lust, ignoring his girlfriend and her father as they beg the horny pair to stop.

Naughty America rarely lets its horny holiday-porn seekers down and this year 2 Chicks Same Time brings you a loving couple, Phoenix Marie and Charles Dera, who invite another couple over for Thanksgiving dinner only to end up ditching the dude and whisking his girlfriend into the other room for a seriously taboo three-way tryst. Ms. Marie once again proves herself an excellent dome, taking charge of busty blonde Kayla Kayden and putting her to work pleasuring Marie’s own husband. All the while, Kayla’s clueless husband sits at the dinner table watching the turkey and stuffing get cold.

Whether you’re timing to fill your belly with nature’s bounty or fill a certain someone with your own Thanksgiving offering – or spend a little alone time with the noted nut-busters outlined above – Mr. Pink’s wishes you a very happy holiday season kick-off!

brazzers review

Black Friday Fucks with Nubiles Porn

Black Friday rolls around every year and shoppers fly into competitive rages, embark on mad purchasing sprees, and end up spending what I assume is a small fortune on remarkably little. The hottest retail discounts apply to physical items whether sold in stores or online. Just about everything worth owning is discounted post-11:59pm Thanksgiving Day. Some intangible purchases can deliver a kind of pleasure and satisfaction heretofore left out of Black Friday frivolities. This year, we’ve scoured the ‘net for a truly exceptional holiday bargain that’ll baste your turkey, slice your ham, and glaze your lil’ fella all in one fell swoop. This Black Friday, fuck the lines and fuck your co-shoppers. Instead of going out and wasting all day fighting over price-slashed appliances, why not stay home with Nubiles Porn.

Discounted to an incredible $14.98 and recurring month after month at the very same price, Nubiles Porn is a network much loved by Mr. Pink’s staff that delivers a near-perfect blend of teenage super-sluttery, romantic erotica, step-incest, and experimental porn sites. Teacher Fucks Teens, Step Siblings Caught, and Moms Teach Sex all bring ample heat in duo, trio, and quartet scenes loaded with in-character dirty talking and dominant teen-training. DriverXXX and Petite Ballerinas Fucked are two oddities that see rideshare drivers and leotard-clad dancers fucked for pleasure or payment. Nubiles Casting introduces new talents then screen-tests them in, like all Nubiles sites, awesome HD videos. Petite HD Porn brings a great mix of hardcore concepts and hookups starring limber teen and twenty-something babes to the network. The pinnacle of Nubiles’s achievement, however, is Nubiles.net, the longest running and largest of the sites with more than 5000 videos ranging from hardcore teenage couplings to the most delicate of masturbation scenes.

THE MATH:
At $14.98-a-month, the more-than-substantial Nubiles Porn network archive holds 8,637 individual scenes. While that might not seem like all that large an archive when held against mega-networks of 20,000-scenes-plus, the consistent high quality of Nubiles work, especially recently, makes it very worthwhile at approximately 0.17¢-a-scene. On a per-site basis, each of Nubiles’s nine weighs in at approximately $1.66-a-month. At that rate, you’d really have to have a profound distaste for the fresh-faced, physically exceptional, sexually adventurous women of Nubiles Porn and the exclusive, original websites on which they’re featured to skip this one by.

Nubiles Porn review

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – November 17th, 2016

mrpinks Thanksgiving might be just around the corner, but this week at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews remained gloriously free of turkeys with another slate of fresh looks at adult websites dealing in amateur teens, sexy yoga practitioners, cheating wives and girlfriends stepping out on their beaus, and one site that everybody by now should know very well. That site, Videobox, again scored very well with Mr. Pink’s, as did the new but already awesome She Will Cheat. Little Mutt and its teenage hussies aren’t so impressive anymore, I’m afraid, and Fitness Rooms, though very promising, isn’t quite there yet. If you’re a devoted teen or workout porn fan, however, both are essential viewing. Next week we’ll be looking at two major mainstream players and some awesome Japanese outfits doing great work.

Mandingo Goes to Heaven

Legendary BBC-for-hire, Mandingo is already well established as a major talent in the adult industry, having earned AVN and Urban X Awards for his work (as well as more nominations that I’d care to count). Undaunted by the new breed of BBC fellas hitting the scene in recent years, some of them snatching high-profile gigs taking the interracial and anal “virginity” of today’s hottest young starlets, Mandingo and his fans can relax for, in heaven, everything is fine.

Mandingo Fucks the Archangels landed just a few days ago at Archangel Video, the relatively new studio from acclaimed director Mimefreak and his cohorts, and sees the big man insert himself into Archangel Booty Queens and Contract performers AJ Applegate, Jada Stevens, Kendra Lust, and, in her first scene with Mandingo, Dakota (aka Kota or Dakota Skye).

Already available at Archangel Video, the studio’s online platform, previews of the first three scenes pulled from Mandingo Fucks the Archangels show Jada Stevens stepping out of sultry black lingerie to wrap herself around our titular big-dicked hero, AJ Applegate bouncing her award-winning ass all over a pristine white leather sofa as sage waits for Mandingo’s entrance, and the young and totally-fucking-tiny (and now mononomous) Dakota attempts to wriggle and worm that big black trouser-snake deep inside herself. While it’s not as wild and daring as Dakota Goes Nuts (which served up her first DP and gangbang) or Dakota: The True Anal Warrior which saw her cement her asshole in viewers’ spank banks, this final hole-stretching scene is shaping up to be the best of the bunch.

Released today, November 18th, on DVD or through forthcoming updates to Archangel Video’s official member site, Mandingo Fucks the Archangels is interracial hardcore done in a quietly glossy mainstream glam-infused style that isn’t afraid to lay the proverbial smack down and should ignite computer screens and libidos across the country. Perhaps it’ll be pervasive enough to inspire a new meme… Thanks, Mandingo!

Archangel Video review