Porn Stars | Mr. Pink's Blog - Part 67

Asa Akira Gets Wicked!

Last week’s Sex Awards left dozens of performers, directors, and producers very, very happy. The inaugural event celebrated adult entertainment in perhaps a more meaningful way than other award ceremonies, crowning men and women in the usual categories as dictated by the voting fans. No one, however, was as thrilled-to-bits as Porn Star of the Year and subject of Adult Movie of the Year, Asa Akira.

Having achieved monumental success in 2013, a year that started with her hosting the AVN Awards and winning its most coveted prize of Female Performer of the Year, the diminutive Japanese-American superstar hoped to accomplish the few things left on her long ago written list of goals. Taking the stage to accept her third Sex Award of the night, Akira unveiled her latest accomplishment, an exclusive performance deal that will see her shoot for Wicked Pictures and only Wicked Pictures. (Thankfully, this won’t disrupt her directing gigs for Elegant Angel.)

Sharing her thoughts with AVN, Akira recalled how the deal initially entered her mind years ago. “I found this list that I had made in 2011. And I had totally forgotten about it, but I found it recently and it had a lot of stupid things on it like get rich, be successful… But it had win AVN Performer of the Year, and the last thing on the list was get a Wicked contract. So a lot of the things came true. In general, I’ve wanted to be a Wicked Girl since I got into the industry. It was the first thing I told my first agent at Gold Star Modeling, so this is really, really exciting for me.”

And for us too, Ms. Akira. For us too.

Hide Your Girlfriends, It’s the Cuckold King!

Odds are strong that if your girlfriend has seen the work of the world’s most popular jizzlobber, James Deen, in action, she’s quite fond of him. They all are. It’s ridiculous how popular this guy is with the ladies. He’s downright irresistible and he knows it. In fact, he knows it so well he went and shot a movie about it. Behold: James Deen Will Cuckold You!

Whether intended for male porn fans or their ladyfriends, James Deen Will Cuckold You ensures you’ll be feeling a little strange about having just busted a nut to Deen’s fifth turn as director for Evil Angel. After all, the whole premise is based around the boyfriend or husband of a foxy dame being relegated to a humiliating stint on the sofa as Deen pummels his way through the pussies and asses of Amy Brooke, Katie St. Ives, Jaelyn Fox, Presley Maddox, and Tatiana Kush. And, hell, the girls certainly don’t seem to mind giving their fellas the proverbial shaft as they take a more literal one, even going so far as to flip the bird to their angered but cowering loser mates.

Deen is joined in his emasculating endeavors by Sean Michaels, John Strong, DSnooop, and Mr. Pete, among other guys, but it’s still a tad unclear who’ll be joining Deen in diving dick-first in some dude’s sweetie-muffin and who’ll be crying in shame and relegated to the trundle bed.

James Deen Will Cuckold You is set for an October 30 release. You can view promo materials at Evil Angel.

Beatin’ on a Budget! with Jules Jordan

Jules Jordan knows about great deals; his entire career could be seen as a carefully constructed means to not only have sex with some of the most vivaciously sexual women alive, but to make ‘mad bank’ doing so. With a porno empire rivaling John “Buttman” Stagliano’s Evil Angel, Jordan has seen everyone from Eve Lawrence and Taylor Wane to Alexis Texas and Abella Anderson step onto his set and deliver astounding performances. And, with well over 30 major industry awards to his credit, from AVNs to XRCOs and everything in between, it seems most everyone in porn agrees: if you want it done right (and very hardcore), you go to Jules.

Jules Jordan Video’s official website, naturally called Jules Jordan, packs a hefty carnal wallop with close to one thousand hardcore scenes of impressive technical, artistic, and, most importantly, sexual merits. Throw in 720p and 1080p HD videos and a strong image archive starring porn’s most thrilling women and most skilled cocksmen – interracial is a specialty and sees Lex Steele and Mandingo destroy dozens upon dozens of pussies – and you’re looking at a great deal even at full price. But with Mr. Pink’s discount bringing one month of Jules Jordan below twenty bucks ($19.95 from $29.95, to be precise), you’d be mad to ignore this golden opportunity to indulge.

The Math:
While quantity certainly isn’t the only thing to consider when joining a porn site, Jules doesn’t do too badly at all. There’s 177 full-length DVDs online, giving up 904 individual scenes and roughly equating to 11c-per-DVD and 2c-per-scene! Plus you get free access to another 88 scenes at Sperm Swallowers! Jules Jordan, you’re my hero!

Every Man’s Dream is Ferrara’s Reality

Porn fans have ample reason to envy Manuel Ferrara: he’s a four-time winner of AVN’s Male Performer of the Year trophy, has directed over a hundred of acclaimed movies for Evil Angel, Red Light District, and Platinum X Pictures, he’s taken the onscreen anal virginities of Charley Chase and Lexi Belle, and even shot 15 volumes of his no-frills, hotel-set, very realistic hardcore Raw movies. Now, however, ol’ Manny’s about to release a movie that’ll make you wanna castrate this most enviable of men. The title? Manuel Ferrara’s Reverse Gangbang.

Pitting the uncut French superstud up against two teams of six babes – Annika Albrite, Ashley Fires, Dillion Harper, Mischa Brooks, Remy LaCroix, and Riley Reid in the first scene, Bridgette B., Christie Stevens, Christy Mack, Maddy O’Reilly, Raven Bay, and Sheena Shaw – Reverse Gangbang shows a situation undoubtedly in the fantasy spank-bank of most hetero male porn fans. While many guys would be overwhelmed – my teenage self told a friend I could likely only “handle” three women while he stupidly boasted “twenty-five, I reckon” – it’s all in a days work for Ferrara, who described the feature as the “funnest I’ve ever done. The best girls in the industry in two scenes for the luckiest man, me!” he continued, giving fuel to the rumor mill by adding “Can’t wait for the next one!”

Knowing Ferrara, though, and his tendency to hump his partners faster and more vigorously than even the most furiously rutting rabbits, there’s a chance having six women at his fingertips could prove too much even for this seasoned veteran. “Bullshit!” I hear his female fans crying in defense, “Manuel Ferrara can fuck anyone, anything, anytime to roaring success!” Well, then, I guess we’ll just have to shuffle on over to Jules Jordan Video and find out for ourselves, won’t we?