Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – October 25th, 2018

mrpinksThis week’s triple-shot of adult website assessments brings to Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews a new look at a longstanding classic, a first glimpse of Europe’s hottest VR effort, and one of the Continent’s messiest, filthiest fuck parades – all in the name of an enlightened porn audience! Nubiles.net continues to sizzle with its young, fresh cast, but it’s the network access that will really seal the deal for new fans. DDF Network VR by Denys Defrancesco immerses you in a virtual orgy of Euro-sluts, each woman angling for your pleasure. Who brought the mess, though, you ask? German Goo Girls, one of the filthiest cum-obsessed bukkake blasts known to Internet-connected man, that’s who – and there’ll likely be more messiness next week as Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews brings you more fresh takes on the online adult world.

Requiem for a Pimp

Humanoid robots equipped with advanced Artificial Intelligences may be coming soon to a brothel near you and sex workers rights may a hot political topic, but when it comes to prostitution, few Americans could hope to match the adulation and respect, and the vehement condemnation, of his peers as Dennis Hof, proprietor of seven Nevada brothels, who was found dead at his famed Love Ranch on Tuesday.

Dennis Hof

Among his many claims to adult industry fame, Hof trumpeted free sexual commerce as typified by his legendary establishments. Porn fans didn’t just admire his work from afar, though, as many traveled to Crystal, Nevada to enjoy fantasy fulfillment sessions with Sunny Lane, Mika Tan, Coffee Brown, and a string of other stunning starlets who made the move from selling themselves on-screen to doing it in person for anyone willing to pay.

Passing away in his sleep romping around his own 72nd birthday party (and even adopting a dog), Hof leaves behind an empire that is truly second to none on American soil. One-time (and perhaps current) flame, Heidi Fleiss, herself quite experiencing in the ol’ pimpin’ business, is rumored to be poised to take over. Hof’s political opponents and supporters – he was mid-campaign for a Nevada State Assembly seat – are in shock at the news. And we, the porn fans that never made it to one of his houses of sin to bang our favorite adult superstar (or dedicated off-screen-only unknown), raise our glasses in toast of one of the adult world’s truly singular (and singularly controversial) figures!

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – September 19th, 2018

As summer winds down and we scan our environs in vain, searching for a glimpse of gorgeous bikini-clad booty one last time before the winter chill settles in, Mr. Pink’s ogles a trio a awesome sites this week, all of them part of the illustrious Nubiles empire. Bad Teens Punished, Step Siblings Caught, and the Nubiles Porn network itself all received solid new assessments from yours truly, their HD videos and elaborate concepts just as thrilling as ever. On the blog, we’re highlighting two impressive pornstars currently dealing with visa, immigration, and work permit issues in the USA, issues which may keep them from your favorites sites and studios. Next week, we’ll be training our attention on a new VR venture and the site that started it all for this week’s picks, Nubiles.net! Until then, folks, keep fappin’!

Give Me Your Wild, Your Whores…

Misha in ExileAh, politics and porn, they make strange but surprisingly natural bedfellows. The world of explicit sexual entertainment has mixed with the Washington elite in an assortment of sordid ways. When it comes to immigration – one of our most hotly debated current political concerns – there’s two adult performers that immediately spring to mind.

Long Island-based cam performer, softcore model, live dancer, pornstar, and activist Maya Morena may have been granted temporary legal residence in the USA through the DACA program but that doesn’t exactly make it easy to keep her porn career going. After well received scenes for studios glorious (Exotic4K), filthy (Gloryhole Secrets, Gangbang Creampie), and erotically sophisticated (Kelly Madison), the Honduran-born performer seemed on the verge of a major breakthrough. Writing eloquently about the difficulties she and other DACA recipients, sex workers or otherwise, face finding work and solidifying a future, Morena is persistent and inspired in her desire to remind folks that you can’t fuck an exotic foreign chick if she’s not allowed in your country.

Some overly eager observers may start shouting racism at the first notice of Ms. Morena’s Central-American heritage and not-exactly-lilywhite skin tone but she’s far from the only adult performer to struggle with US immigration authorities. Polish pornstar and winner of XBIZ and AVN Awards for Female Foreign Performer of the Year (2015 and 16, respectively), Misha Cross, was denied reentry into the USA at Houston airport, detained and interrogated by immigration officials for 48 hours before being shuttled back to Poland and barred from future US entry. Turning some typical authoritarian bullshit into boner-inducing entertainment, the marvelous Ms. Cross makes her directorial debut for Evil Angel this month, releasing Misha in Exile, a star showcase inspired by her banishment. Along with regular co-star Samantha Bentley (who also composed the musical score), Cross takes to the ocean for a movie she hopes will be both “beautiful and technically the highest quality possible.”

Misha in Exile is available to purchase or stream today from Evil Angel. Maya Morena continues to fight for her right to fuck on film in the land of opportunity.

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