Power Bosom

Power Bosom at XL GirlsThis edition of Mr. Pink’s Wacky, Strange, Bizarre, Curious, and often Downright Funny Porn Star name of the week brings you Power Bosom!

Power Bosom??? What, was Bionic Boobs already taken?

This ultra thick and super stacked mama was spotted while browsing XL Girls for some crazy porn star names and ogling a few BBW babes at the same time. XL Girls definitely had a few hilarious porn star names which we will talk about in future blog posts.

Mr. Pink’s salutes you Power Bosom and your wacky porn star name! Keep rockin’ that super stacked rack!

Speaking of XL Girls, isn’t Mandy Pearl one of the most stunning BBW models you have ever seen?

Porn’s Most Unconventional Marriage

One of Mr. Pink’s favorite porn sites, Porn Fidelity, the online home of husband and wife team, Kelly and Ryan Madison, is now in its eight year of operation and has finally, thanks to never missing a weekly update, adds its 400th scene. But how to celebrate? Kelly and Ryan – she with her remarkable 34G breasts, he with permission to fuck plenty of other women (as long as his wife can occasionally join in) – never do anything half-heartedly so in honor of this milestone they’ve invited five of porn’s most dazzling women to join in a momentous seven-way gangbang! That’s right, folks, Ryan, who really must be the luckiest married man on Earth, will be plundering the mouths, pussies, and possibly asses of Sophie Dee, Phoenix Marie, Yurizan Beltran, McKenzie Lee, and Samantha Saint, as will his bisexual wife, Kelly.

In their long history of extra-marital flings that stretched the idea of what a modern marriage could be, Kelly and Ryan have fucked the best and brightest stars of the American porno scene. From relative newcomers Brooklyn Lee, Juelz Ventura, and Katie St. Ives to veteran pornstars Tory Lane, Savannah Stern, and Jayden Jaymes, the women who have passed through the Madison household have performed in some of their best scenes under this devoted (if wandering) couple’s direction. With five of the world’s most eager porno babes helping them celebrate their 400 episode achievement in truly decadent style and topping even Kelly’s recent seduction of Lady Gaga (nee Lexi Belle), the seven-way scene, appropriately titled “The Bangover”, is sure to be hard to top should Kelly and Ryan and Porn Fidelity make it to their tenth year!

Oriental Ecstasy in the Third Dimension

Sex and Zen 3D

Years ago, back when VHS still reigned supreme, I manned the counter and cleaned the shelves of a video rental store. Wandering into the adult section, as I was wont to do on a daily basis, I stumbled upon an erotic film from Hong Kong entitled Sex & Zen II. Although I was never game enough it myself, the title stuck with me for years. Imagine my surprise then, when a 3D sequel to what I thought was an obscure Oriental skin flick became the highest grossing Category III (18 years and over) film in Hong Kong’s history, in addition to beating the tied record held by Avatar and Titanic for highest opening gross, raking in HK$2.79 million over James Cameron’s dual takes of HK$2.5.

August 12th finally saw the US release of 3D Sex & Zen: Extreme Ecstasy and, although it’s only playing in one theater in the entire state of California – ironically not even in “The Entertainment Capital of the World”, Hollywood – the latest installment of the Sex & Zen series is attracting movie goers willing to shed their inhibitions, pay a premium price for 3D glasses, and enjoy a rather corny and cliche adaptation of the ancient Chinese equivalent of the Karma Sutra, The Carnal Prayer Mat.

What about American productions, though? When will we see a theatrical release of an erotic film, either softcore or hardcore, shot in three dimensions on our own shores? Until that eventually, inevitably comes to pass we’ll have to content ourselves with Gianna Michaels nude parasailing in the 2010 monster flick, Piranha 3D.

Faceless, Namelss, Shameless

No Faces Reality KingsReality Kings – the network that brought you MILF Hunter, Round and Brown, and Big Naturals – comes a unique and intriguing take on the reality-porn staple sub-genre most folks identify as ‘amateur GFs sextapes’. Called No Faces, this very new and very small section of Reality Kings isn’t yet listed on the network tour and join pages and can only be found inside the members area. “What’s the deal,” I hear you wondering. Well, No Faces claims to give genuine amateurs the chance to shoot their own porn, show it to the world, and still run for elected office if they so choose thanks to craftily retaining their anonymity. How can this be? Are we really expected to beat off to faceless women? Who knows, perhaps this will work out beautifully in action, if not theory. Are these girls with obscured faces – t-shirts, camera angles, and crafty editing keep the identities of the performers a secret – actually genuine amateurs who heeded RK’s call for submissions or are they pornstars branching out into avant-garde art-porn or merely making a few extra bucks on a site they otherwise wouldn’t be fit for?

Judging from these comments found on No Face’s two existing scenes, the jury’s still out on this latest RK effort.

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