Sinning with James Deen

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James Deen couldn’t possibly get any bigger, could he? I’m not talking about his more than adequate member, either, but his celebrity. After ascending to unheard of mainstream stardom thanks to his dearly devoted female fans, many of them women who’d never before found a male pornstar at all appealing, a controversial CNN interview, and a role in a controversial Bret Easton Ellis-written, Paul Schrader-directed, Lindsay Lohan-starring movie, The Canyons, it seemed America’s favorite perverted boy-next-door couldn’t do any better! So, Deen did what any performer with newfound notoriety and success did, he went all artsy on us. He shot dimly-lit, grungy features based on the seven deadly sins: greed, gluttony, lust, pride, envy, sloth, and wrath.

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GREED deals with an insufferable playboy whose mansion is literally lined with naked women. Strolling past them on his way to a meeting after facefucking a trio of beauties for breakfast. After fucking his colleague (Alektra Blue) and leaving her to roam his spacious abode, Deen’s private stock of female flesh is fully unveiled, resulting in an orgy of epic proportions.James Deen greed

In GLUTTONY Deen hands full-figured Harper Hughes her first starring role and asks her to lie on a banquet table surrounded by tantalizing cuisine and copulating couples. Will she join in the wet-and-messy indulgence or remain abstinent? Whatever she chooses, you know she’ll be well taken care of by Deen and his dinner guests, all eight of them.

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For LUST, Deen hands the lead role over to Bailey Blue, who plays an insatiable (and rather inspired) nymphomaniac whose sexual exploration takes her from mundane morning sex to an alleyway anal pounding to a fantasy seven-dick roundtable laden with bondage wear and silent, dominant men. As Blue eyes some Polaroids, her fantasies again take over and she’s struggling to accommodate four rock-hard men. It’s dark and dirty in Bailey Blue’s world.

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PRIDE features Casey Calvert and sees her gangbanged by three suited women wearing not only Deen’s cock but his face, too. A familiar figure enters, offers a silent command, and the masked trio bends over and exposes their rears, ripe for the taking. Deen ravishes all three then proceed to – get this! – spooges on the faces of his three doppelgangers before turning his attention to Ms. Calvert. Little does he know, however, that she’ll be the death of him, quite literally.

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Is this the actual honest-to-Yama demise of James Deen or will he return to tackle Envy, Sloth, and Wrath? Well, according to Evil Angel’s release schedule, he will, so you’d best come back next week as I take another look at what Mr. Deen’s fevered, perverted mind has come up with. And be sure to keep an eye out for Mr. Pink’s brand new review of Deen’s official site, where you’ll find every episode of this series along with a booming archive of the world’s most famous fucker’s best work.

 

New Sensations, New Style

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New Sensations has long been a company that prided itself on being utterly contemporary. From its very name to its observance of porno trends – which, of late, has seen many a new series focusing on pseudo-incestuous sex, cuckolding, and BBW performers – New Sensations aims to keep its audience tickled by trend recognition while always increasing in size. Now, in much the same way a few other big name networks have done, New Sensations has redesigned its members-only website for modern use.

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Outside it’s still the same New Sensations of old, but inside members find a shiny new layout only launched this week. A large banner greets and entices members to check out featured titles – Hey, it’s Kelly Shibari in her very own NS title! – sitting neatly above the latest updates and featured Girl of the Month – Carter Cruise, what the fuck is up, girl? – while a simple text menu lays out your browsing options and remains always available.

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Clearly designed with tablet use in mind, the new New Sensations orients page elements in a tightly packed but not overcrowded way so that, once a scene has been selected, your viewing window is not caged in by ads and content links. You’ll still find related scenes displayed beneath your selected erection-inducer, but you’re not bombarded with additional options while trying to focus on, say, Brooke Wylde’s big tits.

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As always, it’s great to see a prominent adult network keeping up-to-date with advancing technology and putting control in the hands of its members, whatever viewing platform they prefer to use when browsing one-handed New Sensations’ endless supply of awesome porn. Next up (I presume), New Sensations rejigged mobile platform! (‘Cause the current one is ugly as sin.)

Beatin’ on a Budget! with Brazzers

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If you’ve been paying any attention to Mr. Pink’s over the past few years, you’ll have noticed we’re big fans of Brazzers ’round here. It’s not just the steady parade of impeccable pornstar talent being featured or the infamous network’s 32 websites or the 60fps 1080p HD movies sizzling up the screen, nor is it the highly customizable viewing platform on which all its scenes stream or the company’s devotion to hosting anal, DP, and gangbang debuts that keeps us coming back to “The ZZ” – it’s the value!

Previously discounted by ten dollars, the regular monthly Brazzers membership price of $29.99 has undoubtedly prevented less financially secure readers from indulging. Now, however, there’s an absolutely unmissable deal that’ll get you one month inside the world’s most acclaimed adult emporium for less than ten bucks! That’s right, smut lovers, Brazzers can now be enjoyed at the low price of $9.95 for your first month (with subsequent months recurring at full price unless cancelled).

Can you think of a better way to test out the infamous Brazzers before committing to lifelong attendance? I sure can’t, not with figures like these encouraging your, my, our complete attention:

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Home to 32 websites holding a combined 6,047 scenes and now available for just $9.95, Brazzers is essentially offering you each of its celebrated sites for .31¢ and individual scenes for .0016¢ each or 625-for-$1! What more needs to be said?

Discounts as dramatic as these rarely last long, so I’d suggest making the leap to Brazzers membership before prices start rising and this golden opportunity slips by once more. After all, we are talking about the winner of three-time winner of the AVN Award for Best Membership Website and 2014’s Best Studio trophy. Kinda hard to beat, this Brazzers empire!

Brazzers Coups See Major Debuts

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Arguably the most prominent and influential of all online adult entertainment networks, Brazzers has over the past ten years ascended to near-household name status, becoming the benchmark by which all popular conception of hardcore pornography is set. Early on in Brazzers’ reign, some exec decided that the single most irresistible pornographic event to a home viewer was a scene in which an established star did something she’d never done on-camera before. As a result, Brazzers has netted an astounding number of anal, DP, boy/girl and gangbang debuts, enough to put any other network to shame. As part of Mr. Pink’s continuing coverage of Brazzers’ 10th anniversary, here’s a rundown of who did what for the very first time under the Brazzers marquee.

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The anal debut has become porn’s hottest commodities and, thanks to Brazzers, you can see the rear passages of the following 29 stars pried open and plundered for the very first time: Mia Malkova, Madison Ivy, Jenni Lee, Ryder Skye, Kiara Mia, Rio Lee, Emma Butt, Alex Chance, Kelsi Monroe, Britney Shannon, Leya Falcon, Tasha Reign, Alexis Monroe, Madison Rose, Jessica Nyx, Britney Andrews, Paige Turnah, Aleksa Nicole, Sophia Lomeli, Candy Manson, Alanah Rae, Ava Addams, Sadie Swede, Ariella Ferrera, Madison Scott, Krissy Lynn, Mason Moore, Rachel RoXXX.

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After anal debuts, it’s a formerly girl-girl-only performer’s first on-screen romp with a penis that gets the most attention, and Brazzers is home to a dozen such scenes starring Akira Lane, Nina Elle, Aaliyah Love, Summer Brielle, Lexi Lowe, Cherie Deville, Ashley Graham, Aryana Augustine, Karlie Montana, Samm Rosee, Hanna Hilton (the most hardcore Kate Upton lookalike alive today), and, most recently, the woman touted as “The Next Jenna Jameson,” Kayla Kayden.

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Another altogether dirtier dozen women made far more adventurous debuts on Brazzers sites, saddling up for their very first double-penetration and gangbang scenes. Taking on two (sometimes) three dudes at a time, the DP Debut crew includes Christy Mack, Britney Amber, India Summer, Ava Addams, Veronica Avluv, Ariella Ferrera, Brandy Aniston, Rachel RoXXX, and Angelina Valentine while Brazzers threw every available stiff dick at Diamond Foxxx, Nikki Sexx, and, perhaps the most outlandish and adventurous woman Brazzers has ever seen, Veronica Avluv, putting them through the proverbial wringer in intense four and five-on-one encounters.

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Not wishing to name any less-than-stiff competitors to Brazzers’ celebrated catalog of porno debuts, I’ll simply leave you with the above list of names and links with which to view every cavity-streching, ass-expanding, teeth-gritting moment of these performers’ ascent to superstardom. (But, seriously, come on Naughty America, lift your game!)