Freddy Goes Fingering

A Wet Dream on Elm StreetDirector Lee Roy Myers is back at it again with another nightmarish follow up to The Human Sexipede, his XXX parody of cult horror hit, The Human Centipede. As reported by horror movie site Dread Central, Myers next project parodies one of horror’s most revered icons, Freddy Krueger. A Wet Dream on Elm Street, due for release on September 29 (just in time for Halloween), is a concept Myers is sure will go down marvelously with the parody-loving porn-viewing public, saying “It’ll be funny, sexy, dark and very, very different. This is the porn parody that I always wanted to do…Freddy, with dildos on his fingers!”

A Wet Dream on Elm Street pits a dildo-fingered “Freddy Fingers” (Anthony Rosano) against Jennifer White, Gracie Glam, Charley Chase, Giselle Leon, and Sophie Dee in what promises to be a nation-wide frat-house hit. Teaser images have already started causing a stir on the adult blogosphere with some keyboard-pounders even going so far as to declare 2011 the beginning of a “golden age of porn parodies.”

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What then, Tumblr, Twitter, AVN et. al., do you make of this…

Ufuk

Ufuk at XXX VaultThis week’s edition of Mr. Pink’s Wacky, Strange, Bizarre, Curious, and often Downright Funny Porn Star name of the week brings us the hilariously and somewhat curiously titled Ufuk.

Ufuk??? Yes, say it with me, Ufuk.

Ufuk was found was browsing the XXX Vault network for an upcoming review to be featured at MrPinks.com. According to XXX Vault, Ufuk in Turkish is translated to “Horizon.” I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that the English translation for Ufuk is “You Fuck.” Ufuk simply has a name you won’t forget.

Mr. Pink’s salutes you Ufuk and your somewhat bizarre porn star name. Keep on fucking Ufuk!

Power Bosom

Power Bosom at XL GirlsThis edition of Mr. Pink’s Wacky, Strange, Bizarre, Curious, and often Downright Funny Porn Star name of the week brings you Power Bosom!

Power Bosom??? What, was Bionic Boobs already taken?

This ultra thick and super stacked mama was spotted while browsing XL Girls for some crazy porn star names and ogling a few BBW babes at the same time. XL Girls definitely had a few hilarious porn star names which we will talk about in future blog posts.

Mr. Pink’s salutes you Power Bosom and your wacky porn star name! Keep rockin’ that super stacked rack!

Speaking of XL Girls, isn’t Mandy Pearl one of the most stunning BBW models you have ever seen?

Pink Pussy

Pink Pussy - DDF networkYou know what time it is? Mr. Pink’s Wacky, Strange, Bizarre, Curious, and often Downright Funny Porn Star name of the week.

This weeks featured star is a 23 year-old Hungarian hottie that is featured in over 20 hardcore scenes on the DDF Prod Network. Let me introduce you to Pink Pussy.

Pink Pussy combines two of my favorite things, the color pink and pussy. And while our favorite outer-space jizz-box jockey Captain James T. Kirk may have had an intergalactic hard-on for Green Pussy, most earthbound men still prefer Pink Pussy over Space Pussy.

Simply stated, nothing beats Pink Pussy!