No Nudes is Bad News

San Francisco has long been one of the most sexually liberal cities in the United States, from the ’60s Free Love and ’70s gay rights movements to the city’s (relative) welcoming of Kink.com, but that could be changing when a new law banning public nudity comes into effect on February 1st.

“Hold up, bro,” I hear you say, “public nudity was legal in San Francisco?” I take it your travels never took you to the Castro District’s unofficial “clothing optional space” on the corner of Castro and Market Streets. Mine did and, man, was it an entertaining intersection. Wandering down there during a stint living in the vicinity of the Castro, I’d see shirtless men enjoying a Friday afternoon beer with friends, homeless people spacing out on the (chained and locked) steel chairs as commuters walked by doing their best to ignore undesirables, and even a lonely 1970s Teisco electric guitar in want of an owner. I also saw plenty of freely swinging dicks, many pierced in the Prince Albert style. Nobody seemed to mind much – we are in the heart of SF’s most outlandish community, after all – and it wasn’t entirely uncommon to see folks strip off and soak up the sun in the small corner court. Sure, some visitors to the area seemed appalled at the gratuitous displays of genitalia, but city law protected public exhibitionism as long as it wasn’t explicitly sexual – naked guys having a chat, sure; a naked guy with an erection, no dice – and it was eventually accepted by most as one of the more unique cultural attractions of San Francisco.

Now, those nudists, both part-timers and, like activist Gypsy Taub, the vastly more dedicated, who once went without “proper” attire for pleasure are stripping off in protest of a law that will ban public displays of the naked human form. Author of the ban, Scott Weiner, a candidate for the County Board of Supervisors is facing tough opposition, but likely nothing he’ll take too seriously, as protestors challenge his controversial new law. While the County Board of Supervisors narrowly voted the bill into effect, the nudists have one final protest planned… and we’re all invited!

Want to keep SF nude-friendly? Get your naked ass to the San Francisco Federal Courthouse (450 Golden Gate Ave, 17th floor, Courtroom #5) at 1.30pm on Thursday, January 17, where the nudists will have their case against the City of San Francisco heard by Judge Edward M. Chen. Who knows, you could end up immortalized on YouTube in all your (censored) naked glory like the valiant crusader for liberty and freedom seen below.

J-Pornstar Calls for Semen Submissions

Here in the USA interactive porn has thrived through live hardcore shows (a la Brazzers Live), webcam feeds, and Kelly Shibari’s now legendary fan-bang (Kelly Shibari is Overloaded), but we’re still trailing behind Japan in unique methods of viewer participation. Japanese AV idol, Uta Kohaku, was set to star in Semen Collection 2, but she and the producers found their reservoirs running a little dry. Unable to procure enough ejaculate to satisfy the demands of the script, Uta took to Twitter to urge her fans to send in bottle of their own seminal fluid and a radio station did likewise. The result? Well, see for yourself.

Uta Kohaku

 

Uta, who is known for her resemblance to Atsuko Maeda, a former member of Japan’s 91-member girl group AKB48, received over 100 bottles of ejaculatory fluids, each one labeled with the suppliers name and Tweeted her thanks: “The semen from my fans! Awesome! I will care for them as if it were my own”

While those of us used to more conventional, straightforward porn might find the idea of fan-submitted ejaculate a little tasteless, you’ve gotta hand it to Uta Kohaku and the producers of Semen Collection 2, Radix: that sure is a novel way to get your fans involved.

Two hardcore scenes featuring Uta Kohaku can be found at All Japanese Pass.

Naughty America’s Video Evolution

Naughty America's video playerA wave of changes have been taking place over at Naughty America, but they won’t necessarily have an impact the way you use the acclaimed, Mr. Pink-approved all-star porn network. Christmas-themed porn won’t be for everyone, remastered scenes might not impress you, and a non-network amateur site probably won’t have you rushing to sign up (not yet, anyway), but there’s one new Naughty America feature that’ll have every member’s jaw dropping.

Revamping its already strong streaming video player, Naughty America now features a decked-out viewing window loaded with features that were once much easier to miss. Streaming quality settings, download options, comments, ‘Favorites’ options, ratings, and the option to share a great NA scene with your pals on Facebook, Twitter, and Google Plus join the standard Trailer, Video, and Picture tabs to make Naughty America’s streams some of the most detailed oriented (pictorially and otherwise) on the ‘net.

Just another way in which it refuses to remain content with the status quo and continually evolves to increase your enjoyment of its award winning porn, Naughty America’s new streaming setup is a step above the rest.

Less Hockey, More Nookie

Sex ToysWith a major dispute involving division of revenue, free-agency rights and salary arbitration (so, money) pitting team owners against the players’ association and closing down the 2013 NHL season, the Edmonton Oilers have been sidelined, leaving their fans twiddling their thumbs. Or, as Canadian adult retailers believe, diddling their ladies. Vinay Morker, owner of Hush Lingerie and More adult boutique in South Edmonton, told Edmonton Sun reporter Matt Dykstra that sales are up 15% because male fans are spending time usually devoted to hockey on the non-platonic women in their lives. “When Oilers fans, mostly guys, have to break their routine of seeing every game, they have more time.” Morker said. “And there’s nothing better than spending it with your spouse or girlfriend.”

So, ladies, it seems there’s a formula at play here that could improve your own sex lives. Instead of ignoring your fella when he harps on about linebackers and point guards and throwing the goalie, learn the terms, get an entry-level job at a sports management agency, work your way up to executive level, influence (or, hell, cause) a contract disputes and wait for your lapdog to come panting home to mama looking for a treat. If the aforementioned Canadian retailers are correct, he’ll come bearing gifts.