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Ms. Cleo

Caller??? Mr. Pink’s Wacky, Strange, Bizarre, Curious, and often Downright Funny Porn Star name of the week brings you Ms. Cleo.

First thing that came to my mind when I spotted the name of this thick ass honey was those hilarious late-night Psychic Readers Network infomercials featuring the “psychic” Miss Cleo. You know the one that claimed she was from Jamaica but was born in LA. I miss those infomercials.

Back to Ms. Cleo. I spotted Ms. Cleo on the Bang Bros Network site Brown Bunnies in an outrageous scene that is just as memorable as those Miss Cleo infomercials. Ms. Cleo stuffs her entire body and XL booty into a shopping cart and gets rammed, slammed, and stuffed by thick dicked Shorty Mac. Great stuff all around for all you guys out there who lust after phat ass fucking! MrPinks.com has awarded you, Ms. Cleo, with this weeks edition of Mr. Pink’s Wacky, Strange, Bizarre, Curious, and often Downright Funny Porn Star name of the week! Let’s go shopping!

Too Pretty for Porn

Mr. Pink’s Wacky, Strange, Bizarre, Curious, and often Downright Funny Porn Star name of the week brings you Too Pretty for Porn. No, that’s not a statement. Too Pretty for Porn is an actual name of a delicious ebony pornstar.

Mr. Pink came across Too Pretty for Porn (aka 2 Pretty 4 Porn) while browsing the Black category on Videobox (Which is one of Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews top rated sites, BTW). While her name is a bit of a contradiction, since she was obviously doing porn (some serious hardcore porn nonetheless), I just had to find out more about this ebony pornstar with a somewhat wacky name. Turns out that Too Pretty for Porn is Gabrielle Carmouche, an actual mainstream actress that has been seen on The Cosby Show, Sister, Sister, In The House, and Big Brother Jake.

Mainstream actress that has performed in a couple of hardcore pornos? Don’t we all wish that would happen more often? Check out her scene from the adult film Triple Shot on Videobox. This ebony babe loves getting all of her holes filled! For that scintillating scene and your interesting back story, Too Pretty for Porn you have earned your way into Mr. Pink’s Wacky, Strange, Bizarre, Curious, and often Downright Funny Porn Star name of the week.

Tichuana Pearl

Guess what time it is? Time for another installment of our latest feature – Mr. Pink’s Wacky, Strange, Bizarre, Curious, and often Downright Funny Porn Star name of the week.

This weeks features sex star is the curiously named Tichuana Pearl. Mr. Pink’s discovered Pearl while performing our latest re-review of My XXX Pass (which is discounted to $179.95/Month for MrPinks.com visitors, BTW)

I’m not sure what’s the deal with Tichuana Pearl and the origin of her onscreen performance name. Maybe they were going for Tijuana Pearl and somehow the spelling got lost in translation? Maybe there is an actual place called Tichuana or Tichuana is an actual type of pearl? Mr. Pink does not know the answer to this mind boggling question but I do know Tichuana Pearl has an adoration for facial piercings and an intense sexual appetite for anal sex as evident by her scene on the enormous My XXX Pass network.

Although I have only found one scene featuring Tichuana Pearl, I’m still impressed. Keep on bangin’.

Questa

Today brings a new feature to Mr. Pink’s Blog – Mr. Pink’s Wacky, Strange, Bizarre, Curious, and often Downright Funny Porn Star name of the week.

This week’s featured Porn Star is the curiously named Questa. Yes, her name may sound like a new pharmaceutical drug such as Lyrica, Lunesta, Cymbalta, or (say it with me) Aciphex but Questa is actually a sapphic sexual superstar.

Questa can be found within the 21Sextury Network and Only Cuties.

Mr. Pink’s salutes you Questa and your curious name. Rock on!!!