V is for Valentine (and Vagina)

My Slutty Valenitne

It’s here, folks… The big one! The one day of the calendar year on which you’re expected to go above and beyond to demonstrate the affection and love you feel for that special someone in your life. Roses, chocolates, or a candlelit dinner can tick the boxes of some more traditional women, but those with modern tastes may find such traditional tropes a bit stale by this stage. Whatever our male readers end up doing to woo their favorite filly, perhaps those ladies (and gents) among our audience who’ll be thinking of the sexually frustrated guy in their life will find the following guide to Valentine’s Day most helpful. Detailing the ins and outs of porn’s hottest V-day scenes along with the best discount offers going this week, this could very well help you have a Valentine’s to really remember!

Should your fella or lady have a known fondness for taboo step-cest or faux-cest smut, it really is their year this year. Nubiles Porn, home to a number of family-fucking sites, this year brings us Dani Jensen seduced by her stood-up stepson at Moms Teach Sex, red-bow-wrapped Tara Ashley asking her step-bro to take her anal virginity at My Family Pies, and Elsa Jean accepting a messy, creamy Valentine from her step-bro at Bratty Sis. Currently promoting a Valentine’s Day discount on monthly and yearly memberships, the Nubiles Porn empire immerses you in sordid taboo hookups aplenty.

Adding another trendy taboo element to the Valentine’s porn spree this year is Brazzers, who roped in the always enthusiastic Britney Amber for a two-partner detailing the Groundhog Day that is the cheating wife’s February 14th. Reliving the day her husband interrupted her tryst and demanded divorce twice over, Britney is faced with tough decisions: try to get her kicks again or remain faithful. Throwing down with Jax Slayher in Part 1 and giving Xander Corvus her ass in Part 2, this insatiable wife risks it all for lust. And, offering fans a 30% V-day discount on memberships, Brazzers makes a fine treat for the less romantic, more carnal part in us all.

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