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Street Art Meets Porn with Mishka

Brooklyn-based streetwear company, Mishka, might have let 2012 slide by without capturing every month in one of its near-legendary calendars, but it’s not about to let 2013 suffer the same fate. With photography by Ellen Stagg, the 2013 Mishka Calendar wraps porn’s most sizzling ladies in dynamic cartoonish imagery from the likes of Shane Jessup, Joe King, Buff Monster, and Magomed Dovjenko. There’s also a monthly comic strip from the utterly twisted mind of Johnny Ryan. But you’re reading a porn blog. You likely don’t give a shit about anything Mishka-related unless it involves pert nipples and a shapely thigh. Good news, then, as Jelena Jensen, Justine Joli, Lily Labeau, and Melina Mason (among others) have lent their alliteration-heavy names and incomparably sexy physiques to Mishka’s 2013 calendar.

As these preview images show, the combination of the artists’ graffiti and animation inspired illustrations and the extremely potent and provocative visions of beauty they surround make a unique way to chronicle your No Fap November progress. I mean, where else would you see Stoya bursting through a black hole and escaping the tentacles of an alien octopus creature as an angry eyeball and a leather jacket-wearing, cutlass-wielding cyclops speed away in an interstellar hot rod? Where else can you find Lauren WK toting an uzi, dynamite, and hand grenades as a near-naked Red Riding Hood? (Aside from your pants-moistening fever dreams, of course.)

Attell Back with More Old Porn

No comedian has made more blatant his love of sexual deviancy than Dave Attell. The two-time AVN Awards host hasn’t just hobnobbed with porn’s best and brightest, he’s already figured out a way to watch porn professionally. With one well received season already in the can and a second premiering this past week, Showtime’s couch-bound comedy show Dave’s Old Porn sees the standup inviting guests to sit with him and watch vintage pornographic movies from the days of Super8, VHS, and Betamax. While not the most interesting concept on paper, in practice the show’s a riot that blends Mystery Science Theater 3000 commentary with interviews that, thanks to guests like Kathy Griffin, Joe Rogan, Chelsea Handler, Marc Maron, and porn stars both active and retired, Ginger Lynn, Joanna Angel, Nina Hartley, Tom Byron, and Ron Jeremy, are as riotous as they are revealing.

Talking to Men’s Health on the eve of the show’s second season premiere, Attell revealed that the idea for Dave’s Old Porn came after “four years of drinking and walking around in the rain” on his Comedy Central show Insomniac, when he decided his next TV gig should omit heavy weather and include, preferably, “a lot of porn.” While cum-showers are definitely on the cards, most of the golden age goodies Attell and his guests watch and riff on are precipitate-free, leaving commentators to focus, not surprisingly, on the differences between vintage porn and the contemporary adult entertainment scene.

Calling today’s porn “super hardcore… it looks more like an MMA fight”, Attell asserts that, although we may make fun of them now, the more character-driven porno narratives of yore had viewers finding themselves actually caring about the people doing the fucking. “You really fall in love with the girls, and the guys were like chameleons. Ron Jeremy was a flight attendant, a plumber, a secret agent… the range of that guy! Robert DeNiro cannot do what Ron Jeremy does.” And, more importantly, few people want to see him try.

Dave’s Old Porn continues its second season Thursday at 11pm ET on Showtime.

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Halloween Round-Up, Pt. Two!

Brazzers already has some killer Halloween-themed porn online, but the legendarily nasty network isn’t stopping there! October 30th will see Bride of Frankendick available for viewing at Real Wife Stories. Starring Shay Sights in the titular role, Bride of Frankendick sees the warped Doctor of the title creating a piecemeal superslut to handle his impressive length and girth, only to find that she demands more dick than he alone can provide. Naturally, he calls in some buddies to gangbang his new creation!

October 31st, Halloween celebrations continue at Brazzers with Trick or Treat or Bukkake, a Big Tits in Uniform scene starring Alexis Ford and a trio of nut-busters, and tells of their cum-soaking shenanigans. Alexis plays a cop who’s called to check out a noise complaint at Michael Vegas’s house. Turns out Mike’s party was such a sausage-fest the boys decided to hire a hooker. One case of mistaken identity later, Alexis winds up drenched in a milky white treat she won’t soon forget.

Brett Rossi teams up with Natalia Starr for When Girls Play’s spooky treat, Halloween Makes Me Horny. The two blonde stunners are hiding out in a homemade bed-sheet tent, sharing their fears and phobias when, one thing leading to another, they start pulling off each other’s already scant clothing. That’s one way to calm the nerves, I ‘spose!

Classy eroticism meets Halloween horror at Sex Art, where you’ll find newcomer Aria Salazar crossing paths with William Corazon on the way to a costume party in the hills of Malibu.

POV blowjob-focused site Amateur Allure always celebrates the spookiest day of the year in style and 2012 is no exception. Watch gorgeous young Mika drop to all fours in her saucy kitty costume and pleasure AA’s Ray as a thank you for his killer decorations.

Man, it seems like this year is seeing an increase in Halloween hardcore content. Although my trembling knees and toothache will probably disagree with me, I really don’t want Halloween to end!

Halloween Porn Round-up, Pt. 1!

Every year when October comes to a close, the online porn world sees an inordinate number of fanged, red-eyed, blood-sucking women launch themselves on unsuspecting men and, depending on where you look, on each other. Halloween, All Hallow’s Eve, Hop-tu-Naa, Qingming, Dia de los Muertos, Samhain… Whatever you’re celebrating come the close of October and the advent of November, you can bet there’s a porn scene hitting the cyberwaves to celebrate these holidays. Predominantly focusing on All Hallow’s Eve and its closest variants, American porn sites always make a concerted effort to ensure their fans remember their annual dose of Halloween-themed smut. This year is no different to previous Halloween holidays in the porn world – although the ever-increasing popularity of Twitter and Instagram are sure to give us glimpses of stunningly sexy pornstar costumes – and a number of sites have already launched their celebrations.

Over at Kelly and Ryan Madison’s Teen Fidelity, 18-year-old cutie Staci Silverstone comes up against one legendary movie villain of more recent times, Freddy Krueger himself, in a scene entitled Nightmare on Teen Street. Let’s hope she manages to avoid damage to her killer young body!

Wicked Pictures is also planning a live event, its twelfth, which will feature Phoenix Marie, Rachel Roxxx, and Alexis Monroe. Although details are still unavailable, it is being billed as a Halloween Special and since it’s due to air on October 30th (4pm EST), you can be sure the aptly named Wicked won’t disappoint. (Unfortunately, you’ll just have to keep an eye on Wicked’s website for further details.)

Brazzers site, Doctor Adventures, already has its Halloween celebration online. Called S.L.U.D.S. (Subhuman Lesbian Underground Dwellers), the scene sees mutant sluts Rachel Roxxx and Chanel Preston ensnare and devour soliders Will Powers and Bill Bailey in a Nevada desert in a possible dystopian future.

Mommy Got Boobs, another Brazzers site, is also joining the festivities with Hellvira: Mistress of the Fuck. Modeled after Cassandra Peterson’s buxom goth creation, Hellvira (Joslyn James) dazzles the hicks of her old hometown. Toni Ribas and Will Powers might be conservative dudes, but once face-to-face with Hellvira’s ample rack, well, they lose all self-restraint – as anyone would! There’s sure to be more Halloween smut on the way, so keep your beady eye trained on Mr. Pink’s to get all the gory details as they develop.