Porn | Mr. Pink's Blog - Part 189

Freddy Goes Fingering

Director Lee Roy Myers is back at it again with another nightmarish follow up to The Human Sexipede, his XXX parody of cult horror hit, The Human Centipede. As reported by horror movie site Dread Central, Myers next project parodies one of horror’s most revered icons, Freddy Krueger. A Wet Dream on Elm Street, due for release on September 29 (just in time for Halloween), is a concept Myers is sure will go down marvelously with the parody-loving porn-viewing public, saying “It’ll be funny, sexy, dark and very, very different. This is the porn parody that I always wanted to do…Freddy, with dildos on his fingers!”

A Wet Dream on Elm Street pits a dildo-fingered “Freddy Fingers” (Anthony Rosano) against Jennifer White, Gracie Glam, Charley Chase, Giselle Leon, and Sophie Dee in what promises to be a nation-wide frat-house hit. Teaser images have already started causing a stir on the adult blogosphere with some keyboard-pounders even going so far as to declare 2011 the beginning of a “golden age of porn parodies.”

What then, Tumblr, Twitter, AVN et. al., do you make of this…

Teaching the Feminine Touch

Most “lesbian” porn movies tend to err on the side of appealing to the mostly male audience’s basest instincts and render their depictions of sapphic love in broad, rough strokes. Kissing is essentially a mutual tongue lashing that is quickly discarded in favor of acts more aggressive than sensual; dildos are ferociously plunged into every available orifice, breasts are pinched, squeezed, and slapped, and the performers throw their heads back, whipping their hair around in apparent ecstasy, while a large portion of porn fans still long for girl-on-girl sex scenes that are explicit but sensual, hardcore but still intimate.

Elegant Angel, a studio well known for its high production values and impressive roster of adult superstars, recently launched their new lesbian brand, Club 59 and aim to produce up to a dozen new DVD releases each year while also developing a members-only website, both of them offering the finest authentic all-female sex. Of particular interest is the recently released title Teach Me, a production that brings together an older, more experienced woman with a relative newcomer. Starring such promising pairings as Julia Ann & Jessie Andrews, Darla Crane & Allie Haze, Zoey Holloway & Dani Daniels, and Lisa Ann & Jana Jordan, Teach Me sees offers something far more authentically seductive and sensual while still retaining the fervent lust upon which these performers have built their reputations.

The Teach Me trailer can be seen here.

Ufuk

This week’s edition of Mr. Pink’s Wacky, Strange, Bizarre, Curious, and often Downright Funny Porn Star name of the week brings us the hilariously and somewhat curiously titled Ufuk.

Ufuk??? Yes, say it with me, Ufuk.

Ufuk was found was browsing the XXX Vault network for an upcoming review to be featured at MrPinks.com. According to XXX Vault, Ufuk in Turkish is translated to “Horizon.” I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that the English translation for Ufuk is “You Fuck.” Ufuk simply has a name you won’t forget.

Mr. Pink’s salutes you Ufuk and your somewhat bizarre porn star name. Keep on fucking Ufuk!

James Franco’s Kink.com documentary

After praising adult performers for their acting abilities while in the company of such socially acceptable thespians as Colin Firth, Natalie Portman, and Annette Bening at Newsweek’s ‘Oscar Roundtable’ discussion back in January 2011, Hollywood renaissance man James Franco recently announced that an upcoming documentary project would focus on a man named Peter Acworth, best known to Mr. Pink’s readers and horny fellas everywhere as the founder and lead producer of a little company called Kink.com. Housed in the historic San Francisco Armory, Kink’s dungeons, cellars, ballrooms, dining halls, and bedrooms have hosted a virtual who’s who of top-tier pornographic talent from Amy Brooke to Charley Chase, Sasha Grey to Faye Reagan. In late June, a now-deleted tweet from Kink regular Rain DeGrey said Franco was in the house and attracting lusty stares from all the girls; business as usual for the 33-year-old actor, author, director, painter, producer, screenwriter, NYU professor, and perennial student.

With Kink.com’s continually evolving slate of fetishistic online endeavors as his palette – websites Hogtied, Water Bondage, Sex and Submission, Bound Gang Bangs, Everything Butt, and Men in Pain included – whatever Franco and his crew come up with is sure to be an intriguing look into one of porn’s most exciting and groundbreaking production entities.

Oh, and what else has Franco been up to lately? Why, starring in a movie called Cherry, described as “A drama centered on a troubled young woman who moves to San Francisco, where she gets involved in pornography and aligns herself with a cocaine-addicted lawyer.” In a hardcore version of Diablo Cody’s rise to screenwriting prominence, Cherry is based on a screenplay written by none other than Lorelai Lee.