Porn | Mr. Pink's Blog - Part 183

Occupy My Ass!

One of the most impressive new porn directors of late has undoubtedly been Bobbi Starr. After tackling such established niches as POV and lesbian sex (Vicarious: So Close You Can Taste It), straight gangbangs (Bobbi Loves Boys), female masturbation (One), aggressive and rough sex (Shut Up and Fuck), and personal journeys through foot fetishism, voyeurism, and group sex (her incredible directorial debut Bobbi’s World), the Northern Californian fetish queen takes on political satire and, well, everything she’s done before (and lots more) in Evil Angel’s forthcoming Occupy My Ass.

Due to hit retail outlets on January 23rd and recently landing on Evil Angel’s official website as a streaming-only exclusive, Occupy My Ass sees Ms. Starr and her fellow performers, Kimberly Kane, Aiden Starr, Dana DeArmond, Kelly Divine, and Sarah Shevon, among others, spread their holiest of holes for some deeply penetrating anal insertions. Sticking all manner of phalluses up the back passage, from fingers, toes, and Mark Wood’s dick to enormous strap-ons, dildos, and butt plugs that’d make Audrey Hollander wince. Not only does Occupy My Ass declare itself representative of “The 99%” and profess to “stand in solidarity” with each of its anally-inclined stars, but it also means the debut of something many porn fans have been hoping to see for some time: Lily LaBeau’s boy/girl anal debut. Throw in another four scenes of utter anal debuachery and you’re looking at an adult DVD so blisteringly, intimately fucking fantastic it’ melt the coldest superrich heart.

Unfortunately, Occupy My Ass does not feature any of the women from that viral Hot Chicks of Wall Street we featured a while back. Oh well. I suppose the gaping assholes of porn’s hottest supersluts will have to do!

Tweeting the AVNs

So you can’t swing the extra cash for the $300-a-seat fan ticket required to attend the upcoming AVN Awards. Neither can I, but you won’t see me bitching about it. (Not here, at least, and not yet.) You can still keep up to speed on every little thing that transpires on January 21st by tuning in to the Twitter feeds of AVN’s newly announced official Twitter correspondents!

Joining forces with PornstarTweet, AVN has appointed pornstars supreme, Chanel Preston, Tia Cyrus, and Bibi Jones, as the official Tweeters of the 2012 AVN Awards. From her station on the red carpet, Tia will greet the arriving stars before passing the torch over to Chanel and Bibi, the former occupying a place in the audience and the latter hanging out with the presenters, guests, and winners backstage. Expect a barrage of photos, quips, and responses to fan questions throughout the event, and be sure to follow Chanel, Tia, Bibi, AVN Awards, PornstarTweet, and, of course, Mr. Pink’s on Twitter for every drool-inducing morsel of instantly gratifying information as the Oscars of Porn takes Vegas by storm.

Not to be outdone, ImLive will feature live performances from five AVN Award nominees between January 16 and 18 in the lead up to the big night. Allie Haze, Lexi Belle, Gracie Glam, and Kagney Linn Karter, all of whom are nominated for Female Performer of the Year, and Capri Anderson, nominated for Crossover Star of the Year, will appear on the live webcam site in salacious scenes, the last of which has Lexi, Gracie, and Kagney performing together in what will surely be the greatest foreplay imaginable leading up to the money shot of the AVN Awards, due to land on January 21st. Set your clocks, folks, ’cause it’s gonna be a big one!

AVN 2012: The Democratic Porn Awards

Devoted fans of adult entertainment have always been able to vote with their wallets, but this year Adult Video News is giving them the chance to vote with their trackpads and mice. In addition to the multitude of categories of professional competition in the 2012 AVN Awards, the folks at AVN have decided to rely on the opinions of the porn-viewing public to determine who rules supreme on viewers laptop, iPhone, and television screens this season.

The four categories cover three of the most essential awards – Best Body, Favorite Porn Star, and Hottest Sex Scene – while the last is definitely a sign that pornstars who communicate with fans via social networking sites are much loved. Twitter Queen will arguably be the most hotly contested award, but in the opinion of this reporter, there’s only one woman who can truly claim to be the most actively read and frequently discussed Tweeter in porn (even if she has allegedly retired) and that’s Ms. Bree Olson, author of such notable musings as ” I was reading an Alton Brown cookbook while getting fucked in the ass last night. It was an interesting experience,” and “Forgot my vibrator buy one take pic and giveme # and I’ll let u cum 2 hotel &fuckeme 2nite Vegas.” Who else but the woman proclaimed by Howard Stern to be The World’s Biggest Whore could snag an award celebrating extreme filthiness in fewer than 140 characters?

You’ve only got until Jan. 12, 2012 to cast your votes, smut fans, so you’d better get a-motivatin’ on over to the AVN Awards site where your vote really does count for something.

Putting a Cap on Porn

As detailed last month right here at Mr. Pink’s, residents of the City of Los Angeles may soon be voting on a ballot measure that would make it impossible for porn production entities to receive shooting permits without guaranteeing that all performers would be equipped with condoms, dental dams, and other prophylactics. As the proposed initiative gathers steam in the lead-up to July’s elections, arguments for and against mandated condom usage and the enforcement thereof are becoming more and more contentious. AIDS Healthcare Foundation (AHF) Associate Director of Communications Lori Yeghiayan has claimed that the recently quoted (LA Times, Dec. 19, 2011) $4.4 Million an “estimate for total city and county costs,” and far exceeds the actual cost to the city of LA, which she suggests is more in the ballpark of $700,000. (An amendment to the Times article published this comment from Yeghiayan and suggested erroneous reporting of the higher figure.)

Last Tuesday, Jan. 3rd, AHF started a petition drive with the goal of placing a similar measure on the forthcoming ballot in the Los Angeles County elections, casting their influence over a far wider area and encompassing far more of the adult entertainment industry than the initial movement had. Now, once again, that $4.4 Million figure has come back into play, this time as the estimated cost of landing the measure on the Los Angeles County ballot. Where would the money go? Why, presumably to AHF, of course. After all, who else is more adequately equipped and motivated to uphold and enforce a proposed law enacted to supposedly protect adult entertainment workers against HIV and AIDS infections than AIDS Healthcare Foundation itself?

A recent editorial in the Times has aligned that new source with AHF’s cause, but with HIV and AIDS infections on the rise within the close by Navajo Nation (as also reported in LA Times; Jan. 4, 2012), it should be clear to the Times’ editorial department that a far more pressing matter requiring AHF’s attention is quite literally just around the corner.