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Halloween Roundup Part 1

Every October people all around the world eagerly await Halloween, the one day every year when it’s not only acceptable to dress as a demonic sadist, ghetto street hooker, or zombified Captain America, it’s downright expected. The porn industry has always enjoyed some gussied-up Halloween antics and with the rise in popularity of parody porn, adult studios and websites seem even more eared towards presenting a decadent costume play that is strictly for the grown-ups. In this two-part blog, Mr. Pink is going to highlight some of the stunningly spooky pornographic achievements that have come to our attention in the lead up to All Hallow’s Eve.

Those randy rascals the Bang Bros have already added not one, but two Halloween-themed scenes to their highly-rated network, employing Nordic superstar Puma Swede and a quintet of lesbionic hussies for some all-out costumed degeneracy. Featured on Bang Bus, Puma Swede dons a kinky nurses uniform reminiscent of Kill Bill’s Elle Driver and roams around Miami in a pumpkin and spiderweb filled van, pulling random guys off the street and asking them to dump their candy directly into her mouth. It’s all there in “Trick or Treat BITCHES!”

Over at the Bros’ relatively new all-girl site, Party of 3, the sapphic quintet – Alexis Fawx, Mercedes Lynn, Anastasia Morna, Blarie Banks, and the bootylicious Rachel Starr – get together and simply try on some costumes. Although they giddily prance around naked, it’s not until Rachel starts grab-assing whoever is wearing the spandex cop uniform that things get crazy. Forty-odd minutes of finger-banging, clit-licking, dildo-riding, strapon fucking lesbian action later, everyone agree that “Halloween Pussy Party” is one shindig they won’t soon forget.

Never ones to be outdone, Brazzers have pulled out all stops in their high-concept Halloween production, The Sexorcist, starring Sophie Dee, Zoe Voss, and Jordan Ash. Featured on Pornstars Like it Big, The Sexorcist sees supreme British whore Sophie playing a women driven to furious displays of unrestrained sexual aggressiveness by the demon that has possessed her. Concerned roommate Zoe gets caught in the demon’s grasp and suffers multiple squirts to the face, forcing her to call in The Sexorcist himself, Father Ash, in the hopes that this holy man can rid Sophie of her otherworldly affliction before she nails him, too. Somehow I kinda doubt he’s successful.

Staying well within the Earthly realm as it their M.O., Reality Kings throw their own Halloween bash on Money Talks. Resident cocksman Voodo takes to the streets in “Sleeping Booty” to pick up everyday hussies for a debasin’ good time in the RK van. One such girl, Megan Brown, is paid to lay down and allow her snatch to become a 3D canvas as Voodoo creates a snarling werewolf out of her upper thighs, complete with fake fangs between her lower lips. Hey, just because it’s “Reality,” doesn’t mean it has to make sense!

Tune in tomorrow, guys and ghouls, for the further adventures of “Monster” Pink for more sapphic Samhain celebrations and tittyfucking trick-or-treating.

Sex Toys for Boys… and Girls, too!

It’s fair to say that women usually reap the benefits of advancements in the sexual aid industry. Pornography, most of which is clearly targeted to an exclusively male audience, aside, the majority of high selling toys, aids, and novelties focus on providing increased pleasure for women. Until recently, men have had to be content with using their own two hands or a soft plastic sheath to attain heightened sexual pleasure. With the release of Ntimate Inc.’s “male pleasure system”, FleshWrap, the limits of your potential sexual pleasure may have increased ten fold. That is, of course, if you don’t mind pulling your balls away from your shaft and trapping them in this distant position with a vice-like metal bar/plastic ring apparatus; or, as Ntimate put it, “gently stretch[ing] the scrotum forward and lift[ing] the testicles upward.”

Women, of course, aren’t being neglected, as the FleshWrap claims to increase their pleasure during intercourse by helping your testicles and scrotum rub against your partner with every stroke. As intriguing as the FleshWrap might sound to a woman, who wants to let you girlfriend literally trap your balls in a vice? If you’re think mostly of her, you do have a few other innovations to try out.

After causing a minor sensation at AVN’s Adult Novelty Expo back in January, but only now being made available to the public, the revolutionary Ola vibrator from Minna Life is already making substantial waves in the female pleasure market. The vibrator, which features a groundbreaking interface that enable the wielder to control vibrational patterns by varying the pressure of her grip on the innovative touch-sensitive handle, may cost a whopping $165, but who can put a price on sexual satisfaction?

For those ladies with less money to throw around but a delightfully sinful desire for a new toy to mess with, there’s always Hustler Toys’ new Devilish Darling. This 8-inch waterproof silicone vibe, available in red and white, is embossed with devil horns and hearts and joins, just in time for Halloween, such carnal curiosities as Hustler’s metallic studded Disco Stick and Dia de los Muertos-themed Scandalous Skull vibrators, and costs a more affordable $67.95.

As for the FleshWrap… I’m game. Which is to say, Mr. Pink’s certainly wouldn’t turn down a complimentary Ntimate FleshWrap, for review purposes, of course. Thanks in advance Ntimate!

Ahem.

Babewatching on Wall Street

Whether you’re a Tea Party fan, one of the nation’s richest, or an attendee either physical or spiritual at the current wave of Occupy Wall Street inspired protests sweeping the planet, the fact that you’re reading this blog means you appreciate the beauty of the feminine form. So too does documentary filmmaker Steven Greenstreet, whose ‘Hot Chicks of Occupy Wall Street’ video has aroused both ire and admiration from 99%-ers around the world. With some women finding Greenstreet and cohort Brandon Bloch’s 4-minute video tribute to a selection of attractive, intelligent, proactive protesters of New York’s Zuccotti Park to be nothing but the sexist work of two lecherous heterosexual ignoramuses, the video has inspired so much debate that Salon even published a 2,500 word discussion amongst its staffers as to whether or not ‘Hot Chicks of Occupy Wall Street’ was sexist. The outcome? Maybe, maybe not.

What seems to be missing from so many of the ad hominem attacks on Greenstreet (as well as a wordless arson attempt at his apartment) is that the vast majority of the videos runtime is devoted to showing protesting women celebrating their common ground together and rather lucidly expressing their reasons for attending the Occupy Wall Street protests. Isn’t that what political activism is all about, getting your point across in a clear and emphatic way? Whatever your stance on Greenstreet’s alleged sexism, you have to admit that his video is drawing a huge amount of attention – from such international news sources as Le Monde (France), Folha (Brazil), Index (Croatia), and, uh, The Salt Lake Tribune – to an increasingly popular cause.

Just be thankful these are Urban Outfitters-wearing hipsters and not the muddy, hairy hippies of the 60s! Well, unless that’s your thing. No judgment here at Mr. Pink’s.

Hot Chicks of Occupy Wall Street from Steven Greenstreet

K-Pop-Porn

If the recent-ish launch of international pop music channels MTV Iggy and MNet America are to be believed, the USA is about to be inundated by a world of music most Americans have never even considered. From reggaeton to baile funk, from C-Pop to J-Pop to K-pop, there are dozens of artists with the talent, determination, and financial backing to blow the minds of America’s Internet generation. One group already starting their US invasion is the nine-member South Korean girl group Girl’s Generation. Having just released their first worldwide single, The Boys, the video to which garnered over 4 million YouTube views on its day of release, with an American album release coming in November through Interscope Records, and with a showcase performance at Madison Square Garden this Sunday in New York City, Girls’ Generation are poised to bring about a global group revival in popular music. Their tunes are great and Taeyon, Hyoyeon, Yuri, Yoona, Tiffany, Sooyoung, Seohyun, Jessica, and Sunny has distinct personalities and styles but blend together as a perfect ensemble, but what’s the real reason behind their smash worldwide success? For the answer, as always, we turn to porn.

Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, and Katy Perry have all been lampooned in US porn productions, but they’re just solo performers. Imagine how appealing a pornographic movie based on a nine-member all-girl singing and dancing group would be! Well, folks, it exists. Beautiful Legs Legend, a JAV (Japan Adult Video) release that copies Girls’ Generation’s outfits, dance moves, and music, but with an illicit twist, has proven that, along with the real ninesome’s truckload of miniskirt and short-short-accented stage outfits, long legs can sell anything. Unfortunately, the JAV in question consists largely of five, not nine uncoordinated young women lazily dancing around sans panties. Yeah, there’s a foot fetish bukkake scene thrown in at the end, but that’s pretty dull, too. I suppose that’s what you get when Japan, whose pop music (J-Pop) has became stale and uninspired over recent years after decades of Asian dominance, tries to take on the rapidly expanding and wildly successful eighteen-legged Korean juggernaut that is Girls’ Generation. Fighting!