Teaching the Feminine Touch

Teach Me - Club 59 GirlsMost “lesbian” porn movies tend to err on the side of appealing to the mostly male audience’s basest instincts and render their depictions of sapphic love in broad, rough strokes. Kissing is essentially a mutual tongue lashing that is quickly discarded in favor of acts more aggressive than sensual; dildos are ferociously plunged into every available orifice, breasts are pinched, squeezed, and slapped, and the performers throw their heads back, whipping their hair around in apparent ecstasy, while a large portion of porn fans still long for girl-on-girl sex scenes that are explicit but sensual, hardcore but still intimate.

Elegant Angel, a studio well known for its high production values and impressive roster of adult superstars, recently launched their new lesbian brand, Club 59 and aim to produce up to a dozen new DVD releases each year while also developing a members-only website, both of them offering the finest authentic all-female sex. Of particular interest is the recently released title Teach Me, a production that brings together an older, more experienced woman with a relative newcomer. Starring such promising pairings as Julia Ann & Jessie Andrews, Darla Crane & Allie Haze, Zoey Holloway & Dani Daniels, and Lisa Ann & Jana Jordan, Teach Me sees offers something far more authentically seductive and sensual while still retaining the fervent lust upon which these performers have built their reputations.

The Teach Me trailer can be seen here.

Adult Workers of the USA, Celebrate!

LA Direct ModelsThe first proposal for the celebration of Labor Day asked for “A street parade to exhibit to the public ‘the strength and esprit de corps of the trade and labor organizations,” and since it’s unlikely the general public will spend this coming Monday praising the work of those who suck and fuck on camera, don’t you think you, as an avid enjoyer of the pornographic arts, should do a little something to commend their tireless effort to fulfill your deepest sexual fantasies? LA Direct Models certainly thinks so.

Hosting a Labor Day Extravaganza at the Hollywood Playhouse on Sunday September 4th, porn’s premiere talent agency intends to honor porn’s hardest working women and men the best way the adult industry knows how – by partying their cotton socks off! Jerry Anders of co-sponsor Adult Entertainment Broadcast Network, told AVN that the bash, which is hosted by big-bootied adult superstars Alexis Texas and Kristina Rose, is a chance “to celebrate all the hard-working people in the industry who keep it moving along all year, which is what the holiday is about.”

Couldn’t have said it better myself. Hats off to you, porn professionals, now party hard, take Monday off, then get your impeccable asses back to work! (Just be sure not to wear white lingerie.)

Jessica Drake Sucks (in the best way possible)

Jessica DrakeFollowing in the footsteps of other adult instructional video releases like Penny Flame’s Expert Guide to Rough Sex and Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Advanced Anal Sex, Wicked Pictures contract star and noted sex educator, Jessica Drake will soon unleash a guide to giving head. The first in a three-part line of instructional DVDs entitled Jessica Drake’s Guide To Wicked Sex, Fellatio features noted cocksuckers Bobbi Starr, Jordan Kingsley and Allie Haze dropping to their knees in front of Danny Mountain, Eric Masterson, and Chris Johnson while Ms. Drake – or should that be Dr. Drake? – imparts the wisdom years of licking glans, stroking balls, and swallowing cum has given her.

Bobbi Starr, known for her intense deep throating abilities tells Drake and the female viewers at which this release is targeted that eating an orange before going downtown aids deep tonsil tickling penetration by increasing saliva production while relative newbie Allie Haze sucks off Mr. Masterson while partially immersed in a bubble bath. Unfortunately, Drake, an expert cocksucker, only appears in an instructional role, leaving fans to seek out some of her award-winning blowjobs on their own.

While I’m sure Jessica and her pole-smoking team of porno superstars will do a great job licking, slurping, sucking, and gagging, hasn’t this been seen quite a few times before? Really, if there needs to be another instructional fellatio DVD, shouldn’t it be presented by the one woman for whom blowjobs appear to be her very raison d’être, the incomparable Charley Chase?

James Franco’s Kink.com documentary

Kink.comAfter praising adult performers for their acting abilities while in the company of such socially acceptable thespians as Colin Firth, Natalie Portman, and Annette Bening at Newsweek’s ‘Oscar Roundtable’ discussion back in January 2011, Hollywood renaissance man James Franco recently announced that an upcoming documentary project would focus on a man named Peter Acworth, best known to Mr. Pink’s readers and horny fellas everywhere as the founder and lead producer of a little company called Kink.com. Housed in the historic San Francisco Armory, Kink’s dungeons, cellars, ballrooms, dining halls, and bedrooms have hosted a virtual who’s who of top-tier pornographic talent from Amy Brooke to Charley Chase, Sasha Grey to Faye Reagan. In late June, a now-deleted tweet from Kink regular Rain DeGrey said Franco was in the house and attracting lusty stares from all the girls; business as usual for the 33-year-old actor, author, director, painter, producer, screenwriter, NYU professor, and perennial student.

With Kink.com’s continually evolving slate of fetishistic online endeavors as his palette – websites Hogtied, Water Bondage, Sex and Submission, Bound Gang Bangs, Everything Butt, and Men in Pain included – whatever Franco and his crew come up with is sure to be an intriguing look into one of porn’s most exciting and groundbreaking production entities.

Oh, and what else has Franco been up to lately? Why, starring in a movie called Cherry, described as “A drama centered on a troubled young woman who moves to San Francisco, where she gets involved in pornography and aligns herself with a cocaine-addicted lawyer.” In a hardcore version of Diablo Cody’s rise to screenwriting prominence, Cherry is based on a screenplay written by none other than Lorelai Lee.